Jarvan stared intently into his League-pad and heaved a heavy sigh. "Ever since the Runeterra War, Demacia has become the most boring place on Earth," Jarvan looked at Garen who is leaning on his sword by the many pillars of the throne room. He is trying his best to stay awake, his face clouded with sleepiness.
Suddenly, an app popped up on Jarvan's League-pad, it was a cruise ship for sale. Jarvan's face brightened up as he read the fine print on the virtual contract. The price was expensive , but it was worth the money. Jarvan quickly grabbed his check book. He stopped to admire the picture of the puppies on his check. His checkbook was embroidered in gold and lined with diamond writing. He took one of the velvet envelope on his desk and the Valor-feathered pen and wrote a check for 500k gold.
Garen noticed that Jarvan was walking towards the mail port for the first time in days. He was even using his favorite carrier pigeon and sash. "You seem excited Jarvan. What has gotten you so happy?" Garen asked.
Jarvan smiled and turned to Garen, "I have just purchased a cruise ship from IMadeThisAllUp. net. I will send out invites tomorrow."
The sleepiness in Garen's face disappeared and was replaced with excitement. Finally, something that will be enjoyable. "Aren't you forgetting something?" Garen asked.
Jarvan was confused at first, but he soon realized. "Oh yes," Jarvan laughed," how could I have forgotten the VIPs? I shall announce them tomorrow."
On the next day, Jarvan gathered all of Demacia for a town meeting. "Today I will announce the VIPs for the new ship I just bought."
Garen stood beside Jarvan with a proud look on his face. I bet I will be the first one to be picked. After all, I am his right hand man.
"The first VIP for the ship will be... Lux."
Garen twitched a little but retained his cool. It's OK, I will be the second VIP then. Not much problem with me sister being first.
"The second VIP will be... Katarina."
Garen was now shaking and breathing heavily trying to maintain a positive attitude. "But Jarvan, Katarina is a Noxian. You should let someone that is not a Noxian be VIP.
Jarvan took a while to ponder ,but then he finally made a decision," There is a slight change in plans. The second VIP will be..." Garen held his breath crossed his fingers hoping to be picked. "Master Yi," Jarvan announced. "Each VIPs may also bring a guest." Garen, who was still breathing heavily, eased his shaking and uttered a quite 'Phew.'
"What do you mean you are not picking me to be your guest?" Garen whined. He folded his arms and turn away from Lux.
She sighed,"Garen, quit being such a baby."
Garen looked back at Lux and got down on his knees."Please, I'll do anything," Garen begged.
Lux continued packing her luggage."I have already picked a person to be my guest."
Garen retorted," And who might that be?"
Lux smiled and walked out the room. Before leaving she turned to Garen and said, "Katarina." Garen almost fainted. She picked my girlfriend and not me!