WE'RE WHAT!!!?
Disclaimer. Don't own shit! Ok??
Hellooj welcome to my first attempt to humor before we begin, I think it is smart to tell what has happened to Snake:
Right..... It is 4 years after Big Shell and he stil lives in Alaska (with Meryl!)
But Snake has decided to quit the killing and other .... Things and then buys a bar in the nearby town of Daniels Crossing(beside he thinks that the chick to Raiden can handle the killing and other... stuff). The bar goes by the name of The drunken huskie and it's here our story starts....
Snake is standing behind the bar, whisling and drying some glaces... Suddenly a man enters. The man goes to the bar and sit's down, Snake looks at him.
The man looks back.
Man:*sighs, pointing at his nose that kinda looks like a dick* It's NOT a dick, it's my nose.
Snake: fine, what anything??
Man: bloody mary.
Snake: don't have it.
Man: whisky?
Snake: nope.
Man: vodka??
Snake:*shakes his head* ain't got that either
Man: bu..
Snake: no.
Man: what..
Snake: na ah.
Man: what do you got then?
Snake: Jack Daniels....
Man: hit me..
*Snake get's ready to hit him*
Man: no! With a Jack Daniels!
Snake: oohhh.*get's the man a Jack Daniels*
*the bar door opens and in the entrance a man looking like Snake is standing. The man has long blonde hair and a dakr skin color. Snake reaches for the USP he has under the bar*
Snake: !
Man with long blonde hair and darker skin color: hello brother *british accent*.
Snake: Liquid?!
Liquid: yes, it is I, Liquid Snake.
Snake: but I thought you were in Ocelot's arm?
Liquid: for the sake of this story I have taken my own body back, besides I am tired of the same Trinity film with Bud Spencer and Terence Hill, not to forget the bloody baked bean Ocelot always eats!
Snake: are you going to kill me?
Liquid: nooo bugger that! Give me a drink Snake!
Snake: what kind?
Liquid: martini, shaken not stired.
Snake: how about a Jack Daniels?
Liquid: ok, Snake, hit me!
*Snake get's ready to hit Liquid*
Liquid: no! With the drink!
Snake: Oh...*Snake hands Liquid the bottle*
*suddenly the phone starts to ring and Snake takes it*
Snake: hello the drunken huskie.
Man on the phone: mmhphhmhmh
Snake: ok I'll see if she is here, hey everyone is there an Alotta Vagina in here?!
*Snake looks around, there is only the man and Liquid*
Snake: no sorry, no Alotta Vagina here.*hangs up*
*Liquid is chuckling a little. Suddenly the door opens an in the doorway
is a man with an eye patch on the left eye, white hair and a beard*
Man in the doorway: hello brothers.
Liquid: Solidus? Are you not supposed to be dead?
*Snake reaches for the USP again*
Snake: yeah I thought Raiden killed you.
Solidus: hmmf! Raiden could'nt beat me if he had metal gear and I was a fifty year old clone of big boss and I have failing genes!
Snake: what are you doing here??
Solidus: what do you think dumbass!! I'm here to get a drink!
*Solidus walks to the bar*
Snake: ok, what do you want?
Solidus: some good old sake
Snake: what about a Jack Daniels?
Solidus: that'll do.
*the phone rings again, Snake picks it up*
Snake: hello the drunken huskie.
Man on the phone: mmhphhmhmh
Snake: ok I'll see if he's here, hey everyone is there a Biggus Dickus in here?!
*Snake looks around, there is only the man, Liquid and Solidus*
Snake: no sorry, no Biggus Dickus here.*hangs up*
*Liquid and Solidus is laughing*
Snake: what??
Solidus: nottin'
Liquid: Jesus, why can you bloody Americans just not say thing the right
way.
Snake: we do!
Liquid: no you bloody do not!
Snake: do to!
Liquid: do not!
Snake: do to!
Liquid: do not!
Snake: do to!
Liquid: do not!
Snake: do to!
Liquid: do not!
Snake: do to!
Liquid: do not!
Solidus: cut it!!
Liquid: mind you'r own beeswax, Solidus
Solidus: What the hell is that suppossed to mean
Solidus: besides you're not british.
Snake: yeah we're more Japaneese.
Liquid: how would you know??
Snake: coz' my kids look japaneese
*Solidus and Liquid looks at Snake*
Snake: what??
Solidus: you know that we are sterile don't you?
Snake:*shocked by the news* WE'RE WHAT!!!!!??
Solidus: thought you knew.
Snake: two seconds..*runs to the phone and dials a number*
Solidus: god, little brothers are fun*starts laughing*
Snake:*in the background*is it Otacon?? I knew he has acted strange around me, I think he has pointed his Gundam wing a little to far out!!
*Snake continues to talk to Meryl(who did you think it was Santa??)*
Snake:*come's back to Liquid and Solidus* HA! We had me cloned with the help of Naomi!
Snake: Regarding kids at least I don't have son that looks like a girl.
Solidus: she does not look like a girl!
*Snake and Liquid starts to laugh*
Solidus: but who defeated the Ray's and me?
Snake: I could have! But would'nt
Liquid: and why not?
Snake: coz' i'm wating to kill the patriots and the others in MGS 3
Solidus: sure it's not gonna be Metal Gear Raiden??
Snake: shut up!
*suddenly the phone rings....*
That was the first chapter R&R to say if I shoud continue.
Oh! Does anyone know if Metal gear section has that letter answering with the main characther or bad guy if not I would like to start one.
Check ya' later dudes!!
P.S: also read my serious fanfic titled Twin lakes.
