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Untold story of the Host Club waitress!

The bell rang signaling that is was the end of class, so along with my other classmates I left room 1-B. As I began to walk the hallways of Ouran I notice the time on the clocks, so I began to pick up my pace.

I really hope I'm not late, Kyo-Sempai would not be happy.

Thinking about the consequences, I began to run. It wasn't that I was scared of Kyoya perse, but he is the type of person you never want to get on his bad side with,
along with Honey-sempai. Now what am I late to you ask, well I think now is a good time then any to explain things. My name Is Suki Kirigaya, and by the uniform I'm wearing you can tell I go ouran. I don't know why but most girls here tend to not like it, sure I'll admit the Hitachiins had no part at designing our uniforms, but I can't help but think it's cute. Back to what I'm late to, well you see last year a club just happened to open, and I joined. You might already know what club I'm talking about, practically everyone does here at Ouran. Yeah my friends in the club are pretty popular around here, since their the host club and all.

As for my apperence, everyone from my family, or who associates with them all say the same thing. I look exactly like my mother, but have my fathers eye's. My hair is light brown, and I keep it pulled back into a high pony tail. I use to have shaggy bangs, but over the year I learned to tame it. My eye's have a chocoalatey color to them, I guess thats why most people call them warm and calming. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm rambiling, aren't I?

I finally made it up the stairway to the top floor of the east wing, and entered the north hallway. I didn't see the usual crowd of girls gathered outside the club room yet, so I'm just gonna take that as a good sign that I'm not late. When I walked into music room 3 I was greeted by the usual rose pedals, and sweet scent. I was however shocked to find my friends surrounding what looked to be a commoner, and a broken vase. Funny, the vase looked like the same one the club and I were putting in the school auction. Wait a minute!

"Uh, did I miss something?" I asked as it seemed I interupted Tama-niis conversation, that apparantly had something to do with Romans. Tama-nii smiled and turned as they finally noticed my presence.

"Ok Suki I'm glad your here, we have wonderful news!" He beamed as he came toward me and grabbed my hands.

"I'd like you to meet Fujioka, the newest honor student at Ouran." He said as he pointed to the commoner, and I took a look at . He had really shaggy brown hair, and was wearing a really ugly sweater even by my standards. He wore thick rimmed glasses, which made it really difficult to see his eye's. But I have to say the most noticable part about him, was the look of despair written on his face like he had sold his soul to a demon or something.

"Nice to meet you, My names Suki!" I greeted him with a smile, and I helped him up off the floor. Before he could say anything the twins popped up, literally.

"Guess what, Haruhi here broke our vase." Hikaru, the one on the right said as I already figured much.

"He told Milord that he didn't have enough money to pay for it so..." Kaoru, the one on the left said as they both came in to finish.

"He made Haruhi our new dog, isn't that great?" They both asked grinning at their new toy, although Haruhi didn't look excited at all. Suddenly I knew the Demon whom Haruhi had sold his soul to, or the six to be exact. Also known that the Ouran Host Club. I took one more look at , and realized I was wrong. The most noticable part about him wasn't his look of despair, but her non-exsistant apple.

"Uh, Tama-nii." I was about to teach him the art of distinguishing a male form female, when Kyo-sempai gave me a look with his usual plastered smile. I had a feeling he was trying to tell me something, something like this.

Lets have them figure it out on their own time, shall we.

For whatever reasons Kyo-sempai had, I went along with it. I couldn't help but giggle, and I soon I felt someone tugging at my sleeve to get my attention.

"Suki-Chan whats so funny?" Honey asked confused, even if he was confused he still looked so adorable. To be honest if I didn't know him, I wouldn't believe he was a third year.

"Nothing Honey-sempai, I just think will do just fine." I winked at Haruhi as I said that, to let her know I knew, but she just seemed confused. Now I feel like I'm forgeting something, but I just can't remember what. Oh wait, I still need to open up the club!

"I'll be back in a sec to open up the club guys." I went to the changing room in the back, so that I could change into my uniform.

"Suki, are you a host too?" I heard Haruhi ask, clearly shocked.

