Kuro: *nods* We finished the first chapter! Now we-
Shiro: SHUT UP KURO! *cough* I mean be quiet! =3=
Nocturnal: *pats Shiro* Good girl learning to be nicer... Anyways... Kuro continue...
Kuro: *coughs* Now we, Shiro and I, actually know how to do this confusing stuff! That means faster updates! *fist pump*
Shiro: FASTER! *flails around crazily*
Nocturnal: Yep! And maybe we will get to work on our other fics too! *glares at Kuro*
Kuro: *shuffles feet* I'm kinda working on them...
Shiro: You must work faster!
Kuro: You don't help at all Shiro! You just come over and steal my apples!
Shiro: *bites out of an apple* What were you saying?
Kuro: *facepalm*
Nocturnal: *sighs* You two are going to be the death of me... However, the show must go on!
Kuro: Even if-
Shiro: *throws Kuro out the window* it must go on! XD
Nocturnal: ... Okay then! On with the story!~
I stood outside of the Utau household. This place will be my home now that I am going to be singing for a living. My life was going to be forever changed. However, I was more focused on the trial in front of me. Even though I knew I had to, I couldn't bring myself to ring the doorbell. I didn't know what would await me inside. What if nobody likes me? I am freakishly tall with mismatched eyes... and I don't even know what I would do if someone figured out my secret... I heard a clamor coming from inside... Okay? What was going on in there? Guess I will have to find out... I took a deep breath and rang the bell.
The door swung open a few seconds later and revealed a little girl with red drill hair. She stared at me in a way that made me fidget under her gaze. She was studying me very closely... She shook her head and smiled brightly,"Hello, I'm Kasane Teto!"
I gave her a shy smile and extended my hand to her,"Ruko, Yokune Ruko. It is a pleasure to-"
CRASH!
I was cut off by a loud noise coming from the house. I looked behind Teto, my eyes widening at what I saw.
A white haired girl with blood red eyes was holding a headless person by her shirt collar. I looked closely at her and realized she was holding a... a... a cucumber? What was she going to do with a cucumber? Cucumbers are harmless!
Teto spun around and screeched,"OH MY GOD TEI! PUT DOWN THE CUCUMBER!"
"But Teto-chan she touched Len!" The girl whined, slinging the cucumber around. This was weird...
I looked into the house and, thinking I could help the situation, said something that I thought would help.
"Oh, you mean that Len Kagamine plushy sitting... over... What?" Teto was gazing up at me with wide eyes. The white haired girl glared at me as if I just murdered someone. The headless thing was still trying to escape. All of the sudden I was knocked onto my back and was staring up at a pair of red eyes. My blood went cold as I realized I had indeed said something wrong.
"What did you just call Len?" She asked in a threatening voice.
Oh crap! Oh crap! Oh crap! First day here and I am gonna die! That will be interesting death by cucumber. I closed my eyes tight expecting anything to happen, but nothing did. I felt a weight being lifted from my chest.
"She didn't mean it Tei! She was just kidding!" I opened my eyes to see that Teto had wrestled Tei to the ground and that she was struggling to get the cucumber from her.
Tei was fighting back and started screaming,"GET OFF OF ME! She was not kidding and if you don't get off me I'm going to use the cucumber on you instead!"
Teto looked like she was starting to lose her grip on Tei. I had to do something and do it fast. I looked around for anything I could use to restrain Tei with. I looked down and decided that my tie would have to do. I took it off quickly, accidentally catching some of my buttons and causing them to fall open. Now just to find a distraction...I got it!
I pointed yelled,"OH MY GOD IT'S LEN KAGAMINE!"
Tei shot up immediately,"WHERE!"
I took the opportunity and grabbed her wrist. I tied them behind her back before she realized what I was doing.
"WHAT THE HELL! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!"
Teto sighed,"Tei-chan, why does this have to happen every morning?"
Tei shook herself furiously, obviously trying to get my tie off of her hands. Teto took her by the shoulders and led her inside leaving me to my thoughts as I followed her inside. This place must be an insane assylum if this was a normal morning for them. Bleh... No more peace and quiet for me. I kept walking, no longer following Teto, but a strong scent coming from what I assume was the kitchen. I found the source of the scent was a coffee pot. I pulled a coffee cup out of the little bag I had hidden in my trenchcoat and poured some of the coffee in it. I took a sip finally taking notice that I was being watched by a black haired girl who had a scythe in her hand. We stared at each other until the girl spoke in a cool voice.
