Columbia was looking forward to this day for a long time. Frank promised to take her to the happiest place on earth. He only agreed to take her, because Frank knew what his version of happiness was, so to go to a place which claimed to be even more enjoyable seemed a like a great place to go. Columbia tried to explain to him what a theme park was, but he still did not understand. His planet never had such things. But it didn't matter. Frank N. Furter and Columbia had their bags packed. Of course Columbia would show him how to get through the dreadful predicament known as… the airport. They were getting ready to leave the castle.

"Are ya ready to go Frankie?" Columbia asked with a smile.

"Columbia, Darling. Why do I have to wear such ridiculous clothes?" Frank said looking at his plain shirt and pants.

"I was just thinking people would stare at you if you went with your normal clothes." She answered.

"Of course they would!" Frank said ripping them off and exposing his transgender clothing underneath. "It's because I look magnificent! I want them to look!"

"Aww, okay." She said smiling. "At least wear your cloak."

"Very well." Frank said going to fetch it. Columbia walked down the stairs.

She saw Magenta dusting around, and Riff Raff nearby.

"So you really are going huh?" Asked Magenta. She was kind of jealous.

"Yep."

"Riff and I will alone." Magenta said looking away.

"You know, I did get extra tickets in case you and Riff want to go." Columbia said, which caused Magenta to stop.

"Who would look after the castle?" Magenta asked.

"Frankie's friends could! They offered to do it!"

Magenta smiled.

"It's a good thing Riff and I already packed. Good luck convincing the master."

"Oh that will be easy, watch. FRANKIE!" Columbia screamed.

"Yes?" he called back.

"RIFF AND GENTA ARE COMING WITH US!"

"WHAT!" Frank yelled coming down the stairs in his cloak.

"There is no way they are coming with us!"

"Master, you promised Riff and I a reward for our loyalty!" Magenta said.

"It is true master." Riff Raff added.

"You better let them come with us, Frankie." Columbia said crossing her arms. He couldn't say no. She looked so adorable when she was angry.

"Ugh! Very well. They can come if they want." Frank said. Magenta and Riff Raff went to go get their suit cases. They came back and all four of them went out the door. Before they left, Riff Raff called a couple of friends to look after the castle. They got into Frank's truck. Frank drove while Columbia sat in the passenger seat. Riff Raff and Magenta sat in back.

"So where is this place you call an airport?" Frank asked Columbia. She gave him directions and told him which streets to turn at.

"I hope this will be fun Riff." Magenta said as she smiled and leaned against Riff Raff.

"They say Disneyland is very magical, my darling." He answered while kissing her on the forehead. After awhile, they reached the airport, and Frank was impressed by the place. He wondered how airplanes worked. Frank drove up to the car lot where he would need to get a ticket from the guy at a booth.

"Frankie, take the ticket and keep it somewhere safe." Columbia said. They parked the car and all four of them walked out. Frank ordered Riff Raff and Magenta to carry the bags for them. Columbia handed Riff Raff her heavy bag.

"Oh! How much luggage does an earthling need?" Riff Raff murmured to himself. They entered the airport and Columbia lead the way to the place where they put the bags on the conveyer belt.

"Okay, so four bags?" they lady said putting them on the scale. The lady checked all their tickets. Columbia then led the group towards security. Many men around the airport looked at Columbia and her clothing. Frank started to get jealous.

"Sir you are going to have to take that cloak off and store it in the bin." One of the security guards said.

"With pleasure!" Frank said whipping it off dramatically. Everyone gasped and stared. Columbia couldn't help but feel embarrassed. She loved him just the way he was, and felt comfortable with all of his friends who admired him, but these people were normal. Some laughed at the sight of the two of them. Riff Raff and Magenta rolled their eyes. Frank put his cloak in the bin and sent it down the conveyer belt. Frank had to take all the metal off of him, and high heels. They all went through the metal detector. After they all put their shoes back on, they continued through the airport.

"Frankie, you can put your cloak back on now. People are staring!" Columbia said, her cheeks were red of embarrassment.

"But darling Columbia, I want them to look! And that cloak was making me hot, and not in a good way." Frank said as they reached the loading area room. They found some chairs to sit at.

"You two." Frank said pointing to Riff Raff and Magenta. "You go find Columbia and I something to eat. I need to use bathroom!" Frank said leaving. Columbia was alone now.

Meanwhile…

Riff Raff and Magenta looked around for a restaurant. They decided to choose one that was popular. They noticed a long line at McDonalds.

"I hope the food here is acceptable for the master." Riff Raff said.

"He will eat whatever we get him." Magenta answered. The smell coming from the restaurant smelled good, but they didn't know what to order. Before they knew it, it was their turn to order…