Girly Shikamaru
"You know you do look somewhat like a girl" she exclaimed, her chin places comfortably in her hand, "I mean look at your hair its long and it's in a ponytail, Heck its even silkier than mine!".
"Tch, you troublesome woman, always commenting about me on everything" sighed Shikamaru, while sipping his tea.
"No really, your eyes, they're shaped like a girl's..." she fought back, sipping her own golden brown tea.
"Why are you even looking at my eyes?" she blushed a tiny bit, but left her face not recognisable "leave me alone you troublesome woman."
"I'm not looking at your eyes!, they're just staring at me whenever I talk to you, like forcing me to look at them!"
"You're meant to face the person you're talking to anyway"
"OKK...fine ...you win, stop making a big deal out of it!" she said sheepishly . 'She's the one making it big, not me'.
She finished the rest of the tea, and stood up keeping her eyes plastered on his face. "So where do you want to go next?"
"Gosh can't you leave me to peace, you're following me everywhere, it's my job to show you around not the other way round!"
"Yeah well you're not doing a very good job"
"That's because you said you wanted to come here rest a bit, and leave me alone"
"Well I never included the last bit" She grinned with a smug look on her face.
ARGGHHH Shikamaru wanted to stab himself until he died about four times.
She sat back down, to admire what's going on in front of her. "Hey are you actually, crying lazy bum?"
"I will, if you keep torturing me"
"Yeah whatever..." she sat there staring at the couple next to them who looked, like they were flirting, for what seemed like a decade.
"What are you thinking about?" asked Shikamaru politely breaking the silence.
"You're the one to talk, well I'm just wondering ..." she said choosing the right words to say. "Have you ever gotten a girlfriend before?"
Shikamaru finished his tea, and looked at her as if she was mental. "Why are you asking me this?"
"No particular reason, just answer me truthfully"
"Fine ok, so I don't have a girlfriend, and never had one, actually never even close"
"Ahh, that makes sense now!" She said with sadness, and understanding in her eyes.
"What makes sense? Hey! Where are you going?" Temari ran outside.
After a few moments she came back dragging a certain guy with black short hair, with a sticking out stomach. "Temari what are you doing! You just can't take anyone, off the street".
"Don't you understand, I found a result to all your problems, and its right here" she bellowed, pointing her finger directly and the artist.
"How is Sai going to help me in anything, if I have any problems that is?"
She rolled her eyes as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "Can't you see you too could make best friends?"
"Actually I already have a best friend, who doesn't have anything comparison to Sai, and besides me and Sai don't have anything in common!" Shikamaru told her, noticing so many people eyes staring at them, and that's the worst thing that could happen. He did not want to cause a commotion, especially since a lot of Kohona eleven are here.
"Man Shikamaru, you and Sai have one major thing that you have in common—"
"And what would that be?" He cut her off, seeming she would take a whole century till she would answer. 'Gosh she's starting to act like Ino!'
"Shikamaru you and Sai are gay!" Everybody in the cafe stopped whatever they were doing and turned their head to Shikamaru.
'Good Lord Help Me.'