"I am Suki Yamine. You must be new here or else I would have remembered you."
"Yokune Ruko. I just moved here," there was another awkward silence as we stared eachother down. This is the first person I have seen here who isn't over the top happy or crazy. What's the catch?
I heard footsteps to my left and saw Teto had finally found me.
Suki sneered at her,"Hello, Kasane-san."
The tone of her voice made me shiver. Teto noticed it too and winced,"H-hi Suki-chan."
Suki made a weird disapproving noise, then out of no where she threw a knife in Teto's direction where it stuck in the doorway cutting a fly in half.
"Damn thing has been bothering me for the last five minutes. Always buzzing around and making noise,"Suki walked by Teto,"I am heading to my room. I have had enough of everyones shenanigans."
I walked over to Teto. She looked about as happy as a cat caught in rain. Haha. Cat. Rain. Water. Get it? I felt really awkward standing next to her (or anyone for that matter) because of my height. I was at least a foot taller than her so I literally had to look down at the young girl. I felt really awkward once again because I really didn't know anything about anyone.
"Soooooo... Wanna give me a tour of the house?" I smiled happily pulling her out of an apparent stupor.
She turned towards me and grinned,"I would love to give you... a...tour- your shirt is, kinda open."
I looked down at my shirt and quickly covered myself up. I felt my my face heat up as I buttoned my shirt,"Ah, my apologies... I forgot they came unbuttoned, you know, when we were struggling with... Yeah, I'm gonna shut up now..."
Teto laughed nervously,"It's totally fine! My shirt will just, like, fly off without me noticing and I'll walk around like that for a few hours before someone tells me!"
I could tell she was trying to cheer me up in her own weird way, but that just made her sound very... well... weird.
She started to laugh maniacally, "AHAHAHAHAHA! I should just get on with the tour!"
Teto tried to cover her embarrassment by ducking her head down and fleeing the room. I followed after her quickly. She was so cute when she was embarrassed!~
"Teto-chan!~ Slow down, oh dearest moe goddess!" Great my dere-dere side was coming back...
I don't think she heard me because she kept on walking. I followed her into a space that I assumed was the living room. I took a quick look around and noticed a girl sleeping on the couch. She had long blond hair and a pair of bunny ears on her head.
"This is the living room!"Teto said stepping into the center of the room,"Here, you can watch T.V. or play video games."
She jerked her thumb towards the sleeping lump and started shaking her lightly,"Luna, if you're going to sleep, you should sleep in your room!"
The girl opened one eye and stretched. She then looked around sleepily, rubbing her eyes.
"Is this the new Utau?"She asked finally noticing me.
Teto nodded,"You should introduce yourself!"
The girl looked up at me shyly,"H-hi. I-I am Luna Amane..."
I looked down at the girl. I could tell she was very shy so I bent down to shake her hand,"Ruko Yokune. I am pleased to meet you."
Luna smiled at me, the previous signs of shyness long gone.
"Kay, let's keep going!" I heard Teto say as she grabbed my hand and started dragging me off.
She glanced back at Luna and yelled,"Be careful where you sleep or else Tei will get you!"
My blood went cold as I heard a familiar voice behind us,"That's funny Teto-chan, who am I going to get?"
I turned around and saw the girl smiling. This was a total 180 from her earlier mood! I started scooting closer to Teto not knowing what to do. Teto didn't say anything and finally Tei spoke up.
"Oh, and I thought I would return your tie, Ruko-chan,"she stretched out her hand to give me my tie back.
I reached forward cautiously and took my tie from her. I heard Teto release her breathe beside me.
"Thank you,"I said politely, not wanting to make the girl mad again,"Wait... How do you know my name?"
Tei clasped her hands in front of her,"I talked to Suki-chan in the hallway. I'm sorry for not introducing myself!"
She paused to clear her throat,"I am Tei Sukone and it is wonderful meeting you!"
She extended her hand once again for a handshake. I bent down a little about to return the gesture when WHAM! I was once again knocked to the floor, but this time I grabbed the wrists of the culprit and pinned them above their head while straddling their body. I looked down to identify my attacker... What the hell?
