A/N & Disclaimer: This is a parody of the song Sk8ter Boi by Avril Lavigne. It's about Dilandau Albatou's many issues. Don't ask...random...Oh, andI don't own "Sk8ter Boi" or Escaflowne.
Dilandau's Song
Sung to: Sk8ter Boi
He was a boy, He was a girl, How could this get any more screwed up?
He was insane, She was okay, What else is there to say?
He was her, but could never tell, that he was a girl as well.
All of his friends, they did not know, that he was a girl also.
He was an insane boy, she was an okay girl, he didn't know that he was her.
She was not like him, though they're the same person, she needed to become more of him.
10 years from now, he's in Zaibach, in his Guymelef, he really rocks.
He turns to the front, guess who he sees, Jajuka blocking the path he needs.
He calls for his friends, they're already gone, though he's not ready to say, "So long!"
He looks straight up, and watches them fight, and gathers his strength and might.
He was an insane boy, she was an okay girl, he didn't know that he was her.
She was not like him, though they're the same person, she needed to become more of him.
He was an insane boy, she was an okay girl, he didn't know that he was her.
Now he's screaming aloud, doesn't know who's around, she's coming up to the surface.
Now Celena's coming out,
What will Dilandau do now?
Even though he's one person,
Now there's all this pain again.
What will happen to he?
What will become of Dilly?
There is more than what we see,
The war going on within Dilly.
He was a boy,
Now he's a girl.
Could this be anymore insane?
He's was two people, now that you see,
All of the issues of Dilly.
He is a girl now.
All his friends would say "Wow."
He's back to what he was before.
Now he's at Allen's side, he's left Zaibach's side.
No more of who we used to know.
He is a girl now.
All his friends would say "Wow."
He's back to what he was before.
Now he's at Allen's side, he's left Zaibach's side.
No more of who we used to know.
Dilandau's Song
Sung to: Sk8ter Boi
He was a boy, He was a girl, How could this get any more screwed up?
He was insane, She was okay, What else is there to say?
He was her, but could never tell, that he was a girl as well.
All of his friends, they did not know, that he was a girl also.
He was an insane boy, she was an okay girl, he didn't know that he was her.
She was not like him, though they're the same person, she needed to become more of him.
10 years from now, he's in Zaibach, in his Guymelef, he really rocks.
He turns to the front, guess who he sees, Jajuka blocking the path he needs.
He calls for his friends, they're already gone, though he's not ready to say, "So long!"
He looks straight up, and watches them fight, and gathers his strength and might.
He was an insane boy, she was an okay girl, he didn't know that he was her.
She was not like him, though they're the same person, she needed to become more of him.
He was an insane boy, she was an okay girl, he didn't know that he was her.
Now he's screaming aloud, doesn't know who's around, she's coming up to the surface.
Now Celena's coming out,
What will Dilandau do now?
Even though he's one person,
Now there's all this pain again.
What will happen to he?
What will become of Dilly?
There is more than what we see,
The war going on within Dilly.
He was a boy,
Now he's a girl.
Could this be anymore insane?
He's was two people, now that you see,
All of the issues of Dilly.
He is a girl now.
All his friends would say "Wow."
He's back to what he was before.
Now he's at Allen's side, he's left Zaibach's side.
No more of who we used to know.
He is a girl now.
All his friends would say "Wow."
He's back to what he was before.
Now he's at Allen's side, he's left Zaibach's side.
No more of who we used to know.