Allright, what can the title be...hmmm...
No idea... Mayby simply
PROBLEMS WITH BEING WITTY
My another stupid idea... Anyways, R&R
...how do you, people say this?
Oh yes, PLEASE...!!!!!!!!!! R&R !!!!!!!!!!!
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Slayers gang decided to spent night in a small tavern. After veeeery
big supper everyone went to their rooms. Everyone exept Xellos. And Xellos...
Xellos was bored. Extreamly BORED. Travelling with Lina & co wasn't
as funny as it used to be in the past. Teasing Filia wasn't as funny
as it used to be before... She was also tired of his stupid jokes, so
her negative emotions weren't like before... So he was bored...
"Boring, boring, boring... What can I do... Teasing Filia is boring...
Hay, wait a minute, is there only Filia ? I have others! " he grinned evilly
"Let's have some fun..."
And with that thought he teleported into Lina's room. There was silence for a
while, but than...
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! XELLOS! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!
I'M TAKEING A BATH! GET OUTTA HERE! NOW!
- Hay, I'm just...
- FIREBALL!!
Xellos quicly run out from Lina's room. He stopped downstairs to catch a
breath, whan he spotted that...
- *sniff sniff* There's something burning in here. Wait a minute... IT'S MY HAIR!!
After 10 minutes of running, shouting, and searching of water mazoku finnaly put
out fire from his head.
- Ouch, I definitely prefer Filia's mace than that... OK, teasing Lina wasn't such a
good idea, maby I should try with others...
And he teleported into Gourry's room. But he wasn't there, so Xellos teleported to Zelgadis
room, than to Lina's room ( AAAARGHH! GET LOST! ) and than to kitchen. Gourry was of course
there.
- Hello, Gourry!
- Mpfthpfropdy - answerd Gourry with mouth full of food.
- You know, there is three-headed donkey behind you.
- Really? - and blonde haired swordsman turned around - I can't see anyone.
- Now he's in front of you.
- Really? - and Gouury turned around again
- Why, he's really quick... He hid under the table, quick, mayby you'll catch him!
- All right... come here donkey... come to daddy...
And he got under the table.
- Hay, Xellos, there's nothing in here!
- I saw something moving in the fridge, look there..."It's even easier than teasing Filia...
too easy... Mayby I should try with Amelia..." - ahd he teleported away. Gourry crowded from
the fridge.
- He isn't here. Xellos where did he go? Xellos? Xellos? Oh no! That three-headed donkey has eaten
Xellos! I'd better tell this to Lina...
Trickster Priest appeard in front of Amelia's room. HE thought of way to irritate her. Than he saw
Gourry running in his direction.
"Oh no... now THIS is boring..."
- Xe.. Xel.. Xellos... did you see Lina? I must say her that one three-headed has eaten you. Where
can she be? - asked Gourry trying to catch breath
- Emmmm... in her room?
- Right! You now what, you're genius! I would newe think about that! Thanks!
- Yeach... You're welcome...
"I'd bet you'd never think about thit... actually you don't think.. and about Amelia... I got idea!"
With this words he teleported into her room. Uder her bed. Black haired girl was sitting in front of
mirror and brushing her hair. Mazoku grinned happily. "Here we go" he thought. Than he changed his
voice, so he sounded more dengerously now.
- Hah, hah... I'm an evil monster and I came here to destroy you in name of unjustice. Buahahahahah!
Amelia turned around quicly. She was really scared.
- Wh..who are you? Where are you!
- Hahah! I'm Black monster, the worst monster of all! And I hate justice! You can't see me, but I can
see YOU! Hahah! Now I'll destroy you!
Amelia jumped from the chair she was sitting on, than she jumped on her bed, than on wardrobe, and
finnaly she laded on the floor. For a moment she looked around .
- Ha! You unjustice monster can't get me! I'm too powerful for you! And that's becouse justice
always wins with unjustice! So, you monster should leave your unjustice buisness, becouse you know,
that you won't win with me!......... Em, mr. monster? Hello? Are you in here?............ Well,
it seems, that I scared him with my justice speak. And my justice jumps. And I didn't fe..eeeeeel
down!
