So I know what you're thinking, I must be a sick person obsessing with RE characters. I can't help it... I NEED TO GET A LIFE! Personally I'm straight, but I'm open to things and am comfortable with guy/guy pairings as I am with girl/girl. Perhaps I'm bisexual but I believe we're all bisexual at some level, some more than others. Ok, moving on!
Resident Evil Pairings, oh my!
Jill/Chris
The most obvious of pairings. Both are assertive and both are badasses. United they stand, divided they still stand, but what the hell...they look so hot together!
Leon/Claire
The second obvious pairing although I think Leon would go for a more assertive woman. Don't get me wrong, Claire kicks ass but she's a bit sappy.
Jill/Leon
Ah the veteran cop takes advantage of the rookie. But Leon would probably not be able to handle Jill, that firecracker. But still a good couple.
Jill/Brad
Ol' Chickenheart doesn't deserve Jill. And after Brad made them go through that hellhole of a mansion, I'd wanna kick him in the nuts twice.
Jill/Nemesis
Uhhhhhhhhh.........................................
Alice/Adam
Well they seemed like a couple towards the end. But damn, that was a short relationship. I love Alice... she kicks too much ass
Chris/Claire
Does anyone see anything wrong with this pairing? Well besides the miniscule fact that they're BROTHER AND SISTER, I think they'd do fine. Under other conditions...
Rebecca/David
For some reason, this pairing seems more like a rapist/rape victim relationship. Now I'm sure David doesn't think about those kinds of things, but Rebecca is too innocent.
Chris/Rebecca
Ditto...well maybe not. The reason I bias David is because he is afterall an escaped convict. Chris and Rebecca get along well enough...they'd do ok.
Leon/Ada
Unlike other pairings, this one actually hapenned. Ada's the perfect S&M bitch Leon needs, and Leon is the biggest boy toy Ada could ever find. Great one right here.
Jill/Barry
Eeeeeh...the creepy boss/co-worker type. I'm not sure this would turn anyone on, but there's someone for everything. Kind of nasty...
Annette/William
Well they're married, maybe that can tell you something. But as they say, till death do you apart. Or until your husband does
Alfred/Alexia
Quite possible despite the fact that they're siblings. The environment gets tense when these two are together...yuck
Jill/Carlos
Yep, these two definetely match. Too bad they work for opposing companies. I guess that really doesn't matter when you're both being hunted down by zombies
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The following pairings are m/m or f/f. BEWARE!
Chris/Leon
I doubt it. Chris is too rough and Leon's a big pussy. Sure they'd do it, but they'd have nothing to talk about afterwards.
Claire/Jill
Now this couple I find extremely sexy. There's something about a woman with a big heavy machine gun that turns me on. Especially when it's two, ah double the fun!
Chris/Wesker
This pairing has gotten a lot of fans. I find it weird when Chris suddenly disappears for such a long while. I'm pretty sure Chris would feel intimidated by Wesker's shades. I do.
Jill/Rebecca
Awwwww...this pairing would look so hot yet cute at the same time. Sort of like your first lesbian experience in college. I'd give it the greenlight any day.
Alice/Jill
They're exactly like each other! Except Jill hasn't lost her memory. I can foresee much bondage in THIS relationship. Yep.
Rain/Jill
S.T.A.R.S female cop sex! WOW! But Rain strikes me as TOO lesbianic(no offense). Lesbianic or not, it'd still be hot.
Adam/Leon
S.T.A.R.S rookie cop sex! Leon! EW! This pairing has been cancelled.
Claire/Alexia
This reminds me of the tentacles that hentai fans are so obsessed with. Wait, I think I'm gonna be sick. Maybe if Alexia's not in her wife-of-satan getup.
Claire/Sherry
I'm not even going there..
Alice/Rain
Hmm, now that I think about it, these two girls could raise hell in bed. I should've seen this pairing earlier.
Chris/Brad
I actually find this pairing pretty good. Chris is the sort of guy that'd screw anything in the given moment and Brad has that 'use me, abuse me' look on his face. Thumbs up!
