A/N: Wait! You'll actually read it? ? ? Ah, thank you so much. This is a collaboration songfic by KaoriCarrie and AvinaCandela, and we made this just for fun!^^ You should try listen to the original song before reading this. TiK ToK by Kesha. Great song. And now, try and sing this song outloud. This idea came out all of a sudden, we were trying to make a diary in Luffy's POV and somehow it lead to this *sweatdrop*. Anyhow, we had fun making this, so we hope you do too! XD

Summary: Songfic parody of TikTok by Kesha done by Luffy

Disclaimer: We do not own One Piece nor Eiichiro Oda nor Tik Tok nor Kesha.

L = Luffy

S = Sanji

Z = Zoro

( ) = Pandaman (no, actually anyone is fine)


Tiptoe

L:

Wake up in the midnight feeling like PJ

(Whaddup boy?)

Grab my strawhat, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the kitchen

(Let's go)

Before I leave, check the bunk, see that Sanji's still snoring

Cuz when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

I'm talking about polish on my toes, toes

Try not sound the floors, floors

Or Sanji's gonna blow my bones, bones

Oh no I dropped my favorite strawhat

It's a good thing no one realize

So I'll try not to be so noi~sy

Reff

Tiptoe, On the deck

I'll be raiding the fridge

Tonight, I'mma fight till I see the sunlight

Tiptoe on the deck

But the party didn't start, no

Ohuohuo oh

Ohuohuo oh

Tiptoe, on the deck

I'll be raiding the fridge

Tonight, I'mma fight till I see the sunlight

Tiptoe, on the deck

But the party didn't start, no

Ohuohuo oh

Ohuohuo oh

Ain't got a doubt in my mind, there's a plenty of food

Ain't got no money in my pocket so I'll snatch it away

And all the meat they keep on calling, cause I'm feeling so hungry

I'm gonna gobble them all, unless they're… well… no unless

Now I'm walking down the stairs, stairs

I'm getting closer there, there

But somehow I got scared, scared

So, so I glanced back to our room, room

And almost dropped my jaws, jaws

Almost dropped my jaws, jaws

No no dropped my jaws

Reff

Oh shoot, Sanji's there

Guess he heard me left the bunk tonight

But I'mma fight till I see the sunlight

Oh shoot, here he comes

With his maximum speed now

Uh oh no no

Uh oh no no

Don't stop, almost there

The fridge is right before my eyes

Tonight, one more step just take whatever I can snatch

Oh shoot, it is locked

And now he's blocking my way out

Uh oh no no

Uh oh no no

My hopes were high, you break it down

My heart it pounds, fine you got me

With my hands up, you got me now

You heard me right, yeah you got me

You held me up, you kick me down

My heart it pounds, yeah you got me

With my hands up, put your foot down

Put your foot do-o-o-o-own

Now the kicking won't stop till Zoro came in

Reff

Z:

Shut up, close your mouth

You got a freaking hideous voice

Tonight, see the clock, it says two am

Can't sleep, came down here

You both are hurting my ear now

Shu-shu-shut it

Shut up shut up

S:

What was that? My voice sucks?

are you jealous or are you deaf?

Alright, bring it on and Luffy don't you try to run

L:

Oh well, gotta go

I'll be a bother afterall

S: Z:

Hey! Wha-?

L:

Bye bye bye bye

Bye bye bye bye

Shishishishishishi


A/N: So, it's maybe kinda hard for you to sing it cause you don't know how WE sing it. So, just try your best and see it your way…

Ehehehe… Luffy sang the most, and Zoro and Sanji were just like… intercepting his song? ? ? Let's just assume it that way, yeah?

Okay, as always, we hope you all enjoy this! Reviews! ! ... Please? Thank you.