Faithful's Love
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A/N: Ok I'm just a little hyper right now so this story is kind of messed up. Review anyway please please please *puppy dog eyes* FYI ~this is when Faithful is talking as a cat to mortals~ and 'this is thinking' and "this is just regular talking"
Chapter One
~You really brought this on yourself you know~ Faithful told his master sternly.
"What is that supposed to mean?" Alanna asked her cat furiously. "How is it MY fault that both Jon AND George like me? And why do they bother fighting with each other, It's not like I'm ever going to love anybody." she sighed thinking 'unless you were a human then I'd have already found my love' (A/N: I lost my hyperness once i started writing so now its really boring oh well)
~It's your fault because you have done nothing to prevent nor promote their feelings. By the by I heard that last thought of yours and believe me I'm trying to fix the whole cat thing. You see the whole thing started with…~ Faithful went on to tell her in great detail of how he used to be a (A/N: pick something interesting that he used to be I dunno I'm going to make it all weird cuz its already screwed up hehehe.) frog and before that an enchanted rock and before that a flea and finally, his original form, a human (A/N: ok that was lame oh well). He also told her how the goddess had kidnapped him and told him that if he carried out three jobs for her, she would return to his original form.
"Will you shut up already? You are so full of yourself."
~hey I thought you just thought to yourself about how much you loved me~ he told her, meeting her purple gaze, so like his own, with a feinted innocence (A/N: I'm tired i'm not sure if feinted works there but I'm puttin it in anyway).
"Well maybe you heard someone else's thoughts.," she snapped just as Gary and Raoul cam through the door.
"Who's reading minds I want to know." Gary announced
"Yeah I want someone to read mine," Raoul added
"When will you two ever learn. C'mon let's go to the practice courts there's obviously no talking to him when he gets like this." she said icily, flicking a finger at her cat.
(A/N: *pushes fast forward button* ………………………………………….*releases button* ok here we go Faithful is talking to the Great Mother Goddess (GMG)
"Look I told you already, you have to COMPLETE three tasks not two and a half."
"But… but we're in love." Faithful pleaded to the GMG
"Nonsense, how could she fall in love with her CAT?!?!?!?! Are you crazy or something, you actually think that she's in love with you."
"of course I do your all powerfulness."
"You're just full of your self, that's you're problem you wretched cat-"
"i am NOT a CAT, I am a human being and I'd like you to remember that so I can go and marry Alanna."
"Alanna marry you? that's crazy. The poor girl can't even see love when it's staring her in her face."
"Well she obviously saw my love."
"of course she saw your love, you buffle-brained feline-"
"human"
"Whatever. You her CAT for MIthros's sake!
*a booming voice from far away* did somebody call for me?
"No, sorry to bother you again, I'll try to be more careful about what I say." the GMG said politely. "Now as for you, you're her cat you're supposed to love her and she's supposed to love you."
"That's no the type of love I'm talking about."
"Oh is get it, you think yourself good enough to tell me that you are really in love with one of my chosen and that she loves you in return? You must be crazy."
"Well didn't you tell her to learn to love?"
"Yes but i didn't mean with you."
"What's wrong with me? I'm just as much a man as you are a goddess"
"You are not. Have you even looked in a mirror lately, without breaking it of course"
"How would I look in a mirror, it's not like my LOVE keeps one of those around."
"Oh you shut up about her."
"Why? I love her and I'll say anything I damn well please you egotistical bitch."
"That was not a smart thing to say to me CONSIDERING you are trying to get me to change you back into a human."
And so they went on bickering for a really, really, really , really long time. We'll just skip to the end.
"Alright I'll turn you back into a human if and only if you promise to complete this last mission." the GMG said solemnly.
"How you going to make me once you change me back?"
"With this," she said as she held out a bracelet with three charms on it. One was a replica of herself, one was a replica of Alanna, and the last one was a replica of Faithful (the cat). The cat charm had two tiny amethysts as eyes that sparkled in the light.
"What's that going to do?"
"If in a year you have not completed your assigned task it will slowly begin to become warmer and warmer, eventually it will grow to hot for your skin, which will start to burn."
"Well Suppose I can't finish in a year because of certain circumstances."
"Then when you feel the bracelet getting warmer, take the charm of me and dip it into boiling water."
"What will that do?"
"You'll see won't you? Alright about changing back to a human, are you ready?"
"Yeah I guess so. She's going to be scared witless when she sees me."
"Probably" the GMG said absent mindedly. she was preparing to turn Faithful back into a man. Within a few minutes, Faithful was now a six-foot tall, black haired, violet eyed man.
"Alright just remember, stay out of sight until she is alone. Don't tell her about you're mission. Ask her, once she is calmed down of course, if you could maybe stay as her manservant (A/N: Coram is at Trebond). Well, good luck don't forget about the boiling water thing."
"I don't know how I'm ever going to thank you. Sorry about all the names I called you, I didn't mean them."
"Apology accepted. One last thing, if you run into trouble take the cat charm and dip it into boiling water."
"Yes ma'am" Faithful said as he stood and took her hand, bowing over it and quickly brushing his lips against it. "I Take my leave."
A/N: ok I know at the beginning I said that this was supposed to be a stupid fic well I decided that I sort of like it and so i kind of sort of changed it into a real fic. OK Yeah. Any and all review are welcome and appreciated. If you want in your review say what you think Faithful's mission should be; or if you don't think I should continue this fic say that too. OK well thx for readin
Also if any of you are interested, I started this thing (well I want to start this thing but I need more people to be interested) where you create your own Tortall character and write diary entries/stories from their life. If anyone is interested please email me at greenngrayeyez4eva@hotmail.com