Takenouchi Show - Talents
Sora: Hello, and welcome to the Takenouchi Show!
Mimi: Yeah! And I'm here to advertise Tachikawa
Toothpaste!
Sora: That's what you think... *coughs* Today,
our first special guest is... Hotaru Tomoe!!!!!
Hotaru: Hello everybody! Have any of you seen
my lamps? They seem to be missing...
Mimi: Must be Hikari again!
Sora: *coughs* Aaaanyway, today our theme
is... talents!!!
Mimi: Ooh! I have many talents...
Sora: That's what you think... But besides, it's
a talent show for our guests. You're part of the team.
Mimi: Oh... Is this on the Mimi Kamiya Network?
Sora: No.
Mimi: Well that sucks! I quit...
Sora: You can't.
Mimi: Damn!
Hotaru: Aren't we forgetting somebody?
Sora: Oh! I'm sorry... Please, show us your talent...
Hotaru: Glad to! *singing to the tune of Cops
theme song* Gay guys, Matt an' Tai... Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do
when the come for you? G-
Sora: That's WONDERFUL... *sweatdrop*
Mimi: Forget Matt and Tai! It's Vera and Martha!
Sora: But those are girls...
Mimi: SO?! Its a lesbian writing to a lesbian
about how they killed this guy Felix cuz he learned they were lesbians!!!!!!
Sora: No it's not...
Mimi: Oooh, Pikachu and Elf are gonna pound you
for that one!
Sora: So? Maybe Elf could, but I'd LOVE to see
Pikachu try. Anyway, It has to be GUYS! Like Hamlet and what's his name...
Or that other kid and his uncle...
Mimi: *sweatdrop* Eh?
Sora: Oh nevermind! You tell me too many names
to remember them all...
Mimi: Wahh! Now I have that stuck in my head...
*hums the "Gay Guys" song*
Sora: I like the other version better, cuz you
get to say letters... Letters are fun!
Mimi: Yup! I love the alphabety! (is that how
you spelled that? ^ _ ^;;)
Hotaru: Other version? Oh yeah... L girls H-
Sora: Please don't sing now!
Hotaru: Okay... Can't I PLEASE sing the Cheese
Song, though?
Sora: *grins evily* In THAT case... Of course!
Mimi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hotaru: YAY!!!! *singing* Cheese for you, cheese
for me! Cheese for him, cheese for her!!!
Mimi: *plugs ears and gets the "Grr" face*
Hotaru: Okay, I'll stop.
Mimi: Gooood... Now, why don't you go outside
and find Chibi-Michiru and Chibi-Haruka?
Sora: And remind Chibi-Michiru to warn everybody
of the Ye Old Drink Ship!!
Mimi: Ship? That's swell...
Sora: Oops, I mean shop... My mind was on the
Oompa-Loompa and the wizard person in the Wizard of Oz...*sweatdrops*
Mimi: Oompa-Loompas are scary... But anyway, g'bye
Hotaru!
Hotaru: Okay! Bye everybody! *runs outside*
Sora: Finally, she's gone... *sighs* This should
be better... our next special guest is... ta da! Hikari Kamiya (sorry,
I like Kamiya better than Yagami...)!
Hikari: Hey everybody!!!
Mimi: 'Kari... You took Hotaru's lamps again,
didn't you?
Hikari: *putting on chapstick* No...
Naru (looking onto the set): Hey! Hikari took
my lip chap!
Sora: Naru! It's not your turn to come out yet!
For that, you're not coming out at all!
Naru: Dang it!
Sora: Anyway, what's your talent, Hikari?
Hikari: My talent is taking Hotaru's lamps, and
putting them where she'll never find them!
Mimi: SO YOU DID TAKE HOTARU'S LAMPS AGAIN!!!
Hikari: Well she said she had like a million or
so more at home, and that she gets them at garage sales...
Sora: See Mimi? Now who really cares if Hikari
takes Hotaru's lamps, anyway?
Mimi: I DO!
Sora: Okay, okay, you win. Hikari, your time is
up. Go get Hotaru's lamps and give them back.
Hikari: Whatever, it's not like she's really missing
them...
Mimi: I suppose.
Hikari: Well, bye!!! *leaves*
Mimi: Can I announce our next guest!?!
Sora: Suuure. But after the commercial break!!!
Mimi: Awww man...
*comercials come on, and you'll have to wait until
you get to see more... ^ _ ^*
A/N: LOL, I don't know how many people are actually
going to get this... But anyway, a sneak peak of what's to come in the
next chapter!
-Ami's crush, reavealed!
-Sora and Mimi are parents of a beautiful baby
race car named Chobi!
-Haruka trys to abduct Sora and Mimi's "baby"!
-Daisuke tells Sora and Mimi about the angles
and the polygons... er, the birds and the bees...
Oh, yeah, and no matter how much this sounds like
Mira, it's Sorato, and possibly some Michi, since I'm writing this for
Mimi K... ^ _ ^;;;;;;
