Hello! This is just a one-shot, parody thing.
Disclaimer: Nope. Am I clear? Good!
This is in Elrond's POV
What happened? Why is Legolas unconscious? Have you been fight orcs? What have I told you about fight orcs…
What do you mean, Elrohir, 'fell from the sky'? People don't randomly fall from the sky! You must get your vision tested!
Alright, fine, Elladan, someone fell from the sky. But why is Legolas unconscious?
Someone jumped on him? Why would someone jump on him? Did this person look like an orc?
Aragorn, don't use that tone with me! I was just making sure…
Wearing a silvery-red dress? There's no such color! And how can a dress be 'low-cut yet modest'? Are you sure it wasn't Arwen playing a trick on you?
OF COURSE Arwen's eyes don't change color? Whatever gave you that idea?
Her eyes changed color? Elrohir, really, you should get your vision tested!
Legolas! You've awaken! What happened?
Someone jumped on you? Did she say anything?
Why would anyone propose to you, Legolas?
Elladan, watch your tone!
Glorfindel, I'm so glad you're here! They are speaking about someone falling out of the sky, jumping on Legolas, proposing, and knocking him unconscious. Do you know of this new evil?
What do you mean, "fangirl"? How often do they appear? Are they deadly?
They ARE deadly? How can we protect ourselves?
We CAN'T?! We shall surely perish!
Of course I'm worrying about it, Glorfindel! Aren't you worried? I mean, this new evil could—look! Look up there! There's another one! AHHH!!! IT'S AFTER GLORFINDEL!!!
And this, my friends, is why Arwen had to go instead of Glorfindel to rescue Frodo.
A/N: Well, that's it. It randomly came to me last night. Hope you enjoyed!
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