Title: Halloween in TTGL
Rating: PG-13
Characters: all the main characters
Pairings: not applicable, probably
Warnings: suggestive jokes
Spoilers: none
Genre: AU, crack
Word count: 408
Summary: Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann characters have a Halloween party.
Disclaimer: I don't own Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and make no money from writing this.
Leeron was dressed up as a queen, of course. With a crown, a blond wig with long curly hair, and an absolutely charming heliotrope ball gown that perfectly matched his eye shadow.
At first Kamina was supposed to wear the king's outfit, but when he found out who would be the queen, he refused. So Kamina did not have a costume, and was therefore sulking and drinking fruit punch.
Leeron rolled his eyes – silly Kamina, his usual outfit was so ridiculous it could absolutely count as a costume anyway. But forget Kamina, a much more worrying thing was Yoko's popularity.
Her only acknowledgment of the Halloween spirit was a fluffy tail and bunny ears; she even didn't discard her rifle. And yet for some reason her simple costume was much more popular than Leeron's elaborate ensemble, at least if one judged by the number of men who were staring at it with fascination.
Well, at least Leeron was not the only one who was not getting any fascinated looks. Nia and Simon were both dressed in crude Gunman costumes made from painted cardboard boxes. The looks they were getting were the same people give small, fluffy animals.
But Simon and Nia didn't even notice that – they were apparently having the time of their lives together, trying to waltz in their clumsy get-ups. Leeron turned away from the almost nauseatingly sweet scene and spotted somebody interesting.
He walked across the dance floor, deliberately swaying his hips, and approached the target: 'My good sir, this is quite a well-made Beastman costume you are wearing!'
'I'm not wearing a costume, you fool!' was the growled reply.
''Oh, Viral, it's you,' giggled Leeron. 'Sorry, didn't recognise you in this lighting. What are you doing here standing all alone?'
'Enjoying the party,' sarcastically replied Viral.
'That's nice. Be sure to try some of that punch. I helped to make it,' Leeron winked.
Viral grimaced: 'Well, thanks for the warning. I'll drink only water tonight.'
'Oh Viral, you do amuse,' Leeron giggled again, and royally swept past the Beastman to mingle with other party guests.
From the corner of his eye Leeron saw Kittan and his sisters, all dressed up in glittery rockstar outfits, approach the punch bowl. Leeron grinned. The party was about to become much livelier after everyone had had a taste of Leeron's special aphrodisiac-spiked punch.
'Now that's what I call a Halloween prank,' Leeron thought to himself with evil glee.
~The End~