Pirate No More
A/N: Hey, everyone, this is the author! Um… I'm kind of hyper right now; this is my first ever published fic, as in ever, ever, ever. So please be nice, and review! And try your absolute hardest not to flame me! 'Cause this is my very first ever posted fic! Um… it is a songfic, set to the tune of 'Sounds of Silence', by Simon and Garfunkle, and yes, I know that the titles are in no way the same, but they do have the same number of syllables! It's basically Will asking Jack to give him what he needs in order to set Elizabeth free.
Hello, Sparrow, my old friend,
I've come to talk to you again,
Because a man just had me in jail,
Set me free, no, not on bail,
He sent me, with a proposition of pardon,
Be a privateer?
Jus be a pirate no more.
And have you seen Norry lately?
He's been living so inanely,
Oh yeah, wait, we don't know that yet,
'Cause I'm not in Jones' net
But Lord Bartlett wants him in jail too,
What else is new?
Please be a pirate no more.
And my the way, you're welcome,
For saving you crew and your bum,
Now just what do you think,
About severing every like
To you illegal activities, do tell;
I want to hear.
Please be a pirate no more.
No, I want no more adventures,
That will only help yourself,
Listen, Lizzie's back in jail,
She'll hang, so take the deal,
Just give your stupid little compass
And I'll be gone…
Just be a pirate no more.
Fine, I'll find this key for you,
And maybe all your treasure too,
But just give me that old thing,
And they'll be sure to make you king,
Of the sea, and the land,
And the Navy all at once,
It's at your hands.
Just be a pirate no more…
A/N: Did you like it? I really quick want to thank my beta, Tantalus-unbound, and all my family and friends, and anybody who took the time to read this. Thanks! Now, please review! Free munchies that are invisible if you do!