"I just saved you from something not so pleasant, so I suggest you get off of me."a girl with flaming red hair said. I let go of her and pulled myself up. I took another look at the girl and saw she had deep purple eyes and was dressed as a Gothic Lolita. I tried to offer her my hand, but she shoved it away.
"I don't need your help."
I looked over at Teto to see a mortified look on her face. Tei was snickering a little. I was definitely missing something...
Teto jerked her hand away from Tei. The latter was still snickering,"Why did you grab my hand, Teto-chan?"
Teto tried to glare, but it looked more like a frightened little girl's face. She chuckled nervously,"Heheh, n-no reason, Tei-chan."
She looked away from her hand and turned her eyes towards me,"It seems you've met Ritsu-kun. I-I'll leave you to introduce yourselves while I go wash my hands really quick."
She ran off to what I assumed was the nearest sink. I looked over at the Gothic Lolita Teto just referred to as "Ritsu-kun." Wait...kun?
"Yes, I am a boy."
How did he know what I was thinking?
"It is obvious from the look on your face."
"Ah, I suppose that makes sense. I am Ruko Yokune. Nice to meet ya."
"Ritsu Namine."
"Ritsu, could you explain something to me?"
"Sure."
"What is so wrong about Tei's hand that you had to tackle me?"
"Well, you see Ruko," Ritsu pulled me down so he could whisper in my ear.
My eyes widened at what I heard. Why would you do THAT with a cucumber? Then Ritsu started making gestures with his hands. OH MY GAWD! That is so dirty... Wait what?
"Rukooo-chan!~ I am baaack!" was all I heard before the world went black.
I woke up feeling myself being dropped on something hard. I could hear some voices around me discussing something. I groaned and sat up slowly. I heard someone walk over to me. I opened my eyes slowly.
I saw a purpled hair girl standing nearby. Teto was standing off to the side a little ways off from her. For some reason I felt like I had just been violated and put my arms on my chest. I looked around the room and noticed a head rolling on the floor.
"Umm... Teto?"
Teto started blushing before she shouted,"WE WEREN'T TALKING ABOUT YOUR BOOBS!"
She continued to stare at me or a moment and then, realizing what she said, clamped a hand over her mouth.
I shifted feeling very uncomfortable and modest because they were probably wondering about my measurements.
"Guys, I'm starting to get dizzy!" the rolling head called.
The purple haired girl merely sighed and raised her hand to her face,"Smooth, Teto, smooth."
I grumbled a little and decided to get the breast-fest over with,"38-D, yes they are real, and Teto if you want you can feel them."
Teto's mouth fell open, then she burst into a coughing fit while shaking her head,"No that's fine I don't need to feel them or anything." Her hand thought otherwise because it began to slowly ventured towards my chest before she pulled it away. What a cute reaction!~
Teto giggled nervously again and then gestured at the purple haired girl,"You should introduce yourself."
The girl looked at me through her half-opened eyes," I am Uta Utane, but nearly everyone calls me Defoko."
I nodded,"Ruko Yokune nice to- KYA! Teto? Geez give me a warning, eh?"
Teto looked down at her hand, which was placed firmly on my chest,"I-I...t-this isn't... MY HAND IS POSSESSED!"
She started get flustered as her hand squeezed again... I know it's bad but I was... kinda turned on...
Defoko shook her head,"Teto, now is not the time to get your raep-face on!"
Her hand squeezed my breast again,"I'm not! My hand is acting on its own!" Squeeze. Glare.
I stifled a moan as her "possessed" hand started moving in light circles. Cannot. Release. Dere-Dere side. Teto's hand applied even more pressure and I couldn't suppress a low moan. Too late. My Dere-Dere side took over and I started acting on impulse. I sat up on my knees and grabbed both sides of her face, pulling her lips to mine. They were surprisingly soft and tasted like French bread.
Apparently, Teto's other hand was also "possessed" because it wrapped around me and squeezed my ass. I felt her open her mouth to allow entrance. I complied and slipped my tongue into her mouth. I dont know how, but shortly after that we on the floor with me on top of her. I needed to stop this, but I couldn't. It was like a force was holding us together.
I heard the door open and a somewhat deep voice start to talk,"Teto, I need to ta- HOLY JESUS!"
Teto pulled back and looked up at a guy who could be her twin if he wasn't so old,"T-Ted?"
He raised an eyebrow and smirked at Teto,"Geez, Teto! She hasn't even been here a full day and you're all ready getting some! You're less innocent than I thought!"
