Leverrier Got Run Over By A Reindeer

by Kracken l.w.

Disclaimer: I own nothing except the insanity behind this blended perversion of the work of two accredited artists.

(A/N: Inspired in part by a certain Chapter of Kill Leverrier, the name of whose author I can not at this moment remember, and the fact that no one seems to have done any thing in regards to Kanda's purple Santa suit. How the hell did you all resist?)


The following version of an old carol was found in a personal journal now on display in the Black Order section of the Vatican Museum.)

CH: Oh, Leverrier got run over by a Reindeer,

Walkin' in the gardens Christmas eve.

You may say there's no such thing as Sanda,

But as for me an' Jiji, we believe.

Well he'd bin drinkin' too much eggnog,

And we begged 'im not to go.

But he forgot his loyal guard dog,

And stumbled off alone into th' snow.

When we found 'im there next mornin',

At th' scene of th' attack,

There was a hoof print on his forhead,

And incriminatin' Clause marks on his back.

CH: Oh, Leverrier got run over by a Reindeer,

Walkin' in the gardens Christmas eve.

You may say there's no such thing as Sanda,

But as for me an' Jiji, we believe.

It's far more like Christmas without Leverrier,

Exorcists, for once, not dressed in black. (*cough, cough, KANDA, cough.)

The only thing that we can't figure,

Is should we open up his gifts, or send them back?

( Allen & Kanda : Send Them Back!)

Well the geese are on the tables,

And the puddings oh so sweet,

And the white and pewter candles,

That would have matched the fillings in his teeth.

CH: Oh, Leverrier got run over by a Reindeer,

Walkin' in the gardens Christmas eve.

You may say there's no such thing as Sanda,

But as for me an' Jiji, we believe.

We are all so proud of Two Spots,

'Cause he's takin' it so well.

See him in there watchin' football,

Drinkin' beer & playin' cards wi' Finder Belle.

(Go Link!)

Oh I've told all my friends an' Finders,

Better watch out you big lugs,

They should never give a license,

To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with bugs!

CH: Oh, Leverrier got run over by a Reindeer,

Walkin' in the gardens Christmas eve.

You may say there's no such thing as Sanda,

But as for me an' Jiji, we believe.

Leverrier got run over by a Reindeer,

Walkin' in the gardens Christmas eve.

You may say there's no such thing as Sanda,

But as for me an' Jiji, we believe.