Disclaimer. Don't own shit! Ok??
Hellooj welcome to my first attempt to humor before we begin, I think it is smart to tell what has happened to Snake:
Right..... It is 4 years after Big Shell and he stil lives in Alaska (with Meryl!)
But Snake has decided to quit the killing and other .... Things and then buys a bar in the nearby town of Daniels Crossing(beside he thinks that the chick to Raiden can handle the killing and other... stuff). The bar goes by the name of The drunken huskie and it's here our story starts....
Snake is standing behind the bar, whisling and drying some glaces... Suddenly a man enters. The man goes to the bar and sit's down, Snake looks at him.
The man looks back.
Man:*sighs, pointing at his nose that kinda looks like a dick* It's NOT a dick, it's my nose.
Snake: fine, what anything??
Man: bloody mary.
Snake: don't have it.
Man: whisky?
Snake: nope.
Man: vodka??
Snake:*shakes his head* ain't got that either
Man: bu..
Snake: no.
Man: what..
Snake: na ah.
Man: what do you got then?
Snake: Jack Daniels....
Man: hit me..
*Snake get's ready to hit him*
Man: no! With a Jack Daniels!
Snake: oohhh.*get's the man a Jack Daniels*
*the bar door opens and in the entrance a man looking like Snake is standing. The man has long blonde hair and a dakr skin color. Snake reaches for the USP he has under the bar*
Snake: !
Man with long blonde hair and darker skin color: hello brother *british accent*.
Snake: Liquid?!
Liquid: yes, it is I, Liquid Snake.
Snake: but I thought you were in Ocelot's arm?
Liquid: for the sake of this story I have taken my own body back, besides I am tired of the same Trinity film with Bud Spencer and Terence Hill, not to forget the bloody baked bean Ocelot always eats!
Snake: are you going to kill me?
Liquid: nooo bugger that! Give me a drink Snake!
Snake: what kind?
Liquid: martini, shaken not stired.
Snake: how about a Jack Daniels?
Liquid: ok, Snake, hit me!
*Snake get's ready to hit Liquid*
Liquid: no! With the drink!
Snake: Oh...*Snake hands Liquid the bottle*
*suddenly the phone starts to ring and Snake takes it*
Snake: hello the drunken huskie.
Man on the phone: mmhphhmhmh
Snake: ok I'll see if she is here, hey everyone is there an Alotta Vagina in here?!
*Snake looks around, there is only the man and Liquid*
Snake: no sorry, no Alotta Vagina here.*hangs up*
*Liquid is chuckling a little. Suddenly the door opens an in the doorway
is a man with an eye patch on the left eye, white hair and a beard*
Man in the doorway: hello brothers.
Liquid: Solidus? Are you not supposed to be dead?
*Snake reaches for the USP again*
Snake: yeah I thought Raiden killed you.
Solidus: hmmf! Raiden could'nt beat me if he had metal gear and I was a fifty year old clone of big boss and I have failing genes!
Snake: what are you doing here??
Solidus: what do you think dumbass!! I'm here to get a drink!
*Solidus walks to the bar*
Snake: ok, what do you want?
Solidus: some good old sake
Snake: what about a Jack Daniels?
Solidus: that'll do.
*the phone rings again, Snake picks it up*
Snake: hello the drunken huskie.
Man on the phone: mmhphhmhmh
Snake: ok I'll see if he's here, hey everyone is there a Biggus Dickus in here?!
*Snake looks around, there is only the man, Liquid and Solidus*
Snake: no sorry, no Biggus Dickus here.*hangs up*
*Liquid and Solidus is laughing*
Snake: what??
Solidus: nottin'
Liquid: Jesus, why can you bloody Americans just not say thing the right
way.
Snake: we do!
Liquid: no you bloody do not!
Snake: do to!
Liquid: do not!
Snake: do to!
Liquid: do not!
Snake: do to!
Liquid: do not!
Snake: do to!
Liquid: do not!
Snake: do to!
Liquid: do not!
Solidus: cut it!!
Liquid: mind you'r own beeswax, Solidus
Solidus: What the hell is that suppossed to mean
Solidus: besides you're not british.
Snake: yeah we're more Japaneese.
Liquid: how would you know??
Snake: coz' my kids look japaneese
*Solidus and Liquid looks at Snake*
Snake: what??
Solidus: you know that we are sterile don't you?
Snake:*shocked by the news* WE'RE WHAT!!!!!??
Solidus: thought you knew.
Snake: two seconds..*runs to the phone and dials a number*
Solidus: god, little brothers are fun*starts laughing*
Snake:*in the background*is it Otacon?? I knew he has acted strange around me, I think he has pointed his Gundam wing a little to far out!!
*Snake continues to talk to Meryl(who did you think it was Santa??)*
Snake:*come's back to Liquid and Solidus* HA! We had me cloned with the help of Naomi!
Snake: Regarding kids at least I don't have son that looks like a girl.
Solidus: she does not look like a girl!
*Snake and Liquid starts to laugh*
Solidus: but who defeated the Ray's and me?
Snake: I could have! But would'nt
Liquid: and why not?
Snake: coz' i'm wating to kill the patriots and the others in MGS 3
Solidus: sure it's not gonna be Metal Gear Raiden??
Snake: shut up!
*suddenly the phone rings....*
That was the first chapter R&R to say if I shoud continue.
Oh! Does anyone know if Metal gear section has that letter answering with the main characther or bad guy if not I would like to start one.
Check ya' later dudes!!
P.S: also read my serious fanfic titled Twin lakes.