Jinora had always been a levelheaded and studious girl. But everything changed with her coming of age and the passions and feelings that come with it.
Our story begins in the middle eastern air temple, the new Team Avatar had come back to get a progress report on the training of the new airbenders. Bolin, who had not seen Opal in many days, was particularly eager to return. They reunited, and when nobody was looking, they vanished like the wind.
Bolin and Opal weren't the only ones with another agenda and a need for privacy. Kai was walking with Jinora through the halls of the temple, hoping to raise her spirits after another falling out with her father. Jinora, comforted by his presence and touched by his devotion, decided it was time to make amends with Tenzin.
"Did you hear that?" Kai asked
A rhythmic creaking sound was coming from Opals room. The duo shrugged and assumed that she was doing air push ups, or another method of airbender training. They were about to move on when they suddenly heard a sharp whisper.
"Oh yes, Nuktuk, yes!"
They couldn't ignore the sounds anymore, they quietly went to the doorway into Opals room and peaked through the crack.
Jinora and Kai's innocence bent and distorted like Huan's crappy metal sculpture that was supposed to be hte true art but was actually a poop banana that he could probs sell to sum pretentious prick for 500 coins.
Through that crek in hte doreway, they watched Bolin, dressed in soutern water tribe filthy caveman cloths and stuff undernath Opal, their pelvis's grinding together in unison.
"Nuk-good!" Bolin/Nuktuk Nuk-shouted in pleasure
As Jinora and Kai realized that they were role playing, their faces burned with the intensity of 2 and a half Agni Kai's. Their faces became as red as Zuko's face, whichever side had the scar on it.
Things started making the happen fast, suddenly there were footsteps down the stairs and Jinora and Kai hid behind one of the statues of some old senile guru that did something stupid like not eating shit for 2 hours or living in the air for an unknown amount of time as Tenzin carried a badly injured Bumi down the hall toward the infirmary. He must have have been hurt during the obstacle coarse.
A mischievous smile danced upon Kai's face. If Bumi had been injured during training, all airbenders would have been ordered to stay where they were while Tenzin would have to aTenzin to Bumi's injuries. Everybody would be occupied.
"It looks like Tenzin is Tenzout." Kai whispered seductively into Jinora's ears that were hidden behind her big ass hair.
They kissed. Jinora thought that Kai's lips were as firm as the stance of a constipated master earthbender. She pulled the back as Kai tried to remove her robes.
"Kai, I don't think-" Jinora began, but Kai, in constipated master earthbender style interrupted her
"It's ok Jinora, I promise, I'll make you feel hotter than an Agni...KAI! HAH! BOOM!" Kai erupted like the volcano that killed Ruko because Sozin is a massive dick.
That was when Jinora knew Kai was the one for her, but her fathers teachings still held her back.
"I'm just supposed to be your airbending teacher, we can't do this Kai."
"You're a great airbender teacher, the best I could ask for, but right now, the only bending I want to see you do is over."
And right outside of Opal's room, Kai rode Jinora like a sky bison. Their virgin olive oil spilled all over the floor.
Unbeknowingtingest to them, Opal and Bolin (I mean Nuktuk) had finished an while ago and were watching through hte crack in the door.
"Oh-hoh! Tenzin's not gonna be happy about this!" Nuktuk (I mean Bolin) said in a really queer ptsd voice
And he was probably right because Tenzin was really not fucking happy about this. In fact, Tenzin was downright triple threat furious, because also unbeafvvcknowest to Kai and Jinora, he was at the end of the hall and could see his innocent not really little anymore girl getting pounded harder than fuckin Hasook in Book One of Avatar: The Legend of Korra.
Death was too good for Kai. Tenzin would be sure that he would suffer.
To bee cuntinued