Disclaimer: I don't own Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Charmed.

This story is going to be (hopefully) full of BtvS crossovers with various fandoms. A lot of them might be FFA pairing but also feel free to suggest pairings and or crossovers. I can't guarantee that any pairing or fandom suggested will be made (particularly if I don't know the crossover fandom) but suggesting will make it much more likely to happen than it would otherwise. Also, pairings will be in the same vein as the FFA pairings they will not necessarily be romantic pairings.

P3 was a very nice club. It was much nicer than The Bronze as much as it hurt him to admit. The music pulsed and the people danced as he drunk his creme soda. After Anya's death, he had taken a bit a turn for the worst and had gone with the tried and tested Harris method of dealing with things, even though he had promised himself long ago that he never would. To make a long story short, he didn't drink anymore. Tt moments, particularly the one he was in, he missed it.

He turned slightly when he heard someone sit to the side of him. It was a slightly older woman with short brown hair wearing a stunning low-cut red dress. There was something about her though that made him frown, but he turned that over-analyzing part of his brain off as she turned to face him giving him a sweet and slightly sultry smile.

"You don't drink?" she motioned to his carbonated beverage. Xander shook his head.

"Why, because it's naughty?" she said putting a very sultry intonation on the naughty part. The next few minutes were filled with even more flirtatious and suggestive material and Xander found himself stumbling out the door with a woman he didn't even know the name of.

They stopped in the dirty alleyway and the women pushed him against the nearest wall. He let out a, "oomph," as he hit it and then grimaced. It had been a long time since he had sex, but even with his sex drive throwing itself into overdrive he still didn't really want to have sex in an alleyway. He wasn't a teenager anymore, willing to have sex at any time or place. Besides he wasn't really into anonymous sex no matter how much his downstairs brain tried to argue for it.

He sighed and pushed the brunette backward, unfortunately, she didn't seem very deterred and stepped right back up again. Her eyes had a predatory sheen to them that suddenly made him rather nervous.

"Hey, I'm not really into it right now," he tried to avoid her lips while she tried even harder to make contact. He swung his body that he was no longer facing her, Xander found himself being pulled back to face her against his will. Only this time he noticed that her eyes now matched her dress. Her eyes were red, very, very red.

"Oh god, what are you?" he said trying to get out of her hands, she was too strong. Why was it that all the demons were always attracted to him? Was it something in his blood? In his personality or was it just the patented Harris luck?

"Hey!" a pissed off voice from behind the woman who was attacking him rang out. Suddenly the women went limp and fell forward into his arms. It was then he noticed the new brunette whose eyes briefly looked over him and then focused more intently on the unconscious women in his arms. The new brunette looked a few years older than the brunette in his arms and she was wearing a blue shirt under a jean jacket.

"My god Phoebe," she said the unconscious woman her voice filled with a mixture of concern and exasperation, the one only someone who was really close to someone could manage.

"What the hell is going on!" Xander asked when he finally managed to wrap his head around the situation enough to get the question out.

"She's my sister," she said squatting down so that she could look over the unconscious woman better, " Coop is going to be heartbroken, either that or he'll kill her," she muttered quietly.

"Who's Coop? Who are you?" The woman looked up from her sister again at him with a new panic in her eyes and she quickly straightened up and gave him a long appraising look.

"My sister was slipped some drugs, she didn't mean to attack you. It was the drugs." That sounded an awful lot the normal Sunnydale excuse of PCP.

"Do I look stupid? Her eyes turned red and I know she didn't put in contact lenses. She's affected by something, a spell or demon or ...something, just tell me what it is." The woman looked surprised for a moment before she just looked relieved

"Thank the goddess." Xander frowned as he turned those words over in his skull, that was witchy language. He knew enough from Willow to recognize witchy language.

"So this is a spell gone bad?" he asked. The woman shook his head and she looked back down at her unconscious sister.

"Nope Chuiael, Hindi cousin of the succubus only, this one spreads." Chuiaels, that was new.

"Yeah, new for us too," he realized he had spoken aloud before when the woman responded to him.

"How does it spread?" Xander asked looking at the women who attacked him in a new light. She wasn't an aggressor, she had been changed into something against her will just like he had when he had been possessed by the Hyena.

"Chuiales are both male and female but the one who attacked Phoebe was female. She thought that the woman needed help and Phoebe being the person she is tried to help her. She tried a little too hard and the Chualie attacked her but she called for Paige and Paige saved her. It had gone too far and if a Chuiael doesn't kill you it turns you if you feel a lack of intimacy." He processed all of this as best as he could and at the end he had, even more, sympathy for the woman in front of him and one question.

