Freddy vs. Jason vs. Godzilla vs. Robocop
Voiceover: Last Summer, Freddy and Jason had a battle royal...This time, they've brought some friends along...deadly friends!
*WE SEE FREDDY RIDE PAST ON GODZILLA, WHILE ROBOCOP AND JASON PULL UP IN A PINTO*
Voiceover: It's Freddy and Godzilla vs. Jason and Robocop: The Match of the Century...the deadly century!
*GODZILLA TRIES STABBING ROBOCOP WITH A SMALL KNIFE IN HIS TINY ARMS*
Voiceover: Who will win? Will it be the tall skinny guy and a giant green freak, or another tall giant guy and a robot that has nothing to do with the horror genre at all...at deadly all!
*WE SEE A CLIP OF ROBOCOP AND FREDDY HAVING A 'DANCE-TILL-YOU-DIE' COMPETITION IN A ABANDONED ROLLER DISCO'
Voiceover: But is there room for love in these ugly monster's hearts?
*GODZILLA IS SEEN KISSING MS. KING KONG WHILE FREDDY RIDES A MAGIC CARPET IN THE BACKGROUND*
Freddy: Hahahaha, It's a good thing I've got magical powers, because now I can do all kinds of whacky things!
*FREDDY PULLS OUT A GIANT HAMMER AND HITS GODZILLA, IT MAKES A LOUD 'THOMP' NOISE*
Voiceover: Freddy vs. Jason vs. Godzilla vs. Robocop...Who will be left standing when the bloody dust clears?......Oh I can't wait, Robocop wins!
*WE SEE ROBOCOP STANDING ON TOP OF A BURNT DOWN IHOP. HE HAS FREDDY'S HEAD ON A FORK, AND HE'S WEARING GODZILLA'S TAIL LIKE A CAPE*
Robocop: Enemies terminated. Mission Accomplished...For Now!
*A MAN IN A TRENCHCOAT DRIVES BY IN FRONT OF ROBOCOP ON A TRICYCLE. HE FALLS OVER*
Voiceover: Coming this Fall to the UPN Network. UPN: Because hey, sometimes you just gotta sink lower.
*WE SEE FREDDY'S HEAD ON THE GROUND, HE WINKS AT THE CAMERA*
Freddy: See ya' real soon, folks!
*ROBOCOP COMES UP AND KICKS FREDDY'S HEAD INTO THE DISTANCE*
Robocop: Now that's what I call a moon shot.
*THE SONG 'I'M ALRIGHT' BEGINS TO PLAY IN THE BACKGROUND. THE GOPHER FROM CADDYSHACK POPS OUT OF THE GROUND, AND SMILES*
Note from Author:
I'd just like to send a quick message out to the person that helped this movie get made. You may have heard of him, his name's Tom Selleck. Without his support, I never would've been able to write this. Oh, and I have his mustache locked up in a glass case on my rooftop, being guarded by my top security guard, Gary "T-Bone" Coleman. You go Gary!
Where was I? Oh right. I hate communism!
Voiceover: Last Summer, Freddy and Jason had a battle royal...This time, they've brought some friends along...deadly friends!
*WE SEE FREDDY RIDE PAST ON GODZILLA, WHILE ROBOCOP AND JASON PULL UP IN A PINTO*
Voiceover: It's Freddy and Godzilla vs. Jason and Robocop: The Match of the Century...the deadly century!
*GODZILLA TRIES STABBING ROBOCOP WITH A SMALL KNIFE IN HIS TINY ARMS*
Voiceover: Who will win? Will it be the tall skinny guy and a giant green freak, or another tall giant guy and a robot that has nothing to do with the horror genre at all...at deadly all!
*WE SEE A CLIP OF ROBOCOP AND FREDDY HAVING A 'DANCE-TILL-YOU-DIE' COMPETITION IN A ABANDONED ROLLER DISCO'
Voiceover: But is there room for love in these ugly monster's hearts?
*GODZILLA IS SEEN KISSING MS. KING KONG WHILE FREDDY RIDES A MAGIC CARPET IN THE BACKGROUND*
Freddy: Hahahaha, It's a good thing I've got magical powers, because now I can do all kinds of whacky things!
*FREDDY PULLS OUT A GIANT HAMMER AND HITS GODZILLA, IT MAKES A LOUD 'THOMP' NOISE*
Voiceover: Freddy vs. Jason vs. Godzilla vs. Robocop...Who will be left standing when the bloody dust clears?......Oh I can't wait, Robocop wins!
*WE SEE ROBOCOP STANDING ON TOP OF A BURNT DOWN IHOP. HE HAS FREDDY'S HEAD ON A FORK, AND HE'S WEARING GODZILLA'S TAIL LIKE A CAPE*
Robocop: Enemies terminated. Mission Accomplished...For Now!
*A MAN IN A TRENCHCOAT DRIVES BY IN FRONT OF ROBOCOP ON A TRICYCLE. HE FALLS OVER*
Voiceover: Coming this Fall to the UPN Network. UPN: Because hey, sometimes you just gotta sink lower.
*WE SEE FREDDY'S HEAD ON THE GROUND, HE WINKS AT THE CAMERA*
Freddy: See ya' real soon, folks!
*ROBOCOP COMES UP AND KICKS FREDDY'S HEAD INTO THE DISTANCE*
Robocop: Now that's what I call a moon shot.
*THE SONG 'I'M ALRIGHT' BEGINS TO PLAY IN THE BACKGROUND. THE GOPHER FROM CADDYSHACK POPS OUT OF THE GROUND, AND SMILES*
Note from Author:
I'd just like to send a quick message out to the person that helped this movie get made. You may have heard of him, his name's Tom Selleck. Without his support, I never would've been able to write this. Oh, and I have his mustache locked up in a glass case on my rooftop, being guarded by my top security guard, Gary "T-Bone" Coleman. You go Gary!
Where was I? Oh right. I hate communism!