Author's Note: MY FIRST DRABBLE! XD It's exactly 400 words long (not with the AN). I'm surprised I actually wrote this. I HATE writing under 1000 words, usually. So, this is very much my shortest story EVER! For now...or not.
I feel like dedicating this to the amazing Neil Armstrong who just passed away a few days ago. :'( At least he's happy in Elysium! He and Michael jackson are debating on what moonwalk really is! XD
Disclaimer: Nope. If I did...would Jasper be canon? I think not!
"I don't get it." Jason said one day.
"Get what?" Reyna raised her head from her papers.
"The saying 'Expect the unexpected'." Jason replied, ignoring his own stack of papers to sign.
"What don't you get about that saying? I find it quite easy to understand." Reyna took her 35th paper.
Jason sunk back on his high-backed chair, "I mean, how can you expect the unexpected? If you already expected something, doesn't that make it expected?"
Reyna's eyebrows sunk, "You're just confusing me."
Jason sighed, "I'm just saying, the whole saying doesn't make sense. If you already expect the unexpected, that makes the unexpected expected. Which means you just expected the expected. Then how do you expect the unexpected?"
Reyna crossed her arms, "I think you're missing the whole point of the saying."
"I know! That's the point! I don't get the point of this saying." Jason declared, looking defeated by the simple saying.
Reyna was annoyed by her best friend's stupidity. She sincerely hoped his offspring won't inherit his brain. "Look, it means that you should be prepared for any kind of situation. Like, if New Rome was attacked right now, we'd know exactly how to deal with it. If you are ready for anything, you'll never be surprised."
"But," Jason pressed on persistently, causing Reyna to groan inwardly, "won't there be situations you can't see coming?"
Reyna tilted her head to the left thoughtfully, "Well, there might be some, true. But you can expect the more possible ones. Like, I don't expect you to suddenly proclaim that you are actually Darth Vader, are actually in league with Cullen Fairies, and have an intense obsession with Edward Cullen..." She grinned at Jason's undisguised disgust at the thought of 'an intense obsession with Edward Cullen'.
An idea suddenly flashed through Jason's mind and he smirked faintly at himself.
"Expect the unexpected..." Jason casually walked over to Reyna's desk and scanned through her papers for a few minutes, much to Reyna's exasperation.
Then, he suddenly leaned forward and kissed her full on the lips.
"Betcha didn't expect that!"
Jason didn't hesitate run for his life.
For ten seconds, Reyna sat there, flabbergasted.
Her fingers unconsciously brushed against her lips where Jason just kissed.
Then, something snapped and her face hardened immediately.
"JASON GRACE, YOU BETTER FINISHED WRITING YOUR WILL!"
Well, what can you expect?
After all, they're just Jason and Reyna.
Author's Note: What CAN you expect? It is, as usual, JEYNA! I love it a lot. Don't judge. But I'm not the type to flame Jasper stories and tell the author they should 'go die in a hole', don't worry. XD
I love my Jeyna and that's that! :D So, review maybe?