Last words were said when Amelia stumbled. And she falled down in front of her bed.
- Auch, it hurt...- than she looked under bed - Mr. Xellos! What are you doing under my bed? And why
are you green?
- Toilet... - answerd mazoku holding his mouth. "Have to remember, that her justice speeches are
noxious..."
Running from Amelia's room (toilet was in the corridor) Xellos almost run into Gourry. Mazoku quickly
passed him and run to toilet.
- Hay, Xellos, wait! Where's Lina's room? Xellos...? AAAAAA! Three-headed donkey changed Xellos into MARTIAN! AAAAAAA!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
After 30 min...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Trickster Priest came out from toilet. "Her speeches made me really sick... I really WASN'T good idea to
tease Amelia... so there's only one left..." And he teleported in Zelgadis room. Hymera was sitting at
desk with lots of books beside him. Xellos quietly approached to him.
- Bo!
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaargh!
Zel was so suprised, that he jumped up and... stuck in the ceiling. After a moment he fell down with lots
of debris and plasters.
- Zel, you are stressed, don't you think, that you should get some vacation?
- You, you...
- Why so nervous?
Zel's eyes were red of anger.
- Calm down... Zel?
They almost poped out from his face.
- Zel?
- ARRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!
Xellos came out from Zelgadis room with a big, black eye and few bruises.
"Also not good idea...I'm hopeless... I can't tease anyone diffrent than Filia... "
He was veeery depressed... Than he got another brilliant idea.
"I'll go and destroy some village. It has always cheered me up. Yes..."
And he teleported away. Few moments later he re-appeard with bot black eyes, more bruises and few wounds.
"Even villages are not the same... Or I'm hopeless... "
He sat down on chair and started to knock his head against the table. Everyone stared at him oddly.
Waiter came to him and asked if he could help him (well, he didn't want that strange guy to frighten
his customers)
- Yea... Beer...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Manwhile...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Filia was in good humour. Namagomi didn't bother her for whole afternoon, so she was happy. She ate lunch and she didn't had to chase anybody to get it or take dead rat FROM it, she went for a walk and now she was in very good mood.
So, when she enterd the tavern and whan she saw some depressed purple haired figure sitting at one table she decided to have some fun...
- Hello, namagomi! - said Filia cheerfully.
'Namagomi' rised his head. He cured himself from black eyes etc. but he was still looking rather piteously.
- What a beautyfull day, ne? Sun shines... actually now it's setting. But it's also beautyfull!
She knew, that her words made Xellos sick.
- Filia, leave me alone...
- Oh, did I bother you? You want me to go away... Hay, it reminds me some situation... But I remember it in the other
way...
- Just leave me alone...
- Depressed? Why? Why can be the almighty namagomi no baka dapressed?
- ...
- Mayby he finnaly realized, that mazoku are worser than ryuuzoku ...
- No, I didn't say THAT ! And you're not better than me!
- Am I? Mayby we should make a little contes to see it?
- Nach...No, I'm not in the mood...
- So, you give up! I won!
Xellos new, that she won't leave until he gives up. And he won't give up.
" Now I now how she feels whan I tease her... but I don't have a mace so it seems that I..."
- OK Filia, I undertake your challange. What type of contest sre you thinking of?
- Mayby...- she wasn't ready for that situation. Whan she saw that mazoku is so depressed she thought that he won't take up her challange. So she choose the first thing she had on her mind. She saw a tin of beer next to Xellos and...
- Drinking contest! First drunk person...or namagomi... looses!
- Drinking? Filia, I thought that dragons don't drink beer!
- Are you afraid that you'll loose?
- With you? Never.
- Waiter, beer! - shouted Filia - Ten please!
- Filia, if you plan to stand only ten, I can say that I won.
- I took only ten becouse I thought that you can't stand even one. Nine would be for me to
celebrate winning.
- Only in your dreams, dragon.
- Yeach, sure... Ready...
- Steady...
- Go!
And they started drinking.
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I wanted to make it one-shot, but I don't like too long stories...
I'd prabobly write the rest today, or tomorrow... I don't know... I'm hungry...
As always...
Disclaimer: I don't own Slayers. Otherwise I wouldn't be hungry now...
