Copyright:I do not own Naruto,if I did there would be a lot of hardcore yaoi se-(Plot bunny covers my mouth and smiles at camera)
Warnings:Slash,Innocent Naruto,
Authors Note:First Sasunaru story I have ever made even though I have a Drarry in the works,anyway let me explain some aspects of the
story firstly its an AU,secondly there 14 turning 15,and thirdly Naruto already had the sex talk,what will they do locked in a very very small closet that
can only fit two people ;),Kinkyness ensures.
'Stupid Teme' Naruto thought glaring at Sasuke face only a few centimeters away "You're the one who got us in this mess"yelled a very flustered Naruto.
"Naruto stop pressing against me"Said Sasuke a little red tinting his cheeks."Fine Teme I didn't wanna see your face anyway"said Naruto angrily facing the other direction
'Uh oh' thought Sasuke,Naruto's rear was pressed against Sasuke's crotch now that he was facing the other 's Crotch slowly started to harden
"Stop poking me"Yelled Naruto."Dobe"Sasuke hissed as Naruto started to squirm making friction against his bulge "Teme stop poking me,this isn't funny"Yelled Naruto.
"Naruto"Sasuke hissed out again as he came in his underwear,"Yes Teme"Said Naruto irritated"Nothing"Sasuke gasped suddenly felt something wet
"Eww you wet yourself"Said Naruto disgusted squirming around again,'shit' though Sasuke as Sasuke Jr. started to get excited rapidly."Stop moving"commanded Sasuke
"No do you have some sort of pee fetish or something"said Naruto squirming he squirmed more his pants became more and more loose,exposing Naruto's rear.
After a bit more squirming Sasuke finally came again,Sasuke decided to face the other way Naruto mumbling stuff along the lines of 'Stupid Teme','Worser than Jiraya',
'Pee fetish pervert',and 'Watching too much porn and needing his laptop taken away'. Finally somebody opened the door after being stuck in there for over an hour,
"Gaara thank you so much for saving me from pee fetished perverted Teme"Said Naruto gratefully,Gaara merely raised an eyebrow in bristled with jealousy
seeing Naruto with Gaara that way but then remembered one they were bestfriends , and two they were both looking for semes since they were walked to Uchiha
Manor,while Gaara and Naruto went to their respective homes,
AT NARUTO HOME
"Mom guess what happened at school today"said Naruto whining a bit,"what" asked Kushina,"The Teme and me got stuck in a closet today and he kept poking my butt but
eventually stopped,and then I realized he peed his pants and then he started poking me again,but then he stopped again and faced the other way,Gaara eventually came
and saved me from the perv."Said Naruto taking a deep breath after he was Just gaped at her son for a while,then finally going into more detail about sex and
house was silent for a while before a loud"TEME I'LL KICK YOUR ASS"erupted from the house,and sound of Minato talking about killing the Uchiha boy
Authors Note:I know this was short but this was only supposed to be a quick humores oneshot for all the Sasunaru lovers,anyways you get the picture
Sasuke gets the picture,Gaara gets the picture,Kushina gets the picture so why didn't Naruto,:3 See you later lovies.