"No, I'm not a Host." I replied supressing another giggle, and I changed into a white blouse with a pink skirt just above my knees, and a pink apron with a bow on the back.

"I'm just the waitress!" I opened up the curtain to find Haruhi just outside, and I walked past her to open up the club doors.

Ok, I guess I should explain my job. Well you see, as the Host Club waitress I have many responsibilitys. I re-fill the tea pots, bring our guests their food orders,
do the dishies, clean the room, escort our guests out when it's closing time, and my personal favorite opening the club to our guests. After all, a gentleman should never leave a lady waiting.

"Welcome."

My friends harmonized as I opened the doors, and our guests started to pile in.


Somewhere during the day Kyoya sent Haruhi to the store, and it wasn't until I was bringing a newly filled tea pot to Tama-niis table that I realized Haruhi came back.

"Here's your tea Tama-nii!" I beamed as I pour tea into his cup, and the three princess that he was hosting. I was about to walk away, when they took a sip of their tea.

"Tres Bien Suki, this is probably your best batch yet!" I was excited that Tama-nii, and two of the girls liked it. It was a new recipe I had been working on, I couldn't help but blush.

"Yeah Suki-Chan, its really amazing!" Ayumi-Hime beamed as her friend Miyuki-Hime nodded in agreement. The only one who didn't say anything was Ayanokoji-Hime, she just drank her tea in silence.

"Thank you, I'm really glad you all like it!" I thanked them, and smiled as I left.

I decided to help Haruhi unload some of the groceries, so I took most of them to the kitchen. When I came back, I saw Tama-nii holding a container of what the commoners called instant coffee. I have heard of it before,but I just never had the chance to try it.

"Suki, go boil some water for the coffee." Tama-nii said as I saluted and walked back to the kitchen. "Aye Tama-nii." And with that I entered the kitchen, and boiled some water.

Fuji-Chan had already poured the instant powder into the cups by the time I came back, and she simply just stirred. We all aww'd in amazement, but I thought I heard her mumble something about rich bastards. I didn't seem like anyone dared to take the first sip, well that was until Tama-nii convinced a princess.

Later that day I was delivering cake to our guests, when I saw that Honey-sempai went over to talk to Haruhi. It looked like he was showing her Usa-Chan, and he even got her to agree to hold his rabbit. Next thing I new Tana-nii went over there, and after a few minutes he ended up in his corner of woe.

"Is it true Sissy, am I really...obnoxious?" Tama-nii asked as I placed a hand on his shoulder to comfort him in his corner, meanwhile the twins were just laughing.
Somehow it had ended with the twins taking of Fuji-Chans glasses, and Tama-nii pushing them out of the way to see her face.

"Kyoya, get my hair styilist. Hikaru, Kaoru get us a uniform. Mori-sempai, get some more contacts for Haruhi!" After he had ordered everyone off, he left Honey-sempai to eat cake.

"Looks like it's just you and me Usa-Chan." I couldn't help but feel bad for him, so I pulled up a chair and decided to have some cake with him. After a while it seemed like Fugi-Chans makeover was done, and we were all shocked. She looked so...adorable. It took all my strength not to glomp her that day.


Fuji-Chan started her new position as a host the next day, and boy was she a natural.

"Oh, so your mother died when you were young?"

"Who does the chores around the house?" I heard two guests ask Haruhi as I was bringing them their cakes that they ordered.

"Well, I do. I love to cook, my mom left me tons of recipes to try. I love cooking for my dad, especially when I get a dish right." Thats when she smiled, and I couldn't hold it in. The next thing I knew, I had glomped Fuji-Chan.

"Oh dear, poor, sweet Fuji-Chan. Your story is both inspirational, and tear jerking!" I said as I was rubbing my cheek on her head, and a river of tears were running down my face as I blew into a tissue.

"Oh come on Suki, your almost as bad as Sempai." She complained while trying to push me off, but I didn't mind, I just continued the glomping. And as if one cue Tama-nii called her over to him. Unfortunately I had to stop hugging Haruhi, so she could go see him.