Eat...
No idea... Mayby simply
PROBLEMS WITH BEING WITTY
My another stupid idea... Anyways, R&R
...how do you, people say this?
Oh yes, PLEASE...!!!!!!!!!! R&R !!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Slayers gang decided to spent night in a small tavern. After veeeery
big supper everyone went to their rooms. Everyone exept Xellos. And Xellos...
Xellos was bored. Extreamly BORED. Travelling with Lina & co wasn't
as funny as it used to be in the past. Teasing Filia wasn't as funny
as it used to be before... She was also tired of his stupid jokes, so
her negative emotions weren't like before... So he was bored...
"Boring, boring, boring... What can I do... Teasing Filia is boring...
Hay, wait a minute, is there only Filia ? I have others! " he grinned evilly
"Let's have some fun..."
And with that thought he teleported into Lina's room. There was silence for a
while, but than...
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! XELLOS! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!
I'M TAKEING A BATH! GET OUTTA HERE! NOW!
- Hay, I'm just...
- FIREBALL!!
Xellos quicly run out from Lina's room. He stopped downstairs to catch a
breath, whan he spotted that...
- *sniff sniff* There's something burning in here. Wait a minute... IT'S MY HAIR!!
After 10 minutes of running, shouting, and searching of water mazoku finnaly put
out fire from his head.
- Ouch, I definitely prefer Filia's mace than that... OK, teasing Lina wasn't such a
good idea, maby I should try with others...
And he teleported into Gourry's room. But he wasn't there, so Xellos teleported to Zelgadis
room, than to Lina's room ( AAAARGHH! GET LOST! ) and than to kitchen. Gourry was of course
there.
- Hello, Gourry!
- Mpfthpfropdy - answerd Gourry with mouth full of food.
- You know, there is three-headed donkey behind you.
- Really? - and blonde haired swordsman turned around - I can't see anyone.
- Now he's in front of you.
- Really? - and Gouury turned around again
- Why, he's really quick... He hid under the table, quick, mayby you'll catch him!
- All right... come here donkey... come to daddy...
And he got under the table.
- Hay, Xellos, there's nothing in here!
- I saw something moving in the fridge, look there..."It's even easier than teasing Filia...
too easy... Mayby I should try with Amelia..." - ahd he teleported away. Gourry crowded from
the fridge.
- He isn't here. Xellos where did he go? Xellos? Xellos? Oh no! That three-headed donkey has eaten
Xellos! I'd better tell this to Lina...
Trickster Priest appeard in front of Amelia's room. HE thought of way to irritate her. Than he saw
Gourry running in his direction.
"Oh no... now THIS is boring..."
- Xe.. Xel.. Xellos... did you see Lina? I must say her that one three-headed has eaten you. Where
can she be? - asked Gourry trying to catch breath
- Emmmm... in her room?
- Right! You now what, you're genius! I would newe think about that! Thanks!
- Yeach... You're welcome...
"I'd bet you'd never think about thit... actually you don't think.. and about Amelia... I got idea!"
With this words he teleported into her room. Uder her bed. Black haired girl was sitting in front of
mirror and brushing her hair. Mazoku grinned happily. "Here we go" he thought. Than he changed his
voice, so he sounded more dengerously now.
- Hah, hah... I'm an evil monster and I came here to destroy you in name of unjustice. Buahahahahah!
Amelia turned around quicly. She was really scared.
- Wh..who are you? Where are you!
- Hahah! I'm Black monster, the worst monster of all! And I hate justice! You can't see me, but I can
see YOU! Hahah! Now I'll destroy you!
Amelia jumped from the chair she was sitting on, than she jumped on her bed, than on wardrobe, and
finnaly she laded on the floor. For a moment she looked around .
- Ha! You unjustice monster can't get me! I'm too powerful for you! And that's becouse justice
always wins with unjustice! So, you monster should leave your unjustice buisness, becouse you know,
that you won't win with me!......... Em, mr. monster? Hello? Are you in here?............ Well,
it seems, that I scared him with my justice speak. And my justice jumps. And I didn't fe..eeeeeel
down!
Last words were said when Amelia stumbled. And she falled down in front of her bed.
