Tweek Park
Author's Note:Here's part 2 of my fanfic series and the sequel to Eric Park. All rights belong to their respective owners.
[Cartman,Kyle,Stan,Tweek,Craig,Pip and Butters are seated in a table. Pip is smiling creepily and Tweek has splatches of blood on his face]
Cartman:*sight*..Now WHO the FUCK killed Kenny?
Kyle:I think it was Tweek.
Stan:Yeah, he even has blood on his face.
Cartman:You dirty jews he witnessed it!
Tweek:GAH!Y-Yeah, I-I-I-I was walking on the street and then I saw s-s-s-someone killing him!GAhafafTOOsbSHhMUCHPRESSURE!
Kyle:Yeah,right.
Cartman:Gentlemen,we must find evidence and more witnesses outside!Stan and Pip,you stay here in case someone breaks into my basement.*shuts the door*
Pip:Um St-
Stan:Hey dumbass,think fast.
Pip:What?[Stan punches him]
MEANWHILE
Cartman:BEBE!
Bebe:*eating Doritos*What?
Cartman:Did you witness Kenny getting killed by someone?
Bebe:How am I supposed to know?Wait..didn't you killed him yesterday?
Cartman:Today!Did you saw kenny die today?
Bebe:No,fatass,leave me and my mountain dew flavoured doritos ask some of your guy friends like Tweek or something like that.
Tweek:W-w-w-w-well I just witnessed it.
Bebe:Well,huh….Oh!Tell Stan that Wendy likes Craig now.
Craig:*Lenny Face*What?
Butters:We're here to talk about the murder,right fellas?
Bebe:Nah, I don't care about that stupid murder .*puts sunglasses*Deal with it.
Everyone:OOOOHOHOOHOHOHOOH!*turn down for what is playing*
Cartman: GOD-FUCKING-DAMNIT!
Bebe:Yup.I've got to buy some doritos so DORITOS FOREVERWCFAQC!121!*walks away*
Cartman:*Sigh*Oh my god..
Tweek:We should probably get going now.
Cartman:No,I need to question some more guys, let's see..RED[that red-haired girl that appears in the background]!
Red:Hi Cartman.
Cartman:Do you know anything about Kenny's death at 10 am?
Red:No,but I totally ship him with every male character. It's,like,totally the best pair except for some other ships like-
Cartman:Kenny is straight.
Red:WHAAAT?*sobs and runs away*
Craig:Let's just leave that crazy bitch.
Tweek:Wait-
Cartman:Who's the next guy? Oh god it's Kevin.
Craig:He's pretty normal to me.
Kyle:Cartman,don't you realize that Tweek did the murder ! He's even more nervous than he was yesterday and he exploded!
Tweek:*twitches a lot*I-I-I-I-I'm n-not n-n-nervous,Kyle. GAH OHGOSFAEFDFSDFJSFCJNC!*Kyle facepalms*
Kenny:(Hi guys what's going on?)
Kyle:Kenny!
Cartman:You are alive?
Butters:We thought you were dead!
Craig:*lenny face*yeah.
Tweek:W-WHAT?!HOW IS THIS POSSIBLEHCCHAESCUIUHCFW8Q9EUFJCA11!?
Kenny:(But where's Stan?)
Kyle:Oh my god! STAAAAAN!
THE END(that cliffhanger)