In the middle of a field of flowers sat Bella what's-her-face and her supposed vampire (supposedly straight too...) boyfriend. Even though it appeared to be daylight, they were out there, and that made no sense.
"Bella...I love you." He said as they stood up. "And I'll always be with you...until something happens later in this movie to take you away from me."
"Or until you see a hot guy, don't hide it anymore."
"What?"
Iron Man flew down between them suddenly. "I am Iron Man and vampires don't sparkle. Also--" He pointed his left hand at the dude and it turned into a gun of sorts. "STAKE ATTACK!"
The gun shot out some meat steaks instead of wooden stakes and they hit the 'vampire' full blast. Despite the fail, the phony vampire began to sizzle in the sunlight, eventually crumbling into dust.
"Wrong kind of stake, but it was still efficient." He looked at Bella and fired a steak at her face and flew away.