Bella and Edward were eating deer one evening when Bella slammed her fist down on the table.
"ENOUGH OF THIS!" she yelled. "I wanna eat PEOPLE!"
"Bella, no!" yelled Edward. "We can't do that!"
"We MUST" yelled Bella. "I'm tired of not eating people. I wanna know what they taste like. Please, Edward?"
Edward sighed. Then he smiled.
"Very well," said Edward. "It is your birthday. But just for tonight, got it?"
Bella grinned.
"Let's feast!" she roared.
And so the rampage began...