Disclaimer: I don't own any of it, that much I know the rest of my reality may be warped at this point but I know that I don't own Buffy who belongs to Fox, Mutant Enemy, Joss and lots of other people who aren't me. Also any of the movies mentioned in here do not belong to me, darn.
Author's Note: This is my first fic. I realize it is NOT a good beginning you will have to blame the person who convinced me to upload it at 1 in the morning, Thanks Em! I don't know where any of it came from and it is not my fault. Now that I am clear of any blame feel free to read. Oh and it was sort of a challenge that's why there are so many characters apparently there for no reason.
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Giles, Wesley, Spike, Dawn, Willow, Xander and Cordelia sat in various places in front of the TV in Xander's apartment watching steadfastly as the credits rolled.
Xander munched on a handful of popcorn.
"You know, sometimes I think this is the best part of the movie."
The words rolled slowly up the black screen
"Yes."
Said Giles, obviously transfixed.
"I don't know" Cordeila said looking up from filing her nails at the screen critically. "I think that the credits to 'The King and I' were more stylish."
"Yeah but 'Air Force One,' now those were credits with action." Said Spike drinking blood through a straw "And you know 'The Princess Bride'? Those credits were funn-y. Man,
Dru loved that movie, that and 'Schindler's List' she just thought that was the funniest movie ever." Shakes head "But she should have seen 'Saving Private Ryan' with me. We would have had the best time." His eyes get distant. "We would have laughed our heads off together. Not literally you understand." He notices everyone is giving him strange looks. "What, we're vampires. Evil and strange and most of all deadly set against so called comedy movies, we find different things funny and-" Gives up. "What the hell am I talking about, I just watched 'Gone with the Wind'."
Wesley gets up and puts the tape on rewind as snow comes onto the screen.
"Hey, get out of the way!" Says Dawn clearly upset. "I don't think I've seen this one yet."
"Oh, sorry, I thought everyone had seen this episode. It's a classic." Said Wesley quickly getting out of the way. "By all means, watch."
"Thanks." Said Dawn snuggling into the couch.
Willow studied the snow dancing across the screen. "Ohhh you have got to watch this one, Dawn. It's the best. Isn't it Xander?" Asked Willow looking over to where Xander was through with the popcorn and moving on to the kernels that hadn't popped.
"Yep Will. Like Watcher guy two said, an absolute classic." He ran a finger around the inside of the bowl then put it in his mouth sucking off the grease he had collected. "MmmmMMm!"
"Xander." Said Willow coyly.
"Mmm, Yeah Will?" Said Xander still busy with the bowl.
"Remember what we were doing the time we saw this episode together for the second time?"
Xander stopped mid lick eyes growing a little bit bigger."Yeah."
Willow got up and came over to him. "Would you like to be doing that again, Xander?" She said wrapping her arms around his shoulders.
Xander got up dropping the mostly empty bowl and began kissing her neck furiously.
Willow steered them towards the door, calling over her shoulder. "We're, umm going now. Bye!"
The door slammed. Faintly through the door you could hear her giggling and then - "Xander!"
No one inside the room had looked up or moved since the scene began, they were all to busy watching the fuzz on the screen.
"Oh!" Cried Spike gesturing to the TV with both arms. "See now why did that have to happen? Why did they have to kill him? Everyone would have been much happier if they had killed the other guy!"
Giles nodded slowly in agreement.