- Auch, it hurt...- than she looked under bed - Mr. Xellos! What are you doing under my bed? And why
are you green?
- Toilet... - answerd mazoku holding his mouth. "Have to remember, that her justice speeches are
noxious..."
Running from Amelia's room (toilet was in the corridor) Xellos almost run into Gourry. Mazoku quickly
passed him and run to toilet.
- Hay, Xellos, wait! Where's Lina's room? Xellos...? AAAAAA! Three-headed donkey changed Xellos into MARTIAN! AAAAAAA!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
After 30 min...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Trickster Priest came out from toilet. "Her speeches made me really sick... I really WASN'T good idea to
tease Amelia... so there's only one left..." And he teleported in Zelgadis room. Hymera was sitting at
desk with lots of books beside him. Xellos quietly approached to him.
- Bo!
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaargh!
Zel was so suprised, that he jumped up and... stuck in the ceiling. After a moment he fell down with lots
of debris and plasters.
- Zel, you are stressed, don't you think, that you should get some vacation?
- You, you...
- Why so nervous?
Zel's eyes were red of anger.
- Calm down... Zel?
They almost poped out from his face.
- Zel?
- ARRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!
Xellos came out from Zelgadis room with a big, black eye and few bruises.
"Also not good idea...I'm hopeless... I can't tease anyone diffrent than Filia... "
He was veeery depressed... Than he got another brilliant idea.
"I'll go and destroy some village. It has always cheered me up. Yes..."
And he teleported away. Few moments later he re-appeard with bot black eyes, more bruises and few wounds.
"Even villages are not the same... Or I'm hopeless... "
He sat down on chair and started to knock his head against the table. Everyone stared at him oddly.
Waiter came to him and asked if he could help him (well, he didn't want that strange guy to frighten
his customers)
- Yea... Beer...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Manwhile...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Filia was in good humour. Namagomi didn't bother her for whole afternoon, so she was happy. She ate lunch and she didn't had to chase anybody to get it or take dead rat FROM it, she went for a walk and now she was in very good mood.
So, when she enterd the tavern and whan she saw some depressed purple haired figure sitting at one table she decided to have some fun...
- Hello, namagomi! - said Filia cheerfully.
'Namagomi' rised his head. He cured himself from black eyes etc. but he was still looking rather piteously.
- What a beautyfull day, ne? Sun shines... actually now it's setting. But it's also beautyfull!
She knew, that her words made Xellos sick.
- Filia, leave me alone...
- Oh, did I bother you? You want me to go away... Hay, it reminds me some situation... But I remember it in the other
way...
- Just leave me alone...
- Depressed? Why? Why can be the almighty namagomi no baka dapressed?
- ...
- Mayby he finnaly realized, that mazoku are worser than ryuuzoku ...
- No, I didn't say THAT ! And you're not better than me!
- Am I? Mayby we should make a little contes to see it?
- Nach...No, I'm not in the mood...
- So, you give up! I won!
Xellos new, that she won't leave until he gives up. And he won't give up.
" Now I now how she feels whan I tease her... but I don't have a mace so it seems that I..."
- OK Filia, I undertake your challange. What type of contest sre you thinking of?
- Mayby...- she wasn't ready for that situation. Whan she saw that mazoku is so depressed she thought that he won't take up her challange. So she choose the first thing she had on her mind. She saw a tin of beer next to Xellos and...
- Drinking contest! First drunk person...or namagomi... looses!
- Drinking? Filia, I thought that dragons don't drink beer!
- Are you afraid that you'll loose?
- With you? Never.
- Waiter, beer! - shouted Filia - Ten please!
- Filia, if you plan to stand only ten, I can say that I won.
- I took only ten becouse I thought that you can't stand even one. Nine would be for me to
celebrate winning.
- Only in your dreams, dragon.
- Yeach, sure... Ready...
- Steady...
- Go!
And they started drinking.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I wanted to make it one-shot, but I don't like too long stories...
I'd prabobly write the rest today, or tomorrow... I don't know... I'm hungry...
As always...
Disclaimer: I don't own Slayers. Otherwise I wouldn't be hungry now...
Eat...