I was feeling great. I had just received the results to my entrance exam, and now I was admitted into the prestigious Yuriko Academic High School. Not only was it the best school in the country, but it also only allowed particularly bright and gifted (or filthy rich) students. Now I'd finally be normal. Sure I must look ridiculous when I wear this orange mask, but it's not like I'm all that freakish. Everyone's a little bit different, right?

This is exactly what Tobi had thought on his first day at his new school. As he said, Yuriko was an extremely esteemed school. With three buildings and amazing classes, it was the real deal. Tobi held his school schedule tight, and had his bookbag slung over his right shoulder. His school uniform consisted of a white, collared, flannel shirt, a black vest, and black slacks. Around his neck he wore a red tie with a white stripe at the bottom. He had his orange swirl mask tied tightly on his face. He looked at the high windows and ceilings, totally distracted by his luxurious surroundings. As if out of nowhere, Tobi bumped into a taller boy, with messy auburn hair and piercings covering the bridge of his nose, under his lip, and perhaps one on his eyebrow.

"Hey kid, watch it." The taller boy muttered. He dusted off his vest, which a bit baggy.

"I'm sorry, I'll be more careful." He looked up and saw a blue haired girl next to him. Her hair was in an up-turned ponytail with an origami lotus tucked behind her ear. As he gathered up his bags, the reddish haired boy was about to turn away, when to bluette turned to him and whispered in his ear. He smirked, and she giggled.

"Hey, the name's Pein, she's Konan. You?"

"Oh, uh, Tobi."

"You look new. Are you?" Before he let Tobi answer, he gestured to his schedule. "Lemme see that." Tobi handed over the wrinkled paper, and Pein's eyes scanned the paper. "Hm… First period… English." He waved his hand. "This way, follow me." Tobi scurried behind the pair, and made sure that he kept behind them.

"English is right in here. Have a nice day sweetie." Konan giggled, as if she knew something Tobi didn't. Pein opened the door for Tobi.

"After you." He said, the sneer still plastered on his face, as he stifled a laugh.

"Wow, the people here are so nice!" Tobi grinned behind his mask. Before he could get fully in the room, Pein slammed the door into the back of his head. Luckily, (or unluckily?) no teachers saw. Pein burst out laughing, clutching his gut, and so did Konan, practically hugging himself. The red head finally stopped laughing, and wrapped his arm around Konan's shoulder.

"That was wicked sweet!" He shouted.

"Totally classic, great one Pein-kun!"

"Thanks for the idea Konan-chan. Great 'acting' too!" Konan was still giggling, her fist lightly punching her friend's arm. When they finally calmed down, they looked down at the orange masked boy passed out at their feet. "Oh shit."

Tobi woke up in a white room with a dark haired woman sitting next to the cot.

"You're awake! Thank God, we were a bit worried there." She sighed in relief. "As you probably know, as you were walking into the English room, you tripped and hit the door."

"Oohh… Tobi doesn't feel so good." Tobi murmured.

"Hm… Speaking in the third person…" The woman sighed again. "Tsunade-sama, it's worse than we thought!" A tall woman staggered in, and stopped at the bed.

"Shizune, what is it now?" The large-breasted gruffly said. She flipped her blonde hair.

"I-I think he has a concussion!" The blonde walked over to him and sat on the other side of the bed.

"You. Turn this way." Tobi obediently did so, and she grabbed his mask. Tobi started struggling to keep his mask on.

"No! Tobi… wants to wear… Tobi's mask!" Tobi was holding the edges of his mask tightly.

"Shizune! Distract him!" Tsunade yelled.

"Yes ma'm!" Shizune grabbed a pastel pink bunny off the counter and started waving it in his face. Tobi followed it, and stared at it longingly. Just as he did this, Tsunade grabbed the mask off his face. Tobi, totally mesmerized, didn't notice. Shizune looked like she was going to puke.

"Alright, now follow my fingers with your"- Tsunade looked at his face. "HOLY MOTHER OF- HERE TAKE BACK YOUR MASK, YOU'RE OFFICIALLY RETARDED!" Tsunade tossed the mask at Tobi and grabbed Shizune by the arm, running out of the room. Tobi cocked his head dumbly as they ran out.

"Tobi going to get to class now." He said as he walked out of the infirmary.

What will Tobi's day be like?

How much longer will he have to put up with Pein and Konan?

Will he get past chapter two without blowing up his head?

Why the hell do you give a shit?

Anyways, hope you liked chapter one. Seeya around at chapter 2!

Signing off!

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