Disclaimer: I don't own anything that has to do with the WWE I only own Skyelaar (me), Kori, Mason…………and Mara. Hope u pplz enjoy my story cuz its purty awesome……….ENJOY!!!!!! XD And I used some parts of the show from 1/19/09 Raw.

Kori, Skyelaar, and Mara were all getting ready to do what they did every Monday night and that was watching Monday Night Raw. They had been watching wrestling together for a long time and that was never going to change. As they sat down and prepared to watch each of them were talking about whose match they were most excited to see.

As always Skyelaar was most looking forward to seeing John Cena's contract signing because everyone who knew her knew that John Cena was all hers. Even though she knew nothing was ever going to happen.

"I can't wait to see my CM Punk fight" Kori yelled from the kitchen.

"You better not burn the popcorn again Kori we only have so much" Mara said.

"Kori hurry up you don't want to miss CM Punk do you?" Skyelaar yelled.

And as soon as those words CM Punk came out of Skyelaar's mouth Kori was running out of the kitchen with a huge bowl of popcorn and I'm sure you can all guess what is about to happen……..Kori didn't notice that there was a shoe in her path so she tripped over the shoe and the popcorn went flying everywhere and the bowl landed on Mara's head. This was going to be a long night……

"Oh my God Kori are you alright?" Skyelaar asked still laughing.

"Yea I think I'll live" Kori said getting up and brushing the popcorn off of herself.

"Well I guess we need to clean up now huh?" Mara said annoyed.

"Forget about cleaning look whose on TV" Skyelaar said happily.

They all looked at the TV to see none other than John Cena. And Skyelaar almost had a heart attack which isn't anything new because it's the same thing every time the three of them get together to watch Raw and Cena comes out. He was in the ring about to sign his contract for his fight with JBL and after he had signed his name JBL was trying to talk but all Cena said to him was…..

"You're a scum bag"

And then he pointed to HBK and said "I came out here to talk to you"

And after trying to persuade Shawn to stop working for JBL it all got out of hand form there. Shawn went after John and tried to super kick him but luckily Cena was smart enough to move out of the way but then he was clothes lined by the fat ugly JBL. And then Shawn and JBL left the ring and started walking up the ramp just then the crowd started chanting. "Get Up Get Up!!!!" And of course Cena didn't disappoint.