Warning: Random. Crack. Sexual implications.
A/N: I was just attacked with this twisted idea... Forgive me?
"That's what she said"
He'd heard the substitute shinigami talk about the growing trend in the Living World. Gathering that it was a phrase people say to boast about their sexual competence, Shunsui decided to give it a try one night at Ukitake's house.
They were in the middle of a heated activity, as was usual for Friday nights. Jyushiro's cheeks were pink and he was panting heavily. Shunsui just thought it was the most adorable sight in the wold.
"Ahh! Shun… You're. so. Big!" The white-haired man breathed out. At that, Shunsui was thoroughly pleased with himself. It was time to turn up the heat just a little.
"That's what she said." He smirked.
Ukitake suddenly stopped in his track, brown eyes bewildered.
"What?"
Shunsui blinked. Did he say something wrong?
"WHO?!" His dear friend demanded, confusion mixed with slow, growing fury.
Shunsui's failure to reply did not prove beneficial to either of them. How was he supposed to know who?
There was a loud, skin-breaking slap, before a very angry Jyushiro stormed out the room.