"Hey, where's the remote?"
What remote?
"You know, the one with the buttons on it?"
The ones that light up when you press them?
"Yeah, that. You seen it?"
I think Ax ate it.
"No way."
Yeah.
"Oh come on. I have to walk all the way to the TV to turn it on now?"
I guess so.
"AX!!!!"
You know, screaming bloody murder's not gonna change anything.
"AAXXXX!!!!!!"
Ooooookaaaay…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!"
Um… is that whipped cream on your mouth…?
"I'm gonna morph gorilla and kill him!!!!!"
NO!!!
"YES!!"
NOO!!
"YESSS!"
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
"YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS……!!!!!!"
I have to warn him!
"Why are you telling that to me?"
Oh…. Just because I'm lying.
"What?"
… …
"Where'd he go?"
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Pant… pant… have to find Ax…. Marco's gonna kill him… have to find Ax…
FWAAPP!!
Omigosh!!
Sorry.
AXX!!
Tobias, my name only has one 'X' in it. Putting in two is a little overkill."AXXX!!!!!
Really overkill. Have you been watching a dramatic movie, by any chance? Like the Young and Restless? Or These Messages? Those are very dramatic.
AXX! MARCO'S GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Thank you for answering my question.
WHY. DID YOU EAT. THE REMOTE!?!?!?!?
What remote?
You know, the one with the buttons on it?
The ones that light up when you press them?
Yeah, that.
Oh. Its taste reminded me of delicious engine oil.
… …
Tobias, you look like ice cream.
What?
You're very pale.
Oh.
Have you-
I watched poker.
That explains much.
MARCO'S GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Of course, Tobias. Please come with me, we'll go to a safe place where lots of men in white coats will protect us.
NO!!!
YES!!
NOO!!
YESS!!!!
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
… …
This is really kind of pointless, you know.
Yeah.
I could always just knock you out and carry you.
I'll poke your eyes out first.
Then I'll morph chimpanzee.
And I'll morph YOU!
You're on.