Fuckerama
by malkshake
One day on Earth or wherever this shit show takes place, the Planet Express team were having a meeting before making a delivery. "Today you will be delivering a crateload of dildos to Uranus" said the Professor. No one laughed at this shitty joke except for the three nerdy losers who the retarded show's audience consisted of. Then the professor guy just slumped over and died. Everyone was silence for a few moments before they all cheered. "We're finally free of the senile old bastard!" that Asian slut Amy said. "Fuck yeah" said that crackhead Bender, snapping a rubber band around his arm and injecting himself with a fuckload of heroin. "Everyone, shut up, I have an annoucement to make" Leela said. She got up on the table. "I AM GETTING A SEX CHANGE". No one said anything. "Aren't you surprised?" she asked, pissed off. "We always knew you were a faggish dyke" said that retarded queer Fry. Leela was so pissed that she left to go have that lobster/crab mofo Zoidberg or whatever perform her sex change.
When she got to his lab, Zoidberg got straight to work on performing her sex change. He shoved his hand/claw up her vagina to pull her ovaries out. Unfourtunately his claw ripped through he uterus and he also pulled her liver, small intestines, and a few other vital organs. "What the fuck are you doing?" Leela asked. Zoidberg stabbed her with a tranquilizer and she passed out for a few minutes. He shoved the organs back up into her. Then Leela woke up and said in a demonic voice "Don't you ever pull that shit on me again, you Red Lobster entree motherfucker slut whore". Zoidberg so terrified of the raging dyke so he just went back to work on her. He pulled out a knife and hacked at her crotch for awhile until her womanly parts were unreconizable from all the blood. He got a penis out of a jar and sewed it on. Leela examined her new manhood. "What the fuck, I told you I wanted a ten inch cock! This is five inches!" She got so pissed she killed Zoidberg and cooked him and ate him. Then she went to show everyone her new man meat.
She found that Hermes pothead in smoking some weed and listening to Bob Marley. "Check this shit out!" She screamed and whipped her pants and underwear off. Hermes was so horrified he passed out. Leela went and checked his manlihood. His dick was 16 inches. Leela got so jealous and pissed she ripped his dick off and shoved it down his throat and he suffocated and died. "Serves you right, you rasta son of a bitch" Leela said. Then she heard some weird noises coming from the room next door and went to check what was up.
Fry and Bender were having exhilarating, rough sex with each other and Nibbler was watching. Upon seeing this, Leela puked all over the floor. When she finished, she said "Guys! I'm a fucking dude now!" Fry and Bender were both so horrified and disgusted at the confusing train wreck which was now her crotch they both puked too. Nibbler drowned in the vomit. Leela shrugged and decided to kill them. She roundhouse kicked Bender in the head and he died, and strangled Fry with his g-string. Then she went off for some fun time with Amy.
On the way to Amy's room, she met Kif in the hallway. Leela decided she better have some practice with her new sausage. So she raped Kif until he died. Then she went into Amy's room. "Amy, you sexy bitch, let's get it on". Then she grabbed Amy, and took her to the space ship thing, cause I guess she thought it would be kinkier or something. They set off for the plant Eetpussi, inhabited entirely by lesbians. On the way there, they started having sex because Amy's a rich Asian slut whore. Amy squealed so loud in pleasure the windows broke and all the oxygen leaked out and they died. Good riddance.
The end.