Pope: And do you, Jack take miss Sally Stageplay to be your lawfully wedded wife in sickness and in health, till death do us part?

Jack: I do.

Pope: And do you Sally, take Mr. Jack Tapdance to be your husband, in sickness and in health to...yada yada yada.

Sally: I do!

Pope: Then, I now pronounce you husband and wife. And if there are any objections, speak now and forever hold your p-

Cuphead: WE OBJECT!

(The door slams open. Everyone gasps as Cuphead and Mugman stepped forth through the theatre.)

Woman: GOLLY! I-It's Cuphead and his brother Mugman!

Man: Aren't those the two going around Inkwell Isle hurting innocent folks for their contracts?

Woman # 2: That's them alright. Some say they're called the Devil's little Errand Boys!

Pope: Th-the errand boys! Here?

Jack: Th-they only come for those who made a deal with the Devil! B-but that's impossible! W-who made a deal with him, here of all places?

Pope: I'm not sure. What do you think, Sally? Sally?

(Jack and the Pope looks and notice Sally red with anger. It seems she was glaring daggers at Cuphead and Mugman, to which Cuphead glared back at her.)

Sally Stageplay: HAHAHAHAHA!

(She tore off her wedding dress, revealing a terquoise dress with red boots and rubber gloves. She soon took out a red parasoul.)

Sally Stageplay: Clearly you're here for the star of the show aren't you?

Cuphead: Well you made a deal with the dude to be the star.

Sally Stageplay: And that's how it's going to stay, my dears.

(Sally placed her parasoul down as if it was a cane as everything went dark and the spotlight shined down on her. She snapped her fingers and...)

Sally Stageplay: 1, 2, 3, 4!

(Music plays)

Sally Stageplay(whispers loudly):
Dramatic Fanatic!
Dramatic Fanatic!
Dramatic Fanatic!

Cuphead:
Dramatic fanatic?

Sally Stageplay:
The spotlight has dawn, and now you stand forth towards the-

Pope:
Dramatic Fanatic!

Sally Stageplay:
The curtain's up high, and now you both face the-

Jack:
UH, Dramatic Fanatic!

Mugman:
Dramatic Fanatic?

Sally Stageplay:
Oh, break a leg, or two, or three, or four

Cuphead:
A dramatic...fanatic?

Sally Stageplay:
As always, a star will ALWAYS pack more!

It's time to sing!
It's time to dance!
It's time to act!
It's time to, GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!

So it's Cups and Mugs, they're now theives and thugs, and they're on the PROWL!
Betting gold, wealth untold, with someone so foul!

Mugman:
Blame him.

Cuphead:
THE HECK, DUDE!

Sally Stageplay:
Such A tragedy, oh woe is me! monsters on the RUN!
For contracts, they attack, with magical guns!

Cuphead:
They're not guns by the way, and we didn't ask for this!

(The spotlight shines down to Mugman)

Mugman:
It's a sorry tale, it's a tale we never chose
But I assure you dear Sally, if you comply, we'll be sure to topple down our foe

Sally Stageplay:
So cups and mugs, mere thieves and thugs, Should we REALLY trust?
They'll attack, stab our backs, without a fuss!

Cuphead: HEY!

Sally Stageplay:
How many splashes of cartoon blood are on your gloves?
Oh, how many selfish acts have you inflicted, to hurt the ones you all so love?

How many innocent denizens hide from prying eyes
From the wrath of these errand boys, they'll cause such chaos and strief tonight

(The crowd mumbled in fear)

But picture this my friends, a rubber shield towards the pitch black darkness?
The rubber parasol of the one, the only!

For, I the heroin of this play, and the thieves and thugs, soon I will slay!
A day will dawn, when our freedom comes, and we end this tragic, Devil play.

(Soon everyone liked the idea, and began to clap for Sally, as the spotlight shined down on Cuphead as he looked in both confusion and rage)

Cuphead:
Now listen up, you-well you hag!

(Everyone gasps)

Cuphead:
But you may fool about everyone here,
But your lies are stale as your acting career

You made a bargain,
And you chose to stray away
For, it's our 'duty' to take you this day.

It's wrong to manipulate
Something that just isn't fate
It's better to go a clean slate
Just like me and Mugs, my mate!

So dearest Sally, if you may, it's best that you cooperate
It's time to end this show right now, and confess your deal or seal our fates!

(Sally Stageplay was enraged)

Sally Stageplay:
Not my problem, not my cause!
Serves you right you cups and mugs getting caught,
As you see, Devil he, won't ever get me!

Mugman:
Well we will, then!

Sally Stageplay:
FOOLISH MUG! FOOLISH CUPHEAD!
You really think you'll ever go far?
Well, sad to say, Miss. Stageplay will smite down thee!

(Soon the spotlight flashed down on everyone: Cuphead, Mugman, and Sally Stageplay. Soon she began attacking them with her parasoul)

Sally Stageplay:
TAKE THIS!
AND THAT!
AND THIS!
AND THAT!

AND THAT!
AND THIS!
AND THAT!
AND THIS!

(Cuphead followed her angry leage and began blasting their magic at her, as the stage fight was going forward.)

