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Being a well aged time traveler, The Doctor has come up with his share of tactics for dealing with some of worst things this universe, and some from outside it, has to offer. Of course, being as old, and as some companions might say, as "thick" as he is, he sometimes needs a handy reminder as to how to defeat these enemies.

So without further ado, I present you with The Doctor's notes on how to stop monsters, aliens and other none-too-good people. Enjoy!


Note 1: Daleks

They are nasty, irradiated mutants, living inside Dalekanium incased travel machines. They feel no emotions other than a deep seething hatred for all other forms of life.

(Personal note: also, they are regular party poopers. They're probably just jealous because they can't dance like me, or at all really.)

The outer shell is nearly invulnerable to all weapons except for Nitro-9, high explosives, anti-tank rockets, other ballistics and their own gunstick fire.

Additionally, the armor is surrounded by an energy field with a weak point situated around the eyestalk.

(Personal note: banging the casing with a large wrench doesn't appear to work. Maybe I should try using a hammer?)

The creature inside the casing is the result of generations of mutations resulting from a war, between the Kaled people and the Thal, on the Dalek homeworld of Skaro. The use of nuclear and biological weapons altered the Kaleds genes which ultimately led to their new form, resembling a squid-like creature with one eye.

(Personal note: Amy once asked me what the Daleks looked like inside, so I told her they looked like little one-eyed monsters. She laughed for 7 minutes straight… She still hasn't told me what was so funny.)

Although, the outer shell is nearly impenetrable the creature within is relatively weak. In one instance the use of the Movellan Virus proved to be highly effective against Dalek biology.

Other Dalek weaknesses are their pride, arrogance and lack of imagination. They also have a high dependency on machinery and logic, often leaving them vulnerable against unconventional tactics.

(Personal note: fear me and my jammy dodgers of imminent doom.)

Dalek power sources can vary, and depending on what is currently being used can also be turned against them. However, their ultimate weakness is their own intolerance. A Dalek that is viewed as inferior or contaminated will often be destroyed by its own kind. Daleks would also choose to terminate their own existence rather than live with unwanted qualities such as mercy, tolerance, caring and love.

(Personal Note: in short, Daleks are the pure personifications of evil in its worst form. They have no feelings other than hatred, no goals except for the "extermination" of all non Dalek life. They are vile creatures that know only to kill and destroy everything you hold dear… and not a day goes by where I don't wish that I had stopped every single one of them when I had the chance.)

End Note


So, what did you think? I'll probably be adding a few more notes to this. Next up will be Mondonian (Mondasian/Mondas?) Cybermen. You know, the ones running around in tinfoil with a severe gold allergy… yeah, you know the ones.