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I walked into Walgreen's, looking at my feet in the process. This was so embarrassing.
I have never pictured myself in Walgreen's… searching for… these.
There was a whole wall of them, crap, why did there have to be so many?
Who the hell would buy glow in the dark condoms? What good would that do? How does that help? Does it?
"Hey, Eddie!" Emmett boomed, him and Jasper started walking toward me.
Could this day get any worse?
"Hi, Edward, what are you doing he…" he looked at the wall I was staring at, his eyes widening.
"Woah, EDDIE CULLEN'S GONNA BECOME A MAN!" he boomed.
Everyone in the store looked at Emmett, their phones flipped open, ready to tell everyone.
I glared at him.
"Oops…" he shrugged.
I went back to look at the wall of all evil.
"Need some help, Eddie boy?" Emmett asked me. "It's the least we could do."
I didn't want to admit that I did, they noticed.
"Hmm… well… what kind are you looking for?" Emmett asked, how was I supposed to know? "When I was human I liked the glow in the dark ones."
I stared at him, "you're one of them."
He looked confused.
"Okay, back on topic," Jasper gestured toward the wall.
I didn't want to, but the sooner I got out of here, the better.
Why am I even here?
Oh yeah…
That's why…
"Okay… so… what would Bella like?" Jasper asked, trying to remain calm.
"Oh, look, flavored ones!" he walked over to what he saw.
"Hmm…" he mused. "Oh, oh! I got it!"
"What?" I asked.
"You should wear a coconut one, and then, wear a pineapple one, and then, Bella will have an after taste of Pina Colada!"
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