A/N: Alright, I have rewritten this story because my previous version SUCKED ASS! My problem was that I would be busy writing a scene and suddenly another awesome idea popped in my head. Then I want to rush right onto my idea but then of course ANOTHER one comes up and well... you know what happens. Now I'm going to take my time and make this one kick ass story! *Warning* this story contains an OC (But she will make brief appearances)

*Warning 2.0* this story may contain crack (not guaranteed to be in every chapter)

Furthermore, if you have any ideas, feel free to review or pm me. Anonymous reviews are more than welcome.

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto but if I did, I would give it to my fans... except for Gaara! He's mine bitches! ;)

Prologue:

She swiftly loaded the gun with ammo and carefully tucked it away underneath her clothing. She then grabbed her purse and a small container filled with pills and shoved them in her pockets.

The mysterious female made her way towards her bedroom mirror; the twin image in the reflective surface stared back at her. She grabbed her black brush and tugged at her caramel brown hair before tying it into a high ponytail. After applying a bit of mascara and lip gloss, she admired the mirror's reflection. Her glossy lips stretched into a grinned.

"Today's the day," she said to herself.

The brunette then turned towards the door, her long ponytail swaying from side to side.

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The brunette walked down the streets of Konoha, taking in the sights around her. Even though she was a foreigner in the Hidden Leaf Village, no one seemed to pay any attention to her except for a few perverted males who were eyeing her up and down. She took no notice of them and continued to walk until she had reached her destination – Ichiraku Ramen Bar. Her blue eyes then fell on the three customers sitting at the bar.

"The usual please old man! I'm starving after this morning's mission!" A blond wearing an orange tracksuit shouted.

"Naruto! Do you have to be so loud!" A girl with short pink locks exclaimed.

Teuchi served his customer their piping hot food and turned to the pink haired beauty. He shrugged his shoulders, "Naruto is Naruto. It would be weird if he wasn't loud."

"Hn. Let's hope Naruto chokes on his beloved ramen. That'll shut him up," a raven haired boy smirked.

"Teme! Don't say such things! I'll kill you!" Naruto attacked the black haired male.

"Naruto! Sasuke! Stop it this instant!" Sakura shouted while trying to keep the boys apart.

"This is my chance," the brunette thought. She grabbed three pills from her pocket and with great aim, she threw one in each genin's bowl. She then concealed herself behind a building to watch her plan unveil.

When Team 7 eventually stopped fighting, they returned to their seats in the bar. After saying grace, the three nin devoured their meals along with the now dissolved drug.

Suddenly, Sakura and Sasuke's heads banged on the table, their bodies grew limp as they fell into a deep sleep.

Naruto, who had raised the bowl to his lips and noisily slurped up his lunch, suddenly fell backwards off his chair. He landed with a thud on his back. His legs were up in the air, leaning against the bar stool for support. The bowl cupped his tanned face. Noodles were trying to slip their way onto the ground. Some managed to make their way into his golden locks of hair and inside his clothing.

"Should we go get help?" Ayame asked, leaning over the unconscious customers.

After her father gave a swift nod, she was about to dash off to the Hokage's office when something poked into her skin. She looked down at her leg to see a needle like object with a colorful tail dangling from her flesh. Drowsiness suddenly washed over her. She clutched onto the counter of her father's restaurant, trying to steady herself.

"F-f-father, I feel w-w-weird." She stammered.

But Teuchi did not respond as his body had collapsed onto the floor. His eyes were shut tight and a loud snore escaped from his lips. The same colourful dart had been inserted into his ass.

"W-w-what's going on?" Ayame asked before her body fell onto the ground alongside her father.

It was at that moment that Hyuga Neji was walking past the sleeping Konoha citizens. Her stared at them for a second before shaking his brunette head.

"They are like a bunch of Shikamarus," he muttered.

Our mystery woman, who was still hiding, gave an evil smile. "How convenient that my prey has come to me," she thought to herself.

She took a hold of her gun and aimed it at the Hyuga clan member's blind spot...

A/N: who is this mysterious female? What is she up to? Will she be considered as a dangerous enemy? To find out, click on the 'next chapter' button. Feel free to leave a review while you're at it : )