Sorry I haven't updated my other story in a long time. I have been very busy and I just started reading the Percy Jackson series.(I'm on the fourth book) And I came up with this fanfic along the way. Please my grammar.

Poseidon pov:

Suddenly the mail comes in. We hardly ever get mail. The Gods. Was written on it. Who could it be? I had a feeling.

The box was a medium-sized brown box. Could Hermes have sent it? I go over to the water. My favorite place.

"Tell the other gods that there is a parcel for us." I tell the Nymph.

The Nymph nods and swims off. She comes back a few hours later.

"They say that they will meet with you here in an hour." I nod and give her a token for her success.

I really don't have time for this though. I hope it is the lightning bolt or something. My brother just doesn't believe that my son Percy has not taken the lightning bolt. I know for a fact that he hasn't. He doesn't know any of this stuff. Urg. Now I have to get ready for a battle. The mortals are getting rather suspicious. Luckily we have the weather network to cover up for us. I start getting ready for the meeting.

Meeting…

"What have you called us all here for brother? Is it the lightning bolt?" Zeus asks.

I ignore the last part of the question. "It has come to my attention that a parcel has come in the mortal mail slot that someone has sent us a parcel." I state.

"You called us here to attend the opening of the parcel?!" Zeus asks outraged.

I nod.

"It came from the mortal portal?" Hermes asks.

"Yes."

"What how?" Athena asks. "That's why I came to you guys." I state in a 'duh' tone. For a wisdom goddess, Athena was kind of stupid. I mean come on! Olives?! I thought that my water springs were sure to win out Athens.

I shake my head ignoring those thoughts, I was getting tired of this. I wanted this meeting to hurry up. My schedule was already busy enough without all of this stuff from my fellow Gods and Goddesses. Just let me open the dam package! I have another meeting with some fellow water animals soon.

"Well open it." Ares says getting impatient as well. I rip open the package only find a note. My face drops as I read it out loud. "With Best Wishes Percy Jackson."

"What did your son send you?" Zeus snarls. "Us." I correct giving him a pointed look, "whatever." He mumbles.

I look in the box to find a head of someone I know. Medusa… shoot.

"Well?!" Ares asks impatiently running his fingers over his knife.

"Medusa," I whisper but I know they herd me.

I pick her up by her ugly snake hair. Athena gasps. "Did he cut her head off?"

"Probably. The boy is a trouble maker. One minute he's stealing my bolt. The next he is cutting people's head off." Zeus says shrugging although the anger in his eyes is clear.

Rage bubbles up in the pit of my stomach, how dare he accuse my son! First the bolt and now this prank?!

"You know my son has nothing to do with that bolt brother. Do NOT tell me otherwise." I hiss leaning toward him in a threatening manner.

"Whatever. Your boy has gotten on my last nerves. Who is he to call my crazy? Without that mortal woman, Percy would have tried to go on a plane." He huff's. "But he didn't. Do not start insulting my Sally. She has nothing to do with this." I snarl.

"She has everything to do with this."Zeus declares straightening up in his throne.

"Boys do not fight." Athena scolds me like a little child. I clenched my fists in annoyance. Geez lady, just shut the hell up already! I have more power than her! I will not be bossed around like so child!

"Don't tell me what to do." Zeus says apparently with the same idea. He looks up at the rest of the gods.

"What do we do with the head?" Aphrodite asks with a look of disgust. "I'll take it." I offer since it was my son who chopped the head off of my former girlfriend. I never really understood why I dated her in the first place.

Next time I saw my son, I reminded myself to pat him on the back for his achievement.

"No, with you so much could go wrong." My brother hisses at me.

"Don't give the traitors head to me." Athena says waving her arms like we were going to actually give her a head. My brother and I stared at her incredulously.

"I would love to take it." Hercules happily says setting his staff down about to get up from his throne.

"No, I will keep it." Zeus shakes his head.

"Why for all we know you could use it to master destruction." I retort rolling my eyes.

"Do not question my role brother. I have every right to." He declares.

"Really. Name one." I answer.

"For one, your son once again has wasted my time, so you owe me. And for all I know you can't be trusted enough."

I drew back slightly offended, is he now questioning my role as a God?! Does he not remember that I am his brother? Also one of the Great Three?!

"Do you not remember that time we defeated Kronos brother? You had to trust me then why not now?" I gave him a soft look. Then a great idea popped into my head, "Why don't we just send it back?"

No one spoke for a several minutes.

"This meeting here is done." My brother says suddenly.

Right then a small miniature black TV falls down from the roof next to Hephaestus.

"What is that?" I ask pointing to the TV.

The owner of the TV only smirks.

"Look." Hephaestus says all too happy.

Then I see the sign. "Thrill ride of love?" I say out loud.

"Yup. In a second we will see Aphrodite and Ares." Hephaestus says settling into his chair.

"By the way. Where did Ares go?" Zeus asks looking around with a confused expression.

Aphrodite blushes but doesn't say anything. I shake my head at her, she probably has Ares off getting makeup for her somewhere.

Then I see Ares's shield in the ride, dead center. "Is that-" I am about to ask to make sure that it is Ares's beloved shield. "Yes." Athena replies cutting my off.

"Hephaestus!" A girl yelled who was standing next to my son. Dread filled me, my son was on this dangerous ride that Hephaestus created. I will kill him if Percy gets killed.

"Annabeth?" Athena mumbles to herself in shock.

