Hello there! Thanks for clicking on this story. Hopefully you find some of this funny. I love Heroes, but I couldn't resist mocking the characters just a lil' bit and having a good ol' fashioned Heroes type Christmas. I hope you enjoy it.

"A VERY HEROISH CHRISTMAS"

"There are times in life that we must face things head on.

Hiro Nakamura looked at the Christmas tree in front of him. There were christmas lights lighting up, with ornaments located a bound the tree. Beside him, Ando Masahashi was looking on with great disdain.

"Yatta!" Hiro screamed, holding his arms up for nearly twenty seconds before going back to normal. "We're ready for the Christmas party!"

"Hiro, I think you went a little overboard." Ando said, rolling his eyes at everything around him.

"What makes you think that?" Hiro questioned. Elevator-esque Christmas instrumental music was playing around them. Other than that, there was a huge Christmas tree with many, many gifts, milk and cookies for all the many guests that were going to arrive. Right now, Hiro was setting up a bowl of milk and cookies for Santa by the fireplace.

"Santa isn't real." Ando said suddenly.

"I think I know what's going on here."

"What?" Ando asked defensively.

"You are worried your going to get coal from Santa. After all, you have been to some very--bootylicious websites, if you get my drift."

"I go to those websites for the articles."

"Riiight." Hiro said, winking at Ando who blushed.

"Hiro, I just think you are going to a lot of trouble."

"That's because santa is coming! Yatta! Santa's coming!! YATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Hiro said, holding his arms up for longer than twenty seconds this time.

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We must pucker our lips.

"Nathan?" Peter Petrelli asked, holding his brothers body in his arms. He had been shot.

"Pete?" Nathan Petrelli said, springing back to life seconds later.

"How are you--alive?" Peter said, oblivious to the plot around him.

"Adam's blood is still in my bloodstream."

"That's convient."

Peter then went on normally, forgetting that someone had shot his brother for the time being.

"Yep. Hey, I hope you don't mind, I let Hiro throw a party at your-our- your- whoever it is's apartment." Peter declared. He helped his brother to his feet.

"Are there going to be milk and cookies? I like me some milk and cookies." Nathan said, winking at Peter.

"I can't believe you got shot and we already resolved it in like twenty seconds." Peter said in disbelief.

"That is kind of odd. Oh well. Let's go to Hiro's party! I wonder if he has chocolate chip cookies."

Peter shook his fist and laughed to himself. What a day.

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"We must sip our tea, hoping it is delictable and tasty. And that it isn't too hot. And then, we can realize our true destiny." Mohinder Suresh said to himself. He was drinking tea. Like always, he had to recite a monologue about something at least once every hour.

"Why don't you shut your pie hole." Matt said, throwing a bannana at Mohinder.

"Silly Matt, bannana's are for monkeys."

"Have you ever heard of this site called Fan Fiction? There's this user named ParadiseDude91. He wrote this story called Heroes: New Beginnings. It is so brilliant! Check out this tagline: The farmboy is the future!"

"Oh my gosh."

"What is it?" Matt asked.

"I just got the urge to drop everything I'm doing and go to that URL and read about that story!" Mohinder said, walking over.

"It's about this 1950's farmboy who sees global war in 2009! 2009! Oh em gee! It's amazing. Plus, there's this seductive thief, a perverted teenager, the farmboy's girlfriend, an Irishman, and a variety of characters!" Matt exclaimed.

"Hot dog! Give me a chair!" Mohinder said excitedly as he began to read the brilliant story from ParadiseDude91.

"Hey guys? Can you make me some bacon and eggs?" Molly asked sweetly.

"Look at this! There's a social outcast who can draw superheroes! No way!" Matt burst.

"A girl trying to blend in with the crowd who can heal people!" Mohinder said excitedly reading.

"Bacon and eggs?" Molly asked innocently.

"Gosh, shut up. Here." Matt said, taking out a piece of paper and drawing a picture of bacon and eggs as Mohinder read.

"What did I miss?" Matt said with great concern.

"Brilliant writing!" Mohinder said as they both chuckled in agreement. Molly started crying.

"At least Santa will bring me things tonight." Molly said to herself. Hey wait, she said in her mind. I can find Santa right now! Pulling out a map from her pocket, she closed her eyes and thought of Matt- er- Santa. Oops, she thought.

"Hey guys? I just used my clairvoyance and Santa's nowhere!"

"Umm---" Matt said in shock as he finally turned away from the greatest story he had ever read.

"Uhh---"

"Um--uh--er--uh--eh? Uh--"

"Umm-" Mohinder said.

"Let's talk about sexual relations." Matt said out of nowhere. The awkward silence ensued.

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On a rooftop, Gabriel Gray/Sylar/crazy dude stood, his enhanced hearing coming in handy. He had heard everything. Now was his chance. He could pretend he was Santa and take down all of his enemies. He liked wearing disguises. He also liked giving away presents to liittle children. I'm going to be Santa, he thought. Where can I find a Santa suit?

Suddenly, a seagull swooped by the rooftop and dropped a Santa suit.

"What a friendly little seagull." Sylar said evilly, wondering why a seagull was in New York. Out of nowhere, clocks started going off in his head. I should look into that. Not until after I become Santa, he thought. Time to have some fun.

HEROES

VOLUME : "A VERY HEROISH CHRISTMAS"

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