Title: Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Author/Artist: CrimsonDreamer13
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Romano, The Bad Trio, mentions of Germany
Rating: PG
Warnings: Implied gay, Lovino's potty-mouth
Summary: Lovino is in denial, Antonio is gay, Gilbert is a pervert, and Francis is a perverted old man. What do you expect?
"...no."
"Aw, but Lovi~ That outfit looks good on you~" Antonio smiled at him as he looked at his outfit thoroughly.
"Shut the hell up, you goddamn bastard! I am not doing this because I want to!" Lovino huffed, crossing his arms over the skimpy dress he wore, the only body parts that were actually being covered being his chest, abs, and (most of) his nether regions. Other than that...well. Yes. Let's just leave it at that.
"Ah, but mon ami, it does look quite splendid on you." Francis practically purred, a sway to his hips as he neared Antonio and Lovino, a half-filled wine glass in hand.
"Kesesese, even I -the awesome Preußen- think that it looks good on you!" Gilbert cackled as he walked beside Francis, a maniacal grin on his face as he looked from head to toe at Lovino.
"Stop looking at me like I'm some kind of dinner you can eat, you assholes! Hmph, you better be thankful I keep to my word!" Lovino glared at all three of them as he tapped a leather boot covered foot onto the floor. "But why the hell do I have to dress like this?! I look fucking gay!"
Antonio laughed at this, ruffling his hair a bit. "You look sexy in that outfit, Lovi~"
Lovino flushed, swatting the hand on his head away as he glared weakly at the trio. "You're all fucking bastards." He grumbled as he fixed his hair, discreetly avoiding touching the curl on his head.
"So? What the hell do I do now?"
Francis laughed, a laugh that practically screamed "dirty". He shivered at this a bit, though he kept the shivering to a minimum so that no one saw him.
"Why, you go to Ludwig's house, of course."
"You're kidding me."
Francis only smiled, raising his hand to gracefully push the stray hair away from his face. "I am not joking, ma chéri. You accepted our dare, and now you are going to do it."
"...well shit."
Gilbert laughed once again, a gleam in his eyes as he smirked at Lovino. "I can't wait to see West's face when he sees you wearing that."
Lovino just flipped the finger at him.
Translator's Notes:
Mon ami - my friend in French
Ma chéri - my darling in French
A/N: This is going to be where I post my music meme drabbles, just so you guys know.
Also, the song for this one is Lady Marmalade, though I'm sure you guys could already guess that from the title. Hopefully you enjoyed reading~