"Parting is such sweet sorrow." I blew into my tissue again, and watched her leave only to get glomped by Tama-nii. She soon called Mori-sempai, and he helped her out of it.

By the end of the day everyone but Tama-nii knew Haruhi's true gender, so after I closed the club for the day we all watched as he was talking to her.

"So how long do you think it will take till he realizes Haruhi's a girl?" Kaoru asked as he twin brother grinned at him.

"I'd give it about a week."

"Your on."

And with that they started their bet, and we all just sweatdropped thinking about how oblivious our King was.


I was walking to the club room the next day, and I found myself stoping in the hallway with the big windows. There she was, Ayan-Hime was throwing someones schoolbag out the window.

"Ayan-Sempai, who's bag was that?" When she finally noticed my presence she looked shocked, then she just smirked.

"Oh Suki, I'm so sorry you had to see that. Now I have to tell you, that I think it would be best for you to forget about this. It would be a shame if something like this happened to your own bag." With every word she spoke she walked towards me, until I was backed up into the wall. Then she smiled sinisterly, and left.

I stood there in a moment of shock, and went to look out the window, only to see that the bag had landed in the school's fountain.

I was met at the doors of the Host Club with a crowd full of guests, I apologized as I went in and closed the doors behined me.

"Your late Suki, but since you rarely are I'll let it slide." Kyo-Sempai didn't even look up from his laptop as he said that, the rest my friends then looked at me.
Judging by the looks on their face's, they must have know something was up.

"Is everything alright?" Tama-nii asked as the twins popped up beside me.

"Yeah."

"Cause your never late." They said, and Ayan-Sempais words still rung through my ears.

Now I have to tell you, that I think it would be best for you to forget about this. It would be a shame if something like this happened to your own bag.

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't worried about her threat, but honestly at the moment I didn't care. Nobody deserves to get bullied like that. I'm not just gonna let it happen to someone, just because I was a coward.

"I saw Ayan-Hime just now, and she...she threw someones bag out a window." Silence was the only thing that followed.

"I don't know who's bag it is, or why she did it. But someones bag is in the schools fountain, we have to go do something." I was about to leave, when I noticed Haruhi wasn't there.

"Hey, where's Fuji-Chan?" I asked, and when I did Tama-nii just left.

"Where's Tama-Chan going?" Honey asked as he got off of Mori-Sempai's shoulders, and stood by me. Thats when Kyo-Sempai closed his laptop and gave us a plastered smile.

"Don't worry he'll be back, he's just going for a little swim."


Moments later Tama-nii returned with Haruhi, and her soaked bag. Surprisingly enough, Ayan-Hime had requested Haruhi that day. When I was bringing Fuji-Chan her newly filled tea pot, I wanted to do something, but I knew I couldn't. The Host Club had decided we wouldn't tell Fuji-Chan we knew who threw her bag, or cause a scene...yet.

'Suki, may we please."

"Have two pitchers of water?"

It wasn't until the twins had asked that, that I noticed they had walked up to me.

"Uh, sure." Confused, I walked into the kitchen. When I came back out, I gave both of them a pitcher of water.

"What exactly are you two planning?" They only replied with their usual mischivious smiles.

"You'll see." And they ran off before I could ask them anything else. Seceonds later I heard a table crash, and I saw that it was Fuji-Chans.

"HARUHI YOU PERVERT, HOW COULD YOU SUGGEST SOMETHING LIKE THAT? PLEASE, SOMEONE GET HIM OUT OF HERE!" Ayan-Sempai shouted, and thats when I saw the twins use their water. Tama-nii explained to her that we knew what she did, and that she was banned from the club. She glared at Haruhi, and then at me, and she stormed out. I guess she realized who their source of information was.

I feel bad that Haruhi had to get punished too, but I am glad she still gets to hang out with us. I don't know why but I feel that with Haruhi joining the club, good things are about to come. Thats when Tama-nii picked up her wallet.

"Haruhi?"

"Yeah."

"Your a girl, aren't you?"

I couldn't help but giggle, and the six of us just smiled. Relived that he finally figured it out.