She tilted,"What does 'getting some' mean?"
I sighed and picked myself up off the floor. When I stood at my full height Ted's (who I assume is Teto's brother) eyes widened slightly. I ignored him and answered Teto's question,"Basically the equivilent of us screwing eachother. Now I have my own question. How many times does 'that' happen to you? He acts like it is no big deal."
She seemed to think for a second and then puffed out her chest,"I screw all the time! I can drill into wall or kitchen cupboeards, there was even this one time under Defoko's bed where... I..."
I'm pretty sure that she noticed the very concerned look I was giving her. This was irresponsible behavior for someone her age.
I turned to Ted," Ted you need to have the sex talk with her."
Ted jumped out of his skin,"W-what? Why me?"
I sat down cross legged on the floor,"Uh, you're her brother?"
Teto cocked her head to the side,"but I already know what sex is!"
Ted looked at her with an annoyed expression,"No, you don't, Teto."
"YES I DO!"
"THEN WHAT IS IT?" He yelled with a triumphant grin on his face.
She crossed her arms an gathered her thoughts,"Well, I don't know the exact science,but I know it is very painful and involves a lot of stabbing," she paused,"What does sex have to do with the current situation?"
I sighed and looked up at Ted,"You HAVE to explain it to her!"
Ted looked at me and then at Teto. I will admit, I was enjoying putting him on the spot.
Ted eventually sighed and sat down between us," Okay, fine. Have it your way."
I laughed at him,"I win."
Ted glared at me, then cleared his throat and looked back at Teto. This was gonna be good.
"Okay, Teto, now sex is how babies are made... W-well you see it's like this; There is a rocket ship and it pulls into the port, but then, it pulls back out and goes in again. Ya get it? In. Out. In. Out. In. Out?"
He started making hilarious hand motions.
Teto tilted head slightly,"So, I can transform into a spaceship? THATS SO AWESOME!"
"There's only one way to teach her."
He picked up a random laptop and flipped it open. He then started typing furiously for a few minutes. I have a really bad feeling about this. He took Teto's hand and sat her down in a chair, taking off his tie and tying her hands to the chair. He hit a button and turned towards me with a grim expression on his face.
"This is the only way..."
I heard Porno music emit from the laptop. Soon after, moans.
"Umm... Ted? Are you sure that is a good idea? It isn't to late they are only at the make out section!" I wanted him to switch it off before it got past what me and Teto did earlier.
Teto stared at the screen,"Is this a romance movie, Ted?"
Ted looked away from his sister,"I wouldn't say romance..."
Teto yawned, allowing me to assume the clothes hadn't come off yet. Then her eyes got really big and her mouth fell open. Ah, here comes the good stuff.
"W-what are they... OH MY GOD! NO! NO! NO! AAAAAAH! WHY ARE THEY DOING THAT! WHAT-AH! HOW DOES THAT EVEN FIT!" She started jerking around in her chair trying to escape the horror on the screen. Poor Teto... Ted did not have the greatest way to get a point across.
"HER LEG IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY! HOW IS SHE SO FLEXIBLE! pfft, I wish I was that flexible..." My own eyes widened at that comment. I wonder how flexible Teto is...
"Maybe we could find out later..." I mumbled under my breath.
"What was that?"Ted asked.
"Nothing!" Oops.
I looked back over at Teto and to my surprise, she was watching quietly.
"When are they gonna do different stuff? This is boring."
I glared at Ted,"Good job you made your sister a porn addict..."
Ted shrugged his shoulders,"I doubt she will become an addict just from that!"
I sighed and walked over to Teto. I untied the rope and allowed her to get up. She stood up slowly rubbing her wrist. She was so cute! I couldn't help giving her a hug, which was probably a big mistake.
Yeah, bad idea. I felt Teto's hand grope my butt. It felt really good and my mind started slowly descending into the gutter.
"Eheheh~...so soft."
I couldn't help but smile at the comment. I enjoy any physical contact Teto gives me. I heard her lick her lips.
"OH MY GOD I'M BLEEDING!"
I pulled back from the hug and saw that Teto's nose was bleeding. I pulled a handkerchief out of my pocket and used it to gently wipe the blood off of Teto's face. Once all of the blood was gone, I looked into her eyes and felt my self being pulled forward. I kissed her soft lips lightly, savoring the moment.