"Who's Paige?"

"That would be our other sister...I really should call her," she said slightly distractedly.

"Is there a cure?"

"There has to be because I'm not dealing with Chuiael Phoebe for the rest of my life. That would be a nightmare," she said with a slight laugh but he also saw the determination in her eyes.

"Usually, cures have something to do with fixing what causes you to be vulnerable in the first place. In this case though if she gets what she wants but doesn't kill, it would just cause it to spread further."

"But you will find one won't you?" She nodded.

"Let me help." The woman looked unsure, looking from the unconscious Phoebe to him and back a few times before she hesitantly responded.

"I'm not sure if Coop would want to see the man his wife tried to seduce." His eyes nearly bugged out of his head.

"Wait, she's married?" He looked down at her hands looking for any signs of a ring he might have missed but came up empty. He would have never even flirted with her, especially that heavily if he had known that she was married. Now that he was looking intently he did see a slight tan line on her finger where a ring would normally reside. Oh no, he nearly had sex with a married woman, who was possessed. If she hadn't been so impatient it might have happened. As it was he had kissed her, he had kissed a married woman. It was bad enough when he had kissed Willow. Willow and Oz had only been dating but he had kissed a married woman.

"Hey, it's okay. You didn't know," she said stepping into his field of vision and putting her hands on his shoulder. "And I know that Phoebe was more than a little aggressive. I'm just not sure Coop will see it that way."

Xander had a suddenly scary thought.

"She kissed me. I mean not a lot, mostly because part way through I decided that I didn't want to, but there was some lip contact. I'm not going to turn into what she is am I?" He had already been possessed by a Hyena and nearly a fish, he didn't want to be a Chuiael.

"I think that you need a little more extended contact than that...but maybe we should be on the safe side," she added hesitantly. "We'll just keep you away from Coop and if you are in the same room try to not talk to her husband about it," Xander nodded, that he could do. He wasn't an idiot, at least not a complete one. The woman nodded then yelled seeming to no one.

"Paige! Leo! I found her!" However a moment later a group of lights swirled together and suddenly there was another woman there with them. From the look she gave Phoebe, he gathered that this was probably Paige unless they had another sister. However, he mostly stuck on her method of travel. Teleportation, he had seen Anya do that, plus other various forms but this form no, it was brand new.

"What? What the what?" Both women turned to look at him than the new darker haired woman turned to face the women he had been talking to for the past few minutes. The woman, however, was focused on him.

"Whitelighter. She's a whitelighter. You've never seen a whitelighter before?" Xander shook his head. "But you do about this stuff?" he nodded that time. Of course just when his heart rate started beating at a slightly slower pace the same light came again and this time, there was a man standing there in front of him. He also looked first to the unconscious Phoebe before looking at the lighter haired woman.

"We should get her home."

"Who's this?" The probable Paige said.

"Her intended victim. He knows about all this stuff and there a chance it's spread to him so we're taking him back with us to be sure." The probable Paige shrugged and went to go stand by him. The lighter haired woman grabbed onto the Man's arm and the man bent down and grabbed Phoebe's unconscious arm.

He gasped as he found himself in a room. It looked like a living room but he had just been in an alleyway. Just because he had seen other forms of travel didn't mean he was used to it, or that he himself had ever traveled by any before. The probable Paige went up a set of stairs almost immediately leaving him in the living room. He tucked his hands in his pockets as he had no idea what to do. For all he said he wanted to help Phoebe, he was pretty sure if he and Coop were to stay out of each other's way then he probably wouldn't be seeing her much. Unless her husband was really mad, he would likely stay at her side.

A few minutes later there were footsteps on the stairway again. It was the lighter haired woman from before.

"You hungry?" she asked as she made her way to the bottom of the stairs.

"Not really," he spoke with a shake of his head. She put her own hands in her pockets.

"Coop's up there with her," Xander nodded, he had expected as much.

"Just give me something to do. I'm good at research, many years of experience, just give me a book." She nodded and turned around to presumably do what he had asked.

"One more question," he asked suddenly " What's your name?" She turned back around and smiled slightly and Xander smiled as well. While it had only been minutes since they had met, it felt like the two knew each other a ridiculously long time to not know each other's names.

"Piper." He looked at her hands and found a ring which was slightly disappointing but it was a disappointment he could deal with. "And you?"

"Xander."