A/N: Wait! You'll actually read it? ? ? Ah, thank you so much. This is a collaboration songfic by KaoriCarrie and AvinaCandela, and we made this just for fun!^^ You should try listen to the original song before reading this. TiK ToK by Kesha. Great song. And now, try and sing this song outloud. This idea came out all of a sudden, we were trying to make a diary in Luffy's POV and somehow it lead to this *sweatdrop*. Anyhow, we had fun making this, so we hope you do too! XD
Summary: Songfic parody of TikTok by Kesha done by Luffy
Disclaimer: We do not own One Piece nor Eiichiro Oda nor Tik Tok nor Kesha.
L = Luffy
S = Sanji
Z = Zoro
( ) = Pandaman (no, actually anyone is fine)
Tiptoe
L:
Wake up in the midnight feeling like PJ
(Whaddup boy?)
Grab my strawhat, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the kitchen
(Let's go)
Before I leave, check the bunk, see that Sanji's still snoring
Cuz when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
I'm talking about polish on my toes, toes
Try not sound the floors, floors
Or Sanji's gonna blow my bones, bones
Oh no I dropped my favorite strawhat
It's a good thing no one realize
So I'll try not to be so noi~sy
Reff
Tiptoe, On the deck
I'll be raiding the fridge
Tonight, I'mma fight till I see the sunlight
Tiptoe on the deck
But the party didn't start, no
Ohuohuo oh
Ohuohuo oh
Tiptoe, on the deck
I'll be raiding the fridge
Tonight, I'mma fight till I see the sunlight
Tiptoe, on the deck
But the party didn't start, no
Ohuohuo oh
Ohuohuo oh
Ain't got a doubt in my mind, there's a plenty of food
Ain't got no money in my pocket so I'll snatch it away
And all the meat they keep on calling, cause I'm feeling so hungry
I'm gonna gobble them all, unless they're… well… no unless
Now I'm walking down the stairs, stairs
I'm getting closer there, there
But somehow I got scared, scared
So, so I glanced back to our room, room
And almost dropped my jaws, jaws
Almost dropped my jaws, jaws
No no dropped my jaws
Reff
Oh shoot, Sanji's there
Guess he heard me left the bunk tonight
But I'mma fight till I see the sunlight
Oh shoot, here he comes
With his maximum speed now
Uh oh no no
Uh oh no no
Don't stop, almost there
The fridge is right before my eyes
Tonight, one more step just take whatever I can snatch
Oh shoot, it is locked
And now he's blocking my way out
Uh oh no no
Uh oh no no
My hopes were high, you break it down
My heart it pounds, fine you got me
With my hands up, you got me now
You heard me right, yeah you got me
You held me up, you kick me down
My heart it pounds, yeah you got me
With my hands up, put your foot down
Put your foot do-o-o-o-own
Now the kicking won't stop till Zoro came in
Reff
Z:
Shut up, close your mouth
You got a freaking hideous voice
Tonight, see the clock, it says two am
Can't sleep, came down here
You both are hurting my ear now
Shu-shu-shut it
Shut up shut up
S:
What was that? My voice sucks?
are you jealous or are you deaf?
Alright, bring it on and Luffy don't you try to run
L:
Oh well, gotta go
I'll be a bother afterall
S: Z:
Hey! Wha-?
L:
Bye bye bye bye
Bye bye bye bye
Shishishishishishi
A/N: So, it's maybe kinda hard for you to sing it cause you don't know how WE sing it. So, just try your best and see it your way…
Ehehehe… Luffy sang the most, and Zoro and Sanji were just like… intercepting his song? ? ? Let's just assume it that way, yeah?
Okay, as always, we hope you all enjoy this! Reviews! ! ... Please? Thank you.
