Chapter 1: The chapter involving Hiruko & Tobi's cookie & Deidara's Hand
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-The Akatsuki Hideout-
The members of the Akatsuki are in the cave(?) when Sasori walks in.
Sasori: Has anyone seen Hiruko? I can't find it anywhere.
Pein: No.
Tobi: Nope.
Deidara: Um…
Sasori: Do you know where it is Deidara?
Deidara: Well…I made a clay copy of it and put it next to Hiruko but I accidentally blew up the clay one and Hiruko got blown up as well,un.
Sasori: You mean… YOU BLEW UP HIRUKO!
Deidara: Ahhh![Runs away]
Sasori: Come back here you fucking bastard![Chases after Deidara]
Pein: …
Itachi: At least I don't feel bored anymore.
Hidan: You were bored?
Itachi: Yes.
Hidan: I can never read your face.
Kakuzu: Me too. It always looks the same.
Kisame: Same here.
Tobi: Can I have a snack?
Konan: [Gives Tobi a lollipop]
Tobi: Yay! Lollipop!
Deidara returns with countless injuries.
Zetsu: Are you alright?
Deidara: …Yes…
Orochimaru: Where's Sasori?
Deidara: ...Over there…
In the back, Sasori is fixing Hiruko.
Sasori: Must…Fix…Hiruko…Fucking Deidara…Blew up Hiruko…doesn't understand a thing about art… muttered cursing
Everyone: [Sweatdrops]
Tobi: Can I have a cookie?
Itachi: [Gives Tobi a cookie the size of a table]
Tobi: Yay!
Hidan: WTF! DEIDARA! Your fucking hand is drooling on my foot!
Deidara: Sorry,un.
Hidan: Not enough! [Cuts off Deidara's hand]
Deidara: Ahhhh! My hand! What did you do that for!
Hidan: Your hand drooled on my perfect foot!
Kakuzu: Let me help you with that. [Sews Deidara's hand back on]
Deidara: Damn you! [Throws clay at Hidan]
Hidan: Hah! You missed!
The clay hit Tobi's cookie, the cookie exploded, and Tobi flew backwards.
Tobi: Nooooo! My cookie! [Hits the ground]
Pein: Tobi, your mask came off.
Tobi: [Silence]
Pein: Tobi?
Tobi: [Back facing everyone] I am not Tobi…I am UCHIHA MADARA! I will obliterate all who stand in my way! I will achieve World Domination! Muahahaha!
Pein: Oh shit. [Jams mask back onto Tobi's face]
Tobi: [Silence]
Pein: [Silence]
Everyone: [Silence]
A few minutes later.
Tobi: Where's my cookie?
Everyone: [Sweatdrops]
Tobi: Yay! Comment! [Eats cookie fragments]