DISCLAIMER: i own nothing of the great Tolkiens works, exept my own character Kimberley.

Damn i only have a tenner. I'm supposed to be going shopping with Megan and Naomi later, but i dont think i'll be able to get much, i thought whilst getting ready to go out. I really wanted to wear my skirt with the blue flowers on it, white vest top and grey cardigan, but it was way too cold, i really hate April... always cold and rainy, so i settled for my skinny jeans, yellow top and grey jacket. I'd just finished getting ready when an earspliting howling sounded from downstairs, it sent shivers down my spine. Racing down the stairs, skidding into the kitchen i was confronted by a silver-blue swirly entity. Beautiful... i was immediatly drawn to it, i wanted to touch it but i knew i shouldn't. My hand moved to touch it seemingly of its own accord, stop...stop dont touch it! Too late!

I think i must have fainted because the next thing i know i'm lying on my back on a nice soft bed how did i get here? Woah... i think theres an army of dwarves in my brain hammering away, that really hurts. Great i dont know where i am or even what time it is and to top it off i've got the biggest headache in the whole bloody world! Thats one thing you've got to know about me i get headaches alot, i'm not the nicest person to be around when i've got one. Memories of the the last day flooded to me, the swirly object and the howling noise, i tried to think but the pounding in my head was too much.

"Ugh...damn headache" i groaned whilst sitting up on the bed. A small shuffle in the corner made me lift my head, there was a figure standing in the corner of the room. I was staring into the darkest pair of eyes that i think ive ever seen,ancient and untold power in the steely look the man gave me made me shiver.

"who are you?"i asked trying to keep my voice from shaking. He's tall i thought at least 6.5 if not more.

" I think i should ask you that... seen as though it was my halls you decided to drop in on" Said the man harshly, that unhinged me a bit. I just stared at him a little taken aback at his tone. "Well?" His eyes narrowing.

I swallowed "My names Kimberley and i have no idea how i got here. Werever here is?" I tilted my head abit trying to get a better look at the man, he was quite scary to be honest, intimidating.

" You are in Mordor-"

"WHAT" I cut him off, he's got to be joking. I know where Mordor is but it isnt real, it can't be. I'm quite a fan of the Lord of The Rings movies, books anall but its fiction... cant be real. I must have hit my head hard when i fell or maybe im dreaming, middle-earth does not exist.

He seemed amused by my reaction " I can asure you, you are in Mordor. Barad-dur to be precise" My jaw dropped at this point. " Now you are going to tell me how exactly you got here"

" I told you, i dont know, who are you anyway" I thought i already told him that, oh yeah i get irrtitated quickly aswell. He stepped out of the corner closer to the bed. He was dressed in all black, reminding me of professor Snape, from Harry Potter. I snorted at the thought, earning me a glare. I froze, he was glaring daggers at me. I dont think anybody snorted in his presence in a long time, too busy quaking in thier boots to laugh i'd imagine.

"I am Sauron Lord of Mordor" He said looking at me.What!!! Bloody hell. I dont think i could take anymore shocks today, first i end up in Middle-earth now im talking to Sauron for gods sake, bloody hell i think i'm hallucinating. I thought he was supposed to have not been able to take a form that was nice to look at after he was killed in Numenor because he looked quite nice right now with long black hair and pale skin, it seemed to have a faint glow to it, toned aswell, unless i'm in middle-earth before that happened. No i dont think Barad-dur was built then was it? I must have been staring at him for a while while i was thinking because he waved his hand in front of my face, snapping me out of my thoughts.

"What?" i said shaking my head to clear my thoughts.

He just looked at me for a while. "I will come back tomorrow to question you. I can tell when someone is lying so i dont suggest you do... and you address me as Lord next time you speak to me" he looked annoyed so i just stayed silent. After he left the room i was just left staring at the wall. Bloody hell bloody hell bloody hell... what am i supposed to do now. I was apprehensive and a lot shocked, i didn't know how i was going to get out of this one. Atleast i wasn't in the dungeons, ooh that was a nasty thought, i couldnt help but think of all the horror movies i've watched, me and my silly overactive imagination.

When i woke up the next morning i rummaged through my bag, luckily i had it on me when i arrived. I hadn't been brought any food so i was glad when i found a dairymilk bar(1) in my bag along with my ipod and phone wich i turned off, i didnt want to waste the batteries, it was not exactly like i could find a charger much less something to plug it into in middle-earth. I put them in my pocket, i didnt want the dark lord finding them then i would have to explain everything. God im so bored. i wasn't sure how long i was gonna be here so i started pacing, trying to remember everything i could from all the Lord of The Rings movies and books that i've read.

The door opened just as i was about to sit down, bored of pacing and Sauron strode in.

(1) dairymilk is a british chocolate owned by cadburys, if any of you didnt know. and its really rather nice :)

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