So, this plot bunny came and bit me. I wrote it, looked over it, decided I hate it, but figured I would update it anyway. I'll probably never look at this horrible piece of writing again.
Surprise!
"Y-you're dead!" Sam said, staring at the archangel in front of him. He didn't want to believe his eyes, because he knew he would only be disappointed if it turned into a trick.
"Obviously not, Sammy." Gabriel smirked. Then, in a more serious tone, "It's really me Sam. I'm back." Sam looked for a second more into the archangel's honey eyes before leaning down and capturing his lips in a kiss. This brought Dean out of his shocked silence.
"Hey! Get off my brother!" He yelled, picking up his gun.
"Excuse me? He kissed me!" Gabriel protested.
"Oh, uh, Dean, I um, forgot to mention-" Sam started.
"Sam? What are you saying?" Dean looked close to hyperventilating.
"Well, just like you and Castiel, Sam and I are together." Gabriel explained. Dean made a strange sound.
"You mean they finally realized it? That's a blessing." Sam said.
"Not a blessing Sam." Gabriel had a proud look on his face.
"You did that? How?"
"I had a little chat with my brother. Don't worry, I came right here after." Gabriel said. Both he and Sam were ignoring Dean.
"Hello." Castiel said, appearing in the middle of the room.
"Cas! Do something about your brother; he's obviously messing with Sam!" Dean said.
"I am doing no such thing!" Gabriel defended himself.
"He is right. Sam's relationship with my brother has not been influenced at all." Castiel said.
"… How long?" Dean asked.
"Since Mystery Spot."
"After he killed me a hundred times?"
"He brought you back! Besides, he was only trying to help."
"Trying to help, my ass! He stuck you in a frickin' time loop!"
"Alright, Sammy, I think we should give Dean some time." Gabriel interjected, and then snapped his fingers. He and Sam disappeared.
"Hey!" Dean yelled at the empty space.
"Calm down, Dean." Castiel said. When Dean went to protest, he found it cut off by Castiel's kiss. For the next few hours, Castiel was 'calming' Dean down.
Meanwhile, in Italy, Sam and Gabriel were enjoying dinner, and a movie they didn't actually watch.
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