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I tried making them sound English but... well, Im american so oh well if they dont, it doesnt suprise me. and PS "..." either means awkward silence or mouths are otherwise occupied. ENJOY
"So, what do you want to do about… you know. The situation?"
"The situation?"
"The name situation."
"…"
"Well, is it going to be… Harry Weasley or Ron Potter?"
"Oh, that situation."
"Yea."
"…"
"…"
"What do you reckon?"
"I… Well, you know, I… I dunno."
"Yea, kind of expected that"
"I-I don't even want to bring this up… You know Hermione, she always-"
"I know. I've known her as long as you have."
"Right…Sorry."
"S'alright. I'm not mad. Aww, come on! You know I'm not! I just don't know. I reckon we should've thought of this ages ago, huh?"
"I know. I'm not sure either. What do you… What do you want us to be?"
"Heh, Weasley's breed like knomes, remember? We don't need anymore of those. No matter how much the family'd like the famous Harry Potter to become one."
"You don't want…"
"And another thing to keep in mind is that if Harry Potter became Harry Weasley, we'd have some seriously confused people running about."
"Er…"
"We wouldn't want the whole wizzarding world to be getting their own saviors name wrong, now would we?"
"I…I guess but, don't you want-"
"So, that settles it then! It's going to be Harry and Ron Potter!"
"Wait, I'm-"
"Oh, come on then! We have to go tell everyone! Hermione'll want a go at us, and so will Mum and Ginny and-"
"…"
"…"
"Will you please wait one bloody second?"
"…"
"Ron, do you… Do you not want me to… be a Weasley? To join your family?"
"H-Harry, you know its not that! Its-"
"Well, what is it then?"
"…..bloody…..being… Weasley…"
"Sorry, I didn't catch that."
"What's so grand about being a bloody Weasley anyway?"
"…"
"Well?"
"I…"
"Harry, the only thing us Weasley's have to claim is being fertile. We don't do anything great, unless we're helping you but that's it, mate. That's it. So, as I said, we will be Harry and Ron POTTER."
"…"
"Harry?"
"Ron, the only thing that goes with Potter is me. There isn't even a plural form of Potter. Not anymore. I want… Ron, I really want to join your family… Your exceptionally grand family."
"…Harry."
"Yes?"
"I love the bloody hell out of you but, please, the world does not need another Weasley!And I can be added to yours! We can be our own family! "
"But, Ron-"
"No, Harry, listen. Ever since you beat the snot out of You-Know-Who (For Merlin's sake, its Voldemort, Ron!) for the last time, I wanted your name. Not mine, not Hermione's, yours. So, shut up and let me take it! And you've been part of the family since that first day, outside platform 9 and ¾! Mum and Dad say so. You should know-"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"What was that for?"
"I love you, Ron Potter."
"…"
"…"
"You're a bloody git, you know that, right?"
"Well, right now, I'm your bloody git."
"Ah… you got that right."
"…"
"…"
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