Francine Must Die!

by gregterry480

Stan decides to kill his wife.

1. The choice

Stan Smith walked into the CIA office. It was election day, and things had gone badly. Obama had been elected for a 2nd term. Mitt Romney had lost.

"America is doomed," Stan said.

He went on his CIA computer. "Let's see the names of all of the horrible people who voted for Obama today," said Stan.

He looked at the list.

"Damn it," said Stan. "Hayley voted for Obama. Of course she did. She hates America and has sex with trees!"

Then he saw Francine's name.

"No!" he cried out. "It's not possible!"

Stan decided that Francine must die.