Leon/Ark
Well, since they're friends it might give some backbone to their story. Like I said, everyone's a valiant courageous tough guy next to Leon. That pussy...
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Here's where it becomes dirty! More than 2 people at once!!
Chris/Jill/Claire
This threesome breaks more than one taboo -nudge,nudge-. But still, I can't picture it hapenning, well at least in a way that would turn me on.
Claire/Leon/Ada
Not bad at all. And the characters aren't related! But any pairing with Leon in it I definetely look down upon. This'll cost this triangle some big points!
Jill/Claire/Rebecca
Whoaaaa... the ultimate in love triangles. If only there were some excuse for the three of them getting together and doing the nasty. Major Thumbs up!
Jill/Claire/Ada
This is a variation of the Rebecca triangle. Here I'd be more at ease without the virgin baggage. Ada's a big whore and we all know it. She'd loooove this one! Sorry, Leon.
Chris/Brad/Joseph
A S.T.A.R.S guys threesome. Brad doesn't deserve such goodness but on the other hand, Brad would have a good workout seeing as how he'd probably be the passive member. That Brad!
Chris/Jill/Wesker
So the captain takes advantage of his two best cadets. Wesker's a perverted son of a gun and I know he'd make anything up to catch these two off guard.
Chris/Jill/Carlos
Jill with her two honeys. But for this triangle to be really successful both guys would have to be really uninhibited. I mean, we need to see some MMF that's worth our time.
Nemesis/Mr. X/Alexia
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................
Wesker/Alfred/William
An Umbrella CEO threesome! A SICK ONE AT THAT!
Alice/Rain/Adam
The only survivors that at least made it to the train. If that damn licker could've kept his tongue to himself for a while longer.
Rain/Jill/Rebecca
The three toughest female S.T.A.R.S put together in a soft bed, rubbing up against each other with their scrumptuous sweaty curve-filled bodies. I feel a fanfic coming!
Chris/Carlos/Joseph
Joseph replaces Jill. Now if this isn't uninhibited, I don't know what the hell the word means. I gotta admit.. this makes me a bit, who am I kidding... VERY curious.
Resident Evil Pairings, oh my!
Jill/Chris
The most obvious of pairings. Both are assertive and both are badasses. United they stand, divided they still stand, but what the hell...they look so hot together!
Leon/Claire
The second obvious pairing although I think Leon would go for a more assertive woman. Don't get me wrong, Claire kicks ass but she's a bit sappy.
Jill/Leon
Ah the veteran cop takes advantage of the rookie. But Leon would probably not be able to handle Jill, that firecracker. But still a good couple.
Jill/Brad
Ol' Chickenheart doesn't deserve Jill. And after Brad made them go through that hellhole of a mansion, I'd wanna kick him in the nuts twice.
Jill/Nemesis
Uhhhhhhhhh.........................................
Alice/Adam
Well they seemed like a couple towards the end. But damn, that was a short relationship. I love Alice... she kicks too much ass
Chris/Claire
Does anyone see anything wrong with this pairing? Well besides the miniscule fact that they're BROTHER AND SISTER, I think they'd do fine. Under other conditions...
Rebecca/David
For some reason, this pairing seems more like a rapist/rape victim relationship. Now I'm sure David doesn't think about those kinds of things, but Rebecca is too innocent.
Chris/Rebecca
Ditto...well maybe not. The reason I bias David is because he is afterall an escaped convict. Chris and Rebecca get along well enough...they'd do ok.
Leon/Ada
Unlike other pairings, this one actually hapenned. Ada's the perfect S&M bitch Leon needs, and Leon is the biggest boy toy Ada could ever find. Great one right here.
Jill/Barry
Eeeeeh...the creepy boss/co-worker type. I'm not sure this would turn anyone on, but there's someone for everything. Kind of nasty...
