Gaara and Lee One shot
"It is normal!" Lee yelped attempting to contain his laughter. Lee stood with his hand over his mouth attempting to cover up his giggling.
"I don't think so, Lee. Normal people only have two nipples. Tsunade says I have 3, What does this mean? Am I an animal now?" Gaara crossed his arms and pouted. Lee realized Gaara was actually upset about this and attempted to reassure his wild thoughts.
"Sasuke has a third nipple as well!" Lee flashed him a thumbs up and provided the most sincere smile he could manufacture. Except, Gaara's eyes went dark and his frown became worse.
"Why do you know that? Why would I want to be characterized with that moron?" Gaara spat.
"Returning to the important question, why do you know that?" Gaara uncrossed his arms and tilted his head.
"I-um…. Sakura tells me the craziest things!" Lee beamed.
"How do I get it removed?" Gaara asked hopelessly.
"Oh, come on! It is cute! It makes you, you!" Lee tried. "C-can I see it?" Lee had seen it before but assumed it was just a mole. He just wanted an excuse to possibly touch Gaara, and to see his body. Gaara lifted a brow in suspicion and re-crossed his arms.
"You just want to see me shirtless." Shoot, Gaara could see right through Lee. Lee frantically searched the room.
"I just want to comfort you! It does not even matter because Tsunade says you've had it for a while and I have never seen it! That means it is small enough to look like a zit or a mole! I do not want you to feel ashamed of your body, you are beautiful and I would hate for you to dislike any part of yourself!" Lee rambled on not knowing exactly what he was saying. Gaara's face lightened and his arms uncrossed.
"Please don't lick it during sex." Gaara continued. Lee was surprised by the addition of "Please." This was serious.
"I promise!" Lee assured.