Of course, Ted had to ruin the moment,"Aww, did my little sister get turned on?"
That ticked Teto off. She whirled on her brother,"What did you come in here for anyways!"
It didn't take him long to answer,"Oh yeah, I wanted to tell you about the closet on the fourth floor. Apparently, that is now Sukone territory..."
Teto gaped at him in pure shock,"But that was one of my favorite closets!"
"That's why we have to take it back!"
I laughed evilly ready to quote one of my favorite TV shows. I stepped forward letting my bangs cover my blue eye, but not the red one. I struck one finger down towards Teto's face in a menacing pose.
"I declare war on Tei Sukone!"
The door opened to reveal Tei holding a bloody butcher knife,"Did someone call my name?"
My jaw dropped as I was, once again, tackled to the ground.
"Where is it!" Teto yelled frantically.
She fumbled under her bed and pointed something at Tei. She fired what I now knew was a gun.
What the hell is going on around here?
Tei took off running down the hall. A few seconds later, I heard a door slam.
"What was that all about?"
Ted ignored me, of course, and turned to his younger sister,"Teto, we need to go now!"
Teto pouted in a way that made her even more adorable,"But I didn't even finish giving her the tour!"
I scratched my head wondering how we got so distracted in the first place... Oh, right.. Cucumbers. I made an involuntary shiver.
Ted growled at her,"You can finish giving her the tour later! Right now, we need to go and reclaim the closet on the fourth floor!"
They glared at eachother until Ted finally gave in,"Fine, if you do this I'll give you money to buy bread."
Teto smiled and looked back at me"You wanna come with? You can always stay here if you want."
I gave her my "OhMyGawdAreYouCrazy?" look," You are not leaving me here with a psycho on the loose!"
Ted smiled at me,"In that case you will need a weapon and a shield, just in case..."
"Where the hell am I gonna get a weapon and shield?"
Teto grabbed my hand and put her gun in it,"Take this, I like using my scythe better anyways!"
I opened my mouth to tell her that I did not know how to use a gun, but she had already dove under her bed. There was a loud rummaging sound coming from under her bed until she wiggled out with a scythe in one hand and a shield in the other.
"Alright! Let's go!" Teto tried to run by me but I grabbed the scythe with my hand.
She looked up at me with a questioning expression, which I answered with a shy smile,"Can we switch? I am used to using a scythe, but I have never used a gun."
She handed the scythe to me happily and checked the clip in the gun.
"Kay!" She jogged out of the room and started down the hall at a brisk pace. I matched her pace as h started explaining the war procedure,"Remember to always look behind you. Never let your guard down no matter how defenseless they may look. Don't go easy on them or you might die, and for the love of god, don't let Tei pin you! It doesn't matter if she's not holding a cucumber, she'll get one somehow... somehow."
She shivered. What happened with the cucumber that was so traumatizing.
"What did Tei do with the cucumber that wa so terrible for you?"
Teto stopped dead in her tracks and looked at me.
"Heheh... n-nothing really. we just don't want anything to happen! nothing happened, NOTHING I TELL YOU!" She smiled at me and then glanced over at Ted,"Give me a second."
She walked over to him and placed her hands on her hips like a cocky teenager. They started bickering about something I didn't care to listen to. I looked at the scythe and frowned, they must think I am stupid. This was waaaayyy too light to be a scythe! I flicked the end and it wobbled a little.
Teto marched over to me and cocked her head to the side,"Where were we?"
"Ah, you were just about to tell me what Tei did with the cucumber that scarred you," I was hoping I could trick her into telling me.
She nodded,"What she does with the cucumber kinda reminds me of that strange movie except, the noises are different and the people under her are usually struggling... scary stuff man..." She blinked. I think she realized that I had just tricked her.
She scowled at me,"You tricky little kitty!"
Ted walked over and looked at both of us,"We really gotta go, guys. They need some help."
We started walking again. For every one of my steps Teto had to take three. Haha. I love short people! I then got to thinking about Tei.
Curiosity made me ask the next question,"Has she ever used it on you?"
I prayed to whatever immortal being who was listening that she hadn't.
She shivered,"No, but there were a few close calls."
I let out a sigh of relief because of her positive answer. We scuttled down the hall a little more until we came to a group of stairs.
Teto stared at the stairs,"Kay, people wearing pink are on our side, people wearing white are on Tei's."
We began our treck up the stairs.