Chapter 1

The Journey Begins

"I'm so fucking bored." Cried out Jess.

"Me too." Agreed Max.

Kim looked through the mirrors connected to the four countries of their world. In the one called Konan, she spotted a strange creature err… human. "Girls, take a look at this." She said pointing to a strangely dressed girl in the mirror. "Looks like a little foreigner. Shall we pay her a visit?" She smirked and laughed.

"Ohhhhh." Exclaimed Cass. "Party time!"

"Let's pack." Jess said in a monotonic voice. They all rose and hurried to their rooms.

"Remember! We are humans!" Max yelled, so the others could hear through the walls. Max and Kim called their cats, Kyra and Loki to their shoulders. When they were just about to leave, a male figured appeared in front of the door.

"Where are you four going dressed like humans?" he asked, crossing his arms grinning at the girl's surprised looks.

"No where, Sirus. We just wanted to get a better understanding of the loser humans." Kim aid, walking toward the unconvinced god.

" Yea right. Like I believe that. Kim, for a goddess of trickery, you aren't very convincing." The grin never left his expression. A scowl went across Kim's face.

"We're going on a little trip. Wanna come? It should be very entertaining, with lots of hot baths." Max joked.

"Max, you're too young for that kind of stuff. It's sad, really. The youngest goddess is the one of temptation. You should be the goddess of toys or something." Sirus responded. Max's lower lip pouted.

"You're so mean!" She cried.

"Damn cry baby!" Jess muttered. "Let's just go already!"

"Last chance baby. Want to go or not? It should be fun," Cass asked.

I'm only going to make sure you four don't get in trouble again. Suzaku's already pissed at you girls for the last time you went of a "little" trip." Sirus stated. 'He is always so serious.' Kim thought letting her mind stray. "And the make sure the cry baby stays out of peoples pants."

"What about yours?" Max flirted. But before Sirus could respond, Cass waved her hand and they faded out.

They landed with an 'oomph'! "What the fuck!?" a male voice yelled from beneath Kim. "Where'd you people fall from?"

"We came from the heavens to make sure you completely die, peons!" Cass replied, dusting herself off. The others got up as well.

"How dare you make fun of one of the Suzaku Seven!" He replied. Max and Kim's eyes got all big and sparkly at the mention of Suzaku.

"You? One of the butt-plugging seven? Prove it!" Jess demanded.

"What in Suzaku's name is going on out here?" A woman with long hair asked while approaching the group.

"Look at the weird ass woman! Kim, you were so right! This is a lot better than sitting around at home!" Jess exclaimed.

"Uh, Jess… maybe you should shut up for once…" Max tried to explain quietly, but it was too late.

"Guards! Throw those women in jail!" the woman ordered. Kim, the quick thinker, waved her hand, causing an illusion that her and Max were guards.

"You cowards!!!" Cass screamed as they were dragged away. Sirus just shook his head. 'Maybe I shouldn't have come…' He thought. The man blinked in disbelief as the "guards" changed back into woman once the female left.

"OK, what was that?" He asked.

"Your ass," replied Max, winking at him. Sirus pushed her playfully and told her to shut up.

"That was nothing but a trick. I've got a lot more if you wanna see." Kim flirted. 'He's kinda hot, not nearly as attractive as Suzaku, but this could be fun.' She thought.

"Get control of yourself, ladies. We don't even know his name yet." Sirus commented.

"Who cares? He's good looking. We should have done this before." Max said contently.

"I hate women." He muttered. "The name is Tasuki. And I still don't know how you fell from the sky."

"We told you!" a white cat said, that appeared to be sitting on Max's head. 'He's not as smart as Suzaku, either. Oh well, it's all the more easier.' Kim plotted.

"Ladies! You know the rules! Sirus, I can't believe you let them down here again! Remember last time? They lit the emperor on fire and almost single handily cause the downfall of an entire country!" Suzaku said, appearing behind Sirus. Upon laying her sight on Suzaku, Max begins to drool.

'Get a fucking cup.' Sirus thought.

"God, it was an accident! The country was going downhill anyway. We just speed up the inevitable," Kim responded. Max runs over and gives Suzaku a big hug.

"I'm sorry, Suzaku. We'll never do it again. I promise," Max, promised, giving him a look of total innocence.

"I'm sorry, Max. I can't take any chances. This involves my priestess and warriors. If something messes this up, I'll never get laid." Suzaku explained.

"I don't think you'd have that problem," Max piped up. Suzaku cringed and slowly backed away.

"Why do you get your own priestess and warriors? Why are you so special?" Kim whined. "I want my own priestess and a team of hot adoring warriors!"

"What is going on here? Are you Suzaku or something? Isn't he supposed to be a bird?" Tasuki bellowed. 'Cute but sooo dumb…' Kim thought to herself with a smile and sighed. 'This is too easy.'