Title: Cooking with Chichi
Fandom: DBZ
Author: kira
Chars/Pairs: Chichi/Goku
Genres: crack!romance
Warnings: none
Word Count: 423
Summary: Chichi discovers the way to a great sex life…

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Chichi had discovered the way to a great sex life by accident. She had been sitting on the sofa, watching the cooking channel, when her husband came in, from sparring with Krillin, looking for something to eat. She threw the can of cheese-whizz, she had been holding, at him and the rest as they say was history. While staving off starvation by chowing down the spray cheese, Goku started watching along with her, and before Chichi could say, "Would you like fries with that, dear?" she was lying naked on the floor, covered in cheese-whizz, while Goku did all these wonderful things to her with his mouth.

Now, any time she wanted a lil action between the sheets, all she had to do was put on what she jokingly referred to as "food porn" aka the cooking channel. After ten minutes of watching some pretty young thing sauté onions and garlic, Goku was rearing to go! She didn't even have to dress-up like the Chiquita banana girl any more to get her some loving from her man. Or even read him some of her favorite recipes from her cookbook.

Nope, all she had to do was put on the cooking channel, plunk that big lug of a husband in front of the TV, and shake a can of cheese-whizz at him. He would have her flat on her back with her legs in the air so fast; she did not know what hit her. Not that Chichi minded, after all, that was the idea. And so their love making continued day after day to the sweet sounds of someone frying bacon, or making zucchini frittatas, or telling them what they needed to do to make a pineapple upside-down cake.

And then miracles of miracles happened. Chichi found herself pregnant with her first child. Not that was so miraculous, as babies were made all the time, but Chichi discovered her husband loved her wild food cravings and that spawned another round of kinky food porn inspired love making. For that baby was made not only with love, but with equal helpings of chocolate chip cookie dough and pickled pigs feet. So no one, once they learned of her lil secret for the best love making ever, was surprised when she named her bouncing baby boy, "Gohan," after the bowl of rice she had right before she went into labor. So what if Goku insisted he was named after his grandpa, everyone who was anyone who knew about their passion for food porn, knew better…