Ron's Veela Problems
By: Tonks Lupin
One glorious snowy white day in Hogsmade Harry, Ron, and Hermione strutted through the crowded narrow streets.
" Hey, I have a great idea, let's go to the joke shop!"', Ron offered happily.
" That sounds like a perfect place to go!" said Harry delightedly.
" O.k., but later I want to go to the new library that just opened today!" Hermione said with excitement but sadly the two boys weren't listening to her. On they're way to their next destination of all the things that could have walked by them a veela gracefully came by them with her silver blond hair flowing through the chilled winter air. Ron stopped in his place to stare at the vella Pass by. Hermione did not find this very amusing.
"What in the bloody world is wrong with you!" she said very fiercely at him.
" Nothing, and bloody is my word!" Ron exclaimed being very protective about his favorite word.
"Every time you look at a girl with blond hair and a small tush you end up acting stupid." She said with an annoyed tone in her voice.
" That is sooo not true… Lavender's hair was Brunet. Besides, your just jealous because you don't look like a model!" The two friends were fighting as if they were a married couple (scary). Finally after one minute Harry said something…
"BE QUIET YOU TWO, WE'RE GOING TO THE JOKE SHOP AND WE"RE GOING TO HAVE A JOLLY OLD TIME! So very quietly the trio walked through the heavy snow until they got to the joke shop. When they got there the store got a new product called the auto- nome.
"Ooooooooo." Ooed Ron as he saw the new shiny object," How dose it work?"
" It work automatically that's why it has the word AUTO in it. Suddenly the nome's eyes glowed red and bit Ron in the but.
" AHHHHHHHH", Ron screamed in pain while the item beat up Ron limb from limb" Hermione, Help Me!"
" No" She said very simply
" I'll never look at another veela again! " Ron pleaded
"Get a veela to help you" Hermione said with discuss.
" Oh come on. You know how stupid they can be, pleeeeeease!
"Fine" She said and with a wave of her wand the nome was put back on the shelve.
" I am sooo buying that!" said Ron with excitement.
" Why, that thing almost murdered you," said Hermione.
" Well for one thing I didn't get Draco a present yet" said Ron with a sneaky look in his eye. So after Ron bought the present the trio walked around the village once again a veela again. And there was Ron staring at the precious beauty that passed him.
" I should get Ron a zap color for Christmas" said Hermione.