Annette/William
Well they're married, maybe that can tell you something. But as they say, till death do you apart. Or until your husband does
Alfred/Alexia
Quite possible despite the fact that they're siblings. The environment gets tense when these two are together...yuck
Jill/Carlos
Yep, these two definetely match. Too bad they work for opposing companies. I guess that really doesn't matter when you're both being hunted down by zombies
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The following pairings are m/m or f/f. BEWARE!
Chris/Leon
I doubt it. Chris is too rough and Leon's a big pussy. Sure they'd do it, but they'd have nothing to talk about afterwards.
Claire/Jill
Now this couple I find extremely sexy. There's something about a woman with a big heavy machine gun that turns me on. Especially when it's two, ah double the fun!
Chris/Wesker
This pairing has gotten a lot of fans. I find it weird when Chris suddenly disappears for such a long while. I'm pretty sure Chris would feel intimidated by Wesker's shades. I do.
Jill/Rebecca
Awwwww...this pairing would look so hot yet cute at the same time. Sort of like your first lesbian experience in college. I'd give it the greenlight any day.
Alice/Jill
They're exactly like each other! Except Jill hasn't lost her memory. I can foresee much bondage in THIS relationship. Yep.
Rain/Jill
S.T.A.R.S female cop sex! WOW! But Rain strikes me as TOO lesbianic(no offense). Lesbianic or not, it'd still be hot.
Adam/Leon
S.T.A.R.S rookie cop sex! Leon! EW! This pairing has been cancelled.
Claire/Alexia
This reminds me of the tentacles that hentai fans are so obsessed with. Wait, I think I'm gonna be sick. Maybe if Alexia's not in her wife-of-satan getup.
Claire/Sherry
I'm not even going there..
Alice/Rain
Hmm, now that I think about it, these two girls could raise hell in bed. I should've seen this pairing earlier.
Chris/Brad
I actually find this pairing pretty good. Chris is the sort of guy that'd screw anything in the given moment and Brad has that 'use me, abuse me' look on his face. Thumbs up!
Leon/Ark
Well, since they're friends it might give some backbone to their story. Like I said, everyone's a valiant courageous tough guy next to Leon. That pussy...
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Here's where it becomes dirty! More than 2 people at once!!
Chris/Jill/Claire
This threesome breaks more than one taboo -nudge,nudge-. But still, I can't picture it hapenning, well at least in a way that would turn me on.
Claire/Leon/Ada
Not bad at all. And the characters aren't related! But any pairing with Leon in it I definetely look down upon. This'll cost this triangle some big points!
Jill/Claire/Rebecca
Whoaaaa... the ultimate in love triangles. If only there were some excuse for the three of them getting together and doing the nasty. Major Thumbs up!
Jill/Claire/Ada
This is a variation of the Rebecca triangle. Here I'd be more at ease without the virgin baggage. Ada's a big whore and we all know it. She'd loooove this one! Sorry, Leon.
Chris/Brad/Joseph
A S.T.A.R.S guys threesome. Brad doesn't deserve such goodness but on the other hand, Brad would have a good workout seeing as how he'd probably be the passive member. That Brad!
Chris/Jill/Wesker
So the captain takes advantage of his two best cadets. Wesker's a perverted son of a gun and I know he'd make anything up to catch these two off guard.
Chris/Jill/Carlos
Jill with her two honeys. But for this triangle to be really successful both guys would have to be really uninhibited. I mean, we need to see some MMF that's worth our time.
Nemesis/Mr. X/Alexia
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................
Wesker/Alfred/William
An Umbrella CEO threesome! A SICK ONE AT THAT!
Alice/Rain/Adam
The only survivors that at least made it to the train. If that damn licker could've kept his tongue to himself for a while longer.
Rain/Jill/Rebecca
The three toughest female S.T.A.R.S put together in a soft bed, rubbing up against each other with their scrumptuous sweaty curve-filled bodies. I feel a fanfic coming!
Chris/Carlos/Joseph
Joseph replaces Jill. Now if this isn't uninhibited, I don't know what the hell the word means. I gotta admit.. this makes me a bit, who am I kidding... VERY curious.