"Where are we" Clay asked as they all jumped down from a big tree.
"Switzland I believe" Kimiko answered. They were looking for a new a Wu, the Eraser. It simply deletes a happening you wish to undo.
"LOOK! It's over there!" screamed Omi and pointed up to another big tree. Omi jumped for it, but as he was few inches away, Jack Spicer suddenly came flying right into Omi's face and they both dropped to the ground. Dead. (A/N: )
Raimundo then jumped up in the tree and took the Wu.
"Victory!" shouted Clay and began dancing like an idiot/redneck. Kimiko just sighed before she went over to Omi and helped him up. Raimundo slapped Clay across the face, which resulted in a crying Clay all the way home.
"Let's play football!" screamed Raimundo as they arrived. Kimiko went to her room, while the two other boys agreed to the challenge.
"Okay, me against you two!" Raimundo smirked.
"Prepare to be defeated!" Omi said.
"I'm Hungry!" cried Clay. Raimundo slapped Clay across the face and the football game began.
Of course Clay and Omi suck at football, so it would have been easy for Raimundo to win, if it wasn't for that big banana peel on the field. Raimundo was so stupid that he didn't see it and fell over it. Omi and Clay began laughing, but they shouldn't have, because they also stepped on two banana peels and fell. They all lay on there backs with broken ribs, arms, legs, head, ears etc. when Kimiko came out again.
"What are you freaks doing?" she asked facepalming. But then she fell down from the stairs she stood on and also broke all her ribs etc. ETC.
They boys laughed at her and at the same time crying over there own injuries. Six hours later, Master Fung entered the garden they lay in.
"What are you doing young monks?" he asked, raising an eyebrow. He was REALLY cocky.
"We are injuried!" Omi cried while laying on the ground on his back like a pathetic turtle.
"Oh yeah? Prove it!" Master Fung challenged. None of them did anything – because they simply couldn't – so master fung said:
"Yea, that was what I thought. Now get back to your chores or I'm gonna rape you!" he joked ((or did he?)). Just then he didn't notice the big banana peel before him and he also fell and broke all his ribs.
The monks laughed at him. He laughed along.
"Oh, how amusing. I should have seen that one coming, huh?" he laughed.
"Yeah, you're such an idiot!" Omi laughed.
Dojo were about to help them, but got hit by a duck and died.
12 hours later Jack spicer arrived to the temple to get some deserved sheng gong wu's.
"You fail even more than usually, Xiaolin Retards! HAHAHAHAHA!" he laughed. They all just sighed.
"Well, if you would excuse me, I would like to go take all ya' wu!" he laughed. But he didn't pay attention to where he was going so he stepped on a dead bee as he laughed. All his bones cracked.
"Aww man. This sucks" he argued. The day went on. Nothing really happened. UNTIL!
Chase Young entered the temple.
"You're all pathetic fools. I will rip out your brains and eat them in my miso soup" he smiled. AN EVIL SMILE! But then he stepped on a rotten banana peel and he also fell and broke his ribs and unfourtanly died.
…
"What now..?" Kimiko asked.
"Dunno..:" Raimundo answered.
"I'm so hungry that I could eat my own vomit right now" Clay sighed.
"Can I have some too?" Omi asked.
"Sure, why not?" he answered.
"Please! I want some too! I haven't eaten in 5 years!" Jack begged.
"Okay, okay. You can have some too. Anyone else interested?" Clay sighed.
"YES, YES! ME!" master fung screamed while masturbating.
Kimiko and Raimundo nodded in agreement.
"DON'T FORGET ME! I WANT TOO!" Chase screamed.
"What? We thought you were dead." Clay said confused.
"Who knows? Maybe I am…"
They all shrugged as Clay shared his vomit with them all and they lived happily ever after. Until 2012 where they all were doomed.
The end.