Cuphead:
Well take THIS!

Mugman:
AND THAT!

Cuphead:
AND THIS!

Mugman:
AND THAT!

Cuphead:
TAKE THAT!

Mugman:
AND THIS!

Cuphead:
AND THAT!

Mugman:
AND-

Sally Stageplay:
ENOUGH!
You annoying cups won't make a jest with me!

Jack:
OH, YOU CAN DO IT, HONEY!

Sally Stageplay:
I'm the star, and you are merely trash!

Pope:
Does this mean the reception is off?

Sally Stageplay:
ALL of Inkwell adores me, can't you see?

Audience:
WE LOVE YOU DEAREST SALLY!

Sally Stageplay:
Even though you tried, you'll still die, by my slash!

(The crowd was going crazy at Sally's performance. She was truly loved, it seems.)

Sally Stageplay:
It's plain to see that I'm...

Jack:
Beautiful!

Pope:
Bountiful!

Woman # 1:
Laughable!

Man # 1:
Loveable!

Woman # 2:
Musical!

Man # 2:
Magical!

Woman # 3:
Mystical!

Man # 3:
Magnificent!

Man # 4:
A dream!

Man #5:
An angel!

Man # 6:
A goddess!

Cuphead:
A tyrant.

Woman # 4:
A scream!

Woman # 5:
A star!

Woman # 6:
A teacher!

Woman # 7:
A talent!

Woman # 8:
Whimsical!

Man # 7:
Wonderful!

Woman # 9:
Wishful!

Man # 8:
Woeful?

Man # 9:
Amazing!

Man # 10:
Astounding!

Man # 11:
Alluring!

Man # 12:
Adoring!

Woman # 10:
Splendid!

Woman # 11:
Skillful!

Woman # 12:
Styling!

Woman # 13:
Gratifying!

Man # 13:
Beautiful!

Mugman:
Wonderful!

Cuphead:
MUGS!

Mugman:
Sorry!

Sally Stageplay:
Even your own brother truly sees...

Jack:
Beautiful!

Pope:
Bountiful!

Woman # 1:
Laughable!

Man # 1:
Loveable!

Sally Stageplay:
Everyway they all describe of me...

Woman # 2:
Musical!

Man # 2:
Magical!

Woman # 3:
Mystical!

Man # 3:
Magnificent!

Sally Stageplay:
That being said, we're all agreed, that everyone in Inkwell simply adores me
While you foolish Cups just aren't worth a cent, I'm musical, magical, mystical, MAGNIFICENT!

It is the day, They will be slayed, by the great

Everyone:
Dramatic Fanatic!

Sally Stageplay
It is the hour, they both see the power of the-

Everyone:
Dramatic Fanatic!

Sally Stageplay:
Dramatic Fanatic!
The spotlight has dawned, the lights shall shine down on the

Everyone:
Dramatic Fanatic!

Sally Stageplay:
It's truly unfortunate, that this play will end with the

Everyone:
Dramatic Fanatic!

Sally Stageplay
Tearing you apart, with the mighty parasol of the

Everyone:
Dramatic Fanatic!

Sally Stageplay:
It's curtains for you, and a standing ovation for me!

IT'S TIME TO SING AND DANCE!

Everyone:
YEAH!

Sally Stageplay:
IT'S TIME TO ACT AND PUT YOU FOOLISH CUPS IN A TRANCE
BEHOLD, MY POWERS UNFOLD!

Everyone:
OH YEAH!

Sally Stageplay:
And I'll drop you foolish cups down low!

It's time to sing, and dance! It's time to act and trance!
Without a second glance! YOU'LL HAVE TO JOIN MY DANCE!

YOUR souls are mine, for I'm divine,
you balls of slimes will NEVER win on time!

You put up a fight, with all your might,
but without a sight, I WIN this fight!

You'll disappear, I'm shall be feared,
my power revered, I'M IN THE CLEAR!

(Soon everyone began to see that Sally was starting to act a bit crazy with her role.)

IT'S MERELY HOPELESS TO TRY TO FIGHT ME!

Cuphead:
Geez, this loon has denial bad.

Sally Stageplay:
I'M THE STAR, AND YOU ARE ALL JUST TRASH!

Mugman: Sally...you might need to tone it down.

Sally Stageplay:
SOON, ALL OF INKWELL WILL TRULY ADORE ME!

(Everyone looked in concern...some with some disgusted faces.)

NO NEED TO TRY, YOU'LL ONLY DIE BY MY SLASH!

Cuphead:
Uh...Sally?

Sally Stageplay:
I'm the Dramatic Fanatic!

THE DRAMATIC FANATIC!

THE DRAMATIC FANATIC!

The Dramatic Fanatic!

The Dramatic Fanatic...

The Dramatic...Fanatic...

(Soon after going overboard with her insanity, the performer started to become tired and stopped to catch her breath.
She then looked at Cuphead and Mugman...and shimmied out of sheer rage, and finally slammed her parasoul to the stage ground.
The audience was silent,)

Sally Stageplay: FINE! TAKE YOUR STUPID CONTRACT! I QUIT!