I take a deep breath, great, the Owlface's spawn is also with my son.

"That was supposed to be Ares, and Aphrodite!" Hephaestus roars banging his fist on the arm of his chair.

There was hushes made by some other gods.

"I'm so stupid! Eta is H! He made this trap to catch his wife with Ares! Now we are going to be broadcast live to Olympus and look like complete fools." Annabeth wails.

"I know!" Hephaestus agrees nodding with the spawn.

"Well done girl." Athena quietly praises.

"Don't treat your child like a dog." I say at her. She looks over at me with a raised eyebrow, "Don't tell me how to raise my child Poseidon."

"I am not. By the way you didn't rise your child." I answer smartly.

She glares but turns her eyes back to the screen. "Spiders! Spahhhhhh!" Annabeth screamed. And if you looked closely, ont he ground were a bunch of tiny mechanical spiders coming out of the ride.

I grinned at Athena, "Your daughter is afraid of siders?"

Owlface only glares at me so I return my attention on the screen to watch the girl fall backwards only to have my son picked her back up and set her on her feet.

"Good job Perce."

The spiders were coming out in millions. "How many spiders did you put in that trap?' Zeus asks slight amused. Key word slightly.

"A bunch." Hephaestus shrugs. Then my son led Annabeth to a boat. He started kicking the spiders off it. "Help me Annabeth!" He yelled frustrated. Dam right, I'd be frustrated too. "Your daughter is useless," I state watching the screen.

"Your son probably got them there in the first place," Athena shoots back.

"Yah well-" "-SHUT UP!" Zeus thundered making every talking stop.

Annabeth screamed. "Why isn't your daughter helping?" I ask Athena. My Son might die if her daughter didn't help.

"She is afraid of spiders." She glares at me again, "So am I!"

I stiffled a laugh.

"Thirty, twenty-nine, Twenty-eight." Hepthaetus's voice called out.

"Hephaestus stops this now." I command him. "I am sorry but I can't." He shrugged.

I, Athena, and Zeus glared at him. "You boy makes trouble brother." Zeus says turning to glare at me.

"My boy does no such thing. If you didn't blame him and the other girl would just stop screaming he would get out of there alive." I say. "This is not Annabeth's fault. How dare you say it is?" Athena says.

"I never said it was I am saying that she is just causing more work for Percy. He is already trying to find your bolt." I tell my brother."

"He would not have to find the bolt if he would just admit to having it." He retorts.

"Guys be quiet! We are trying to listen! You guys are acting like two year olds!" Aphrodite whines while digging in her purse for something.

"My son did no such thing and you know it." I whisper furiously.

I turn my gaze back to my son. Water poured down the ride. "Grover Get into the both. Find the on switch!" The satyr tried to protest my Son.

"Grover." Zeus spit clenching his fists. His eyes show the pain he still has of losing his daughter.

"Thalia." Athena whispers quietly, she too formed a slight bond with the child after Thalia helped save Annabeth.

"Do not say her name." He yelled. Thunder cracked making us quiet down again.

The satyr named Grover went toward the both and Hephaestus's voice was still booming.

"What happens when you're done counting?" Hermes asks out of curiosity.

The other god just chuckled and said "you will see."

Water exploded through the pipes. The boat rocked back and forth.

"As much as I hate to say it! Do something!" Athena yelled looking down at her daughter.

"No," my brother commands.

"But." I protest. He glares at me. I glare back. This 'Do Not Help Your Child' rule sucked.

Meanwhile, Percy and Annabeth entered a tunnel.

"Hephaestus." Athena raised her voice. "Relax. They will be found watch." He answered.

My son and the girl yelled. They were going to crash. "Hephaestus." I looked at him.

He wasn't even looking at me. "Unfasten your seat belt." My son yelled. "What! Are you crazy!" the girl responded.

"Come on Annabeth." Her mother said. "Unless you want to die!" He answered. They unfastened their seat belts. Percy grabbed Ares shield.

"I am going to kill him." Athena growled. "I agree." I say. "We are going to jump for it!" Percy said. My eyes along with the other gods widened.

"Never knew the kid had that much guts." Demeter smiled and my glowed in pride for my son.

"On my mark." Percy ordered. "No on mine. "The girl argued.

"Why doesn't she just listen? My boy is saving her life. Why does she have to argue." I glare at Athena. "Annabeth is smarter than your boy Poseidon." She glared back.

"So my is way more brave." I say with pride. She was about to retort when Artemis yelled. "Be quiet both of you."

We shut up and watched the seen unfold. "Now!" the girl yelled. The satyr grabbed my child and Athena's. "Ouch." The girl said.

"Just hold on." Athena whispered desperately holding onto the end of her arm rests tightly.

"Your too heavy!" Grover yelled. "Oh no. Zeus save them!" Athena yelled.

"No until Percy Jackson gives me back my bolt."

My mouth drops open. Is he serious right now?

The kids spiral to the ground. They got up from the ground and looked in our direction. "Shows over! Thank you good night!" Percy yelled.

Everything went black. "You son is a natural on TV." Hephaestus laughs.

I glare at him. "That was for Ares and Aphrodite. Not My Son." I say.

"I am going to kill Ares when he gets back." Athena said.

"No you can't please." Aphrodite got up and pleaded. "My Son looked like a fool." I said.

"No killing Gods here!" Zeus said waving his hands in the air.

"No promises brother," I replied quietly, then groaned rubbing my head, "but first, let me go get some Advil somewhere."

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