Every day, I oversee battles, but there is no real war. These battles are not ordinary battles. They are battles set up by the Administrator, probably for her own enjoyment. No one knows much about her, other than the fact she owns both companies involved in the battles: Reliable Excavation Demolition (also known as RED), and the Builders League United (also known as BLU). Each company also controls half of the world's governments, which places the Administrator in power of the whole world's government. It's kind of ironic, once you think about it; most of the countries in the world are based on freedoms. Okay, I'm probably starting to ramble a bit now. I just like to talk as much as I can. I was the youngest of eight brothers, after all.
Anyway, you are probably wondering who I am. A long time ago, my official name for RED was Scout, but some people called me Mr. Bonk. Some people still do call me that. Now, I am the CEO of RED. Basically, I'm just there for no reason. I'm only the CEO because most companies "legally" need a CEO. Technically, RED and BLU don't have to follow the laws, but, being large corporations, they would look suspicious without them.
A long time ago, RED and BLU were actually like friends. Both companies' sole jobs were to keep the public from knowing about aliens. After the Roswell UFO Incident, RED and BLU let the US government take over the job, while keeping it a secret that aliens exist, and that RED and BLU each owned (and still own) half of the US government. Both RED and BLU took vacations, with RED going to Florida and BLU going to California. When both companies returned, the Administrator was probably desperate for entertainment. Because of that, she started to tear apart the two companies until they were like mortal enemies. The Administrators wanted the "employees" to stay alive, so she had RED and BLU engineers build a respawn point before she started tearing the bond between RED and BLU, and to this day, it still works. It's shown some signs of it starting to break, like the Heavy wearing the Scout's hat and headset, or the Sniper wearing the Spy's suit, but we have been ignoring it. Recently, I've been getting worried about it, as these things have been happening more and more often, but the Administrator says to just ignore it, and I do.
Maybe I should just explain to you how I got caught up in all of this first…