A/N-Hey guys! I just HAD to write an Avengers fic, because I am a HUGE Avengers fan. Well, here it is! And yes, the chatroom thing is sooooo cliche, but I had a lot of fun writing this anyway!

Natasha Romanoff was bored. There were no butts to kick, no missions for S.H.E.I.L.D, nothing. Oh well. What better way to spend time then on the Internet? She turned on her laptop. Might as well check on the boys.

IAMAWESOME is ON

ASSASINGURL is ON

LAMECOSTUME is ON

IPWNKATNISS is ON

Lamecostume-Okay, who changed my name?

IamAwesome-Guilty.

Lamecostume-My Captain America suit is NOT lame.

Natasha rolled her eyes. Why did she even bother?

IamAwesome-Hey Barton, what's with the name?

IpwnKatniss-What? It's true.

Natasha snorted.

AssasinGurl-Uh-huh.

IpwnKatniss-Can Katniss Everdeen shoot with her eyes closed? Can she take out a weird alein thing without even looking? Besides, I HATE the Hunger games.

IamAwesome-HOW DARE YOU!

IpwnKatniss-Everyone dies! It's kids killing kids! It's tragic! I cried when Rue died!

AssasinGurl-Oh yeah. That's manly.

IpwnKatniss-I didn't mean to write that.

GENIUSSCIENTIST is ON

EYEPATCH is ON

SKYGOD is ON

Eyepatch was Fury. Natasha thought it was funny that he had acknowledged his eyepatch when normally it was such a sore subject for him. That or Stark had changed his name too.

Lamecostume-Is Skygod Thor?

AssasinGurl-I guess.

IpwnKatniss-I didn't know they had internet on Asgard.

SkyGod-They don't. I'm using Stark's computer.

IamAwesome-Wait, what?

LameCostume-It's what you get for changing my name!

IamAwesome-Well, your account's easy to hack. Why the hell is your password 'Buff Guy'?

geniusScientist-Whaaaaat?

LameCostume-What? I'm buff.

AssasinGurl-Okay, so Stark and Rogers are vain, Barton hates Katniss Everdeen, and Thor actually uses the Internet. Is this what we're getting from this coversation?

Eyepatch-Yup.

Natasha face-palmed. Again, why did she bother?

AssasinGurl-Great. Is geniusScientist Banner?

geniusScientist-Uh huh. I think the Hulk has an Instant Messaging account too.

SkyGod-Aren't his fingers too big for the keys?

geniusScientist-I dunno. I'm not him!

IamAwesome-Yeah, you are.

AssasinGurl-Stark...

geniusScientist-I AM NOT!

IamAwesome-Uh-oh

Eyepatch-Way to go Stark.

GENIUSSCIENTIST is OFF

BIGANDANGRY is ON

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Natasha did a double take. How did the Hulk get a Instant Messaging account? She should've asked Banner...

Lamecostume-Huh?

IpwnKatniss-Hey, his fingers are too big for the keys!

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IamAwesome-I'm out.

IAMAWESOME is OFF

SkyGod-I think I speak for all of us when I say I'm getting off now.

IpwnKatniss-Ditto.

SKYGOD is OFF

IPWNKATNISS is OFF

ASSASINGURL is OFF

EYEPATCH is OFF

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LameCostume-Uhhhh...help?

Natasha busted out laughing. This was hilarious. SO worth getting bored over.

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Tony Stark yawned. He had asked JARVIS, and there had been no signs of break-ins. Those sky gods were a sharp bunch. Whatever, time to chat.

GENIUSSCIENTIST is ON

IAMAWESOME is ON

IamAwesome-Hey Banner, what's up?

geniusScientist-I've been going to therapy sessions. It's really helping.

IamAwesome-Therapy huh? Well, we all saw that coming.

Tony regretted saying that as soon as he saw Banner's reaction.

geniusScientist-WHAT WAS THAT?

IamAwesome-Why am I the only one who triggers these things?

GENIUSSCIENTIST is OFF

BIGANDANGRY is ON

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Tony gulped. I'm outta here.

IAMAWESOME is OFF

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Clint Barton plucked at his bowstirng as he logged on.

SKYGOD is ON

IAMAWESOME is ON

IPWNKATNISS is ON

IamAwesome-I told you not to use my computer!

SkyGod-I am not! Technically.

IamAwesome-Technically?

Okay, Clint was NOT in the mood for this crap. He decided on a irresitable and perfect distraction.

IpwnKatniss-Does anyone want to get Thai food? I love Thai. Thai is good. We all love Thai.

SkyGod-I don't.

Clint gasped. OH NO HE DIDN'T! He angrily typed in his resonse.

IpwnKatniss-Well, screw you then.

ImAwesome-Well? How are you online?

SkyGod-uhhh, I'm using Jarvis...

JARVIS-Hello sir.

IamAwesome-OH! you DIDN'T!

JARVIS-Help me.

IamAwesome-GET OFF!

SKYGOD is OFF

IamAwesome-Grrrrr...

Clint decided to try to distract Stark again.

IpwnKatniss-Thai food?

IamAwesome-Actually...sure, why not?

JARVIS-Excellent choice Barton.

IpwnKatniss-Thank you.

Clint logged off and leaned back in his chair, satisfied. Yep, no one (except Thor) could resist Thai.

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Steve Rogers grinned as he turned on the computer. Electricity is awesome, he concluded as he watched it's glow. I'm actually getting good at it.

SKYGOD is ON

IAMAWESOME is ON

IPWNKATNISS is ON

ASSASINGURL is ON

STARS&STRIPES is ON

GENIUSSCIENTIST is ON

IpwnKatniss-Oh God, is Thor using Stark's computer again?

SkyGod-Nay, Stark got me a laptop of my own.

AssasinGurl-Thank God.

SkyGod-I see you've changed your name again, Rogers.

Stars&Stripes-Yup. I finally managed to do it.

geniusScientist-I've told you how to do it!

Star&Stripes-You gave me totally bizarre directions!

geniusScintist-How is 'use your Manually Operated User Selection Equipment to select the Change Username link' bizzare instructions?

IamAwesome-I know right?!

Steve groaned. Just as he was in a good mood, Banner and Stark, the super-smart-guys, had to ruin it.

AssasinGurl-It's bizarre in every way.

Praise to Natasha! Steve grinned.

Stars&Stripes-Thank you!

geniusScientist-Grrr...

IamAwesome-Don't get Banner all riled up!

AssasinGurl-Banner, it's fine. Rogers, thank you for changing your name. Stark, just shut up.

IamAwesome-But-

AssasinGurl-SHUDDAP!

IamAwesome-...

AssasinGurl-We really need more girls in the Avengers.

Steve agreed. Natasha was he little too deadly for his taste. He needed new women in his life...

LOKIDABOMB is ON

IpwnKatniss-LOKI?!

AssasinGurl-Ah!

Stars&Stripes-Ah!

geniusScientist-Ah!

IamAwesome-Ah!

SkyGod-Ah!

IpwnKatniss-Ah!

Stars&Stripes-Why are we saying AH when we can scream it?

LokiDaBomb-Hello all!

SkyGod-Loki! You have invaded the confinery of the Chat Room!

LokiDaBomb-It's a free Chat. I can do what I want.

AssasinGurl-I thought there was no Internet on Asgard!

LokiDaBomb-There isn't. I'm using Stark's computer.

JARVIS-Help.

IamAwesome-Oh COME ON!

A/N-Good? I may or I may not add another chapter. And if your're wondering what Manually Operated User Selection Equipment is, it's an acronym for mouse. A computer mouse. Am I the only one who knows that? Reviews pleeease!