Sans was nervous, this was his first time out on his own.
"ITS MY FIRST TIME OUT ON MY OWN"
But, he'd heard things about the overworld. And his pen pal had invited him to her house. It was a long and arduous journey, but he'd finally made it to Hollywood
"Hi Sans" said Amy. "You look lovely"
"thanks amy, it's good to finally meet you"
"Haha, meat because I'm not a skeleton?"
"actually i didn't think of that good one!"
"Wow, i outthought the thinker! That's pretty hot!"
"not as hot as you..."
"Oh Sans, lets make love!"
"just so you know im not vanilla, i want you to poop in my mouth"
"Sans that's my kink too! Let's poop in each others mouths"
*HNGD SHFIBSBSB DHHZUSHSB PPPPLLLLOOOORRRRPPPP SLAPORT*
"amy let me put my bone-r in your cooter"
"Alright Sans, but I warn you it's interesting"
Sans pulled down Amy Schumer's panties and saw the most interesting thing, it was her face.
"Hi, Sans! I'm Amy Schumer's Vagina. Played by Amy Schumer!"
"wow, you're the most beautiful vagina i've ever seen. i can't wait to stick my drive shaft into your crank hole"
"Oh Sans! Just do it!"
And he inserted his bony penis into the smaller Amy Schumer mouth that was her vagina.
"Flip me over Sans and use my other hole!"
As Sans flipped her over, he saw a familiar face. It was that of his brother Papyrus!
"HELLO BROTHER!"
"paps? what are you doing here?"
"AMY CALLED AND ASKED IF ID LIKE A ROLE IN HER! I TOOK IT AND GUESS WHAT?"
"what paps?"
"MY BUTTHOLE IS SETH ROGEN FROM SAUSAGE PARTY!"
"Hey dude, got any Pineapple Express? Haha dude do you smoke that dank kush weed? Do you knows how to roll a..."
and Seth could no longer speak as Sans had shoved his thick not so juicy back poon slayer into Amy Schumer's butthole's butthole. Aka Seth Rogen's mouth. Amy and Papyrus both screamed in pleasure at the same time, saying...
"AH SANS THATS AMAZING PUT YOUR KIDS INTO ME"
And he did. He cummed into Amy Schumer's Butthole's butthole aka Seth Rogen's mouth. And Amy Schumer's Butthole's butthole aka Seth Rogen spit Sans' skelecum into Amy Schumer's vagina who was also Amy Schumer. And both Amy Schumer's screamed...
"SANS IM HAVING A BABY! ITS COMING OUT!"
And out popped Sans' newest child, Grillby. To which Sans replies...
"Ain